TimberTwi Tales: First Impressions

by CapNTilfy


The Last Morning

It was a beautiful morning at Camp Everfree. A morning that was slightly bittersweet, as today was the day that everyone from Canterlot High had to leave. In spite of that, everyone was looking forward.

Some were looking forward to going home and relaxing after a busy week. Some were looking forward to getting closure so they could move on with their lives, and some were looking forward to their future with the new status quo they've so readily embraced...


Twilight slowly opened her eyes to a sunny morning. She let out a big yawn as she stretched, having had a good night's sleep after last night's party.

"Top 'o the mornin'," Sunset said tiredly as she rubbed her eyes.

"Morning," Twilight said as she reached for her glasses, then put them on. She turned to see Sunset, then snorted. Her hair was a mess! "Woah! Bedhead, much?"

Sunset grabbed her pillow, then threw it at Twilight, who channeled her geode and stopped it in midair.

"Cheater," Sunset said with a mock pout as she folded her arms.

Twilight giggled, then got out of bed. "I'll let you get dressed first." She gently woke Spike up, who stretched, shook, then looked up at her.

"Morning already?"

Twilight nodded. "C'mon," she said as she gestured to the tent's exit. "Sunset needs a moment to get dressed." She and Spike went outside, and a rainbow blur hurried towards them, only to stop a few feet away.

"Hey, guys," Rainbow said as a soft breeze from her speed blew past them. "Is Sunset getting dressed?"

"Uh-huh," Twilight said as she took some sleep out of her eye.

"Sunset," Rainbow called out. "When you're done, come meet us at the clearing! I want to take one last picture of us in Camp Everfree outfits!"

Sunset's arm came out from the tent flaps, giving a thumbs-up.

Rainbow nodded in satisfaction. "See you girls there!" She then sped off.

As she watched Rainbow speed up, Twilight felt the urge again. Fortunately, it was quite miniscule. She could easily ignore it... at least until she got home. And when she got home, she'd immediately jump right into a hot shower and-

Twilight paused as her urge grew. Okay, she shouldn't even think about about that right now.

Fluttershy's jaw dropped instantly, and a little bit of drool fell from her mouth. "Oh dear, I need to masturbate badly."

Twilight shook her head rapidly. She didn't understand how Fluttershy of all people could say that out loud! That was something she would have expected to hear from one of her old schoolmates! She slapped the palm of her hand against her forehead as she remembered one particular encounter with said person...

Sugarcoat sighed again as she put the palm of her hand to her head. "Just watch where you're going, okay? That's the last time I'm warning yo-" She stopped mid-sentence as her eyes widened in surprise for a moment, then narrowed as she grinned. "Twilight Sparkle," she said slyly, "I didn't know you had it in you!"

Twilight blinked in confusion as she began to nervously pull on her hair. "Wh-what are you talking about?"

"Who've you been fucking," Sugarcoat asked.

Twilight's face immediately turned a light shade of red as she continued to pull at her hair. "W-W-W-What?!" She almost shouted. "I'm not even in a relationship!"

"That never stopped me," Sugarcoat said, then came to a realization. "Ooohhh. I get it."

Twilight's face slowly went back to its normal color. "Y-You do?"

Sugarcoat nodded. "You just masturbate often, don't you?" Twilight's face went even redder than before and she ran off as fast as she could.

"Dammit, dammit, dammit," Twilight muttered under her breath in frustration as her urge grew stronger.

"Twilight?"

Twilight snapped back to reality to see Sunset standing before her, fully clothed and looking concerned.

"Are you okay?"

Twilight took a deep breath, then exhaled. She knew she could tell Sunset anything, but she wasn't quite sure she was ready to talk about sexual things with her! "I... I don't know if I want to talk about it just yet."

Sunset folded her arms. "Okay... if you say so. Just don't keep it in too long so it blows up out proportion."

"You mean like a wee-" Twilight put a hand over Spike's muzzle.

"Puppies, am I right? They can be so precocious sometimes!" She laughed nervously, then hurried into the tent to change. Once finished, she went along with Sunset and Spike to the stage.


Timber slowly opened his eyes to the new day. He yawned, then cracked his neck. As nice and comfy as his bed was, he needed to get out! There was much to do today. He jumped out of bed, then went over to his bathroom to see himself in the mirror. His hair was a little messy, and he had a slight bit of stubble from not shaving over the week.

Timber snorted. "Some things never change," he said with a smile and roll of his eyes. He hummed a formless tune as he grabbed his electric shaver, then put it to good use. He then brushed his hair, then glanced at his shower. He quickly shook his head. There was no need for that now, as he took a shower last night before going to bed... and he was quite happy with reality!

Timber looked back at his mirror.

Good things don't last forever.

Maybe not, but Timber would savor every last moment and enjoy the ride. He snapped his fingers, making them finger guns as he smiled and winked. He snorted. "God, that was so cheesy!" With a shake of his head and a grin, he left his room.


Gloriosa woke up, then turned to look at her alarm clock. She smirked, then gently tapped the off button. "Not today," she trilled as she threw the covers off of herself. She stretched, then gently slapped her cheeks. Today was going to be a busy day, and she and Timber would need to bring their A-game!

Gloriosa walked to her dresser, only to stop mid-stride. She was planning on wearing her usual outfit... but since Twilight and her friends were leaving today, she decided to change it up a bit. After putting on her bra and panties, she grabbed her white sleeveless Camp Everfree shirt. She put on a pair of skorts with pockets, each of them closed by daisy-shaped buttons.

"And now, for the finishing touches..."

To complete her outfit, Gloriosa got out a pair of wedged sandals, then found the geometric scarf Rarity made for her. She sat down on her bed, then put her sandals on and wrapped her scarf around her neck. She walked over to her mirror, glanced, then gave a nod of satisfaction. "Perfect!"

Gloriosa left her room with a smile.


Twilight, Spike, and Sunset reached the stage where everyone else was waiting. "Okay," Rainbow said to the three. "Change of plans. We decided we're going to lay in a circle on the ground."

"I just hope I don't get any stains on my clothes," Rarity said.

Sunset laughed softly. "It'll be fine, Rarity."

"Can we make this quick," Applejack asked as she folded her arms. "I'm a mite hungry."

"Me too, actually," Rainbow said before getting onto the ground as Fluttershy called Spike into her arms.

Sunset laid next to Rainbow. Fluttershy laid next to Sunset with Spike in her arms. Applejack laid next to Fluttershy. Rarity laid next to Applejack. Twilight laid next to Rarity, and Pinkie laid next to Twilight, forming a complete circle.

"All right," Rainbow said. "Everyone ready?" She was answered with a chorus of "yes!". She took out her phone, then held it high. "Here we go!" She took the pic, and Rarity immediately stood up to inspect her clothing.

"Are there any bugs or dirt on me," Rarity asked as she pawed at the back of her shirt.

"Don't worry, Rarity," Fluttershy said reassuringly. "Your shirt's just fine."

"Oh, thank heavens!" Rarity heaved a sigh of relief, and they all walked to the Mess Hall together.


After breakfast, Twilight left the Mess Hall with her friends. She had spent most of her time there either eating or focusing on keeping her continually increasing urge at bay. The only thing she'd registered was Rainbow mentioning a surprise before they all left.

Twilight fervently hoped that whatever it was, it'd be enough of a distraction for her...