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// Message from Dark Conquest 
// Story: Fall of Stafleet: Shooting Stars 
// by Alchemystudent 
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Conquest steps out in front of a blank screen and smirks. Reaching from behind it, he pulls out a chair and then looks to you, “So...funny story. And the bozo writing this wants me to give ya the Watsonian explanation as to why you are all seeing the cancelled button down below on this Shonen verison of a senin story.”

Pulling out a remote from his pocket, he clicked on the button to pull down a screen and show an image of Twilight and the mane five with pointed yellow hair, “See, during the events of the story, the girls were getting more and more powerful forms. Going from rainbow to super sayain, up to Ultra Instinct and all of that. All the while, training under gods to be ready to fight their worst enemy.”

“And by that I mean,” he clicked on the button to show a disfigured zombie, holding a book in hand, “Vecna. Why him? Well, it seems that the authors began to realize that as powerful as the girls became, they needed a god to ight them, especially after GR went kaput and the alicorns were beat.” 

“Not to mention,” he clicked on another button, showing Samus Aran firing a shot at the screen, “Miss Aran here done effed up the timeline with her super powerful time beam, fixing a lot of plot holes in this meandering plot.”

“Good news with all of this? They were ready for most of the bad guys, complete with cool battles,” Conquest clicked a button, showing the girls fighting various villains. Until it got to him and Pinkie where they looked like Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd. “HEY! Ok, so me and Pinkie battled it out Looney Toons style, but it happens.”

“Then they faced Vecna,” and with a click, showed Twilight on the ground with the others, giant x’s on their eyes and on Samus’ visor, “They were losing and Twilight here decided to pull out the big guns. The lord of Nightmares.”

A woman stood in front of the screen, armed with a giant eraser button, “She wiped out Vecna and then was about to do the same to this world. However, the girls made a deal. She just resets everything back to square one, removes the Starfleet influence (And everything else related to that world), and the girls get one more shot at Vecna and an epic story you expect from this account.”

Turning off the screen, Conquest sat on a seat and looked back at you, “So, what does this mean? Well, the story is cancelled and everything that was connected to Starfleet has been whisked away to a pocket dimension. The world of Equestria has been reset to the way it was in Season 7, just after the movie but before the school was made (With some broadstrokes. I’m sure the moron can explain it better), and the next story will all be about the girls going on a whirlwind adventure with friends and excitement and magic and all of that jazz.”

“So, no more deconstructions, no darkness about looking into the deep souls, and no hate. Just a typical adventure fic,” Conquest said, getting up and turning into a human with black hair, this time holding a blue track suit with the letters UA on it. “And me? I’m getting out of here! Hey, I was only here because of how much people hated Starfleet. I’m not an idoit! I know that in any normal MLP fic I would’ve had my ass handed to me three times before the story ends. So...”

He puts on the tracksuit, “I’m going to find another hate fic to destroy, and you all can go and enjoy the author’s remake of this with all of the adventure that it implies but none of the starfleet deconstruction.”

And with a snap of his fingers, he vanished.