"The next Mozart's"
Zecora was in her cottage in the forest, slowly stirring a brew she was making. The brew consisted of various herbs she searched for and emitted a bright yellow blow, resembling what looked like gold in liquid form. She stopped stirring to fetch more ingredients from the racks that covered one of her walls completely, searching for the right bottle. "Oh where oh where is the green glowing vial, who's smell is sweet, with looks of bile".
Finding the vial of green, she happily used her mouth to hold it and walk over to her cauldron. "Now a single drop is all i need, be tranquil as the forest, no need for speed" she took the cork off the vial and slowly began to tilt her head, trying to let only a drop of the emerald liquid lay a home in the brew. Just as the drop was coming out, Rainbow Dash thundered into the room by smashing open the door. "Zecora! Are you home!" she shouted. the sudden break in and shouting threw Zecora off balance, the drop landed inside the cauldron but the rest of the vile went up in the air, about to land inside. Quick to react, to got hold of it before it could splash inside. "Please knock next time young Rainbow Dash, I need only a knock, not a vicious bash".
Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes before she began to explain the situation to Zecora as she was continuing with her brew. "Yeah... so Zecora, we need your help, see, some fat abnoxious clown and a scrawny pale clown teleported to Ponyville somehow and they need help" said Rainbow. Zecora furrowed her eyebrow and nodded to indicate she needed more detail. "They're human by the way" this fact caught the Zebra's full attention and now followed every word that came from Rainbow Dash's mouth. "Music producers too, they say they need help with their... lyrical masterpieces so that they can be rapping legends like Snoop Lion, 2pac and Elvis Presley, whoever they are".
Zecora rubbed her chin, withdrawing the wooden spoon from her cauldron and laying it on the table. "What role do I exactly play? Will I be the cause of such dismay?" rhymed the zebra. Rainbow Dash slowly nodded with a scrunched face showing that she wasn't sure. "We basically just need for you to help them make they're lyrics "godly" as they say it. I haven't heard any of their songs yet but i'm sure it's great stuff by the way they're describing it! For all i know, all of Ponyville is listening to them! Originally I was going to ask Vinyl to help but she's gone out... so will you help?"
Zecora took a few moments to straighten out the plan in her head before she responded.
"So let me get this straight, these humans are here to not to destroy but create, when I say create, I mean music of course, but to ask advice, from a little horse? How desperate are these clowns you say? Do they expect to improve all at once today? If this is the case, I guess I have no choice, they need guidance? I'm sure they need my voice. After all wh-"
Rainbow Dash slapped Zecora across the face with the wooden spoon used to brew her cauldron and set it back down. "Save it for the 'helping' Zecora, right now we need to go back to Ponyville and check on how everyone's doing and see if you can help the Juggalo's."
"What exactly is a Juggalo? Define the word, that I do not know"
Rainbow Dash shrugged and answered that she had no idea either, the clown just titled themselves that just as she was leaving. Satisfied with a good enough answer, Rainbow Dash opened the door for Zecora as the zebra wore her cloak and began to walk out of her cottage towards the town alongside with the cyan pegasus.
Meanwhile in Ponyville on Mayor Mare's stage...
"What is a juggalo?
A dead body
Well, he ain't really dead
But he ain't like
Anybody that you've ever met before
He'll eat Monopoly and s*** out Connect Four"
"Rarity... did you REALLY have to ask what a Juggalo was? I'm pretty sure I get the picture that they are... well I rather not say it... but gravy Rarity! This is terrible!" Applejack exclaimed.
"Well dear Applejack, I'm sure you were just as curious as me when they mentioned the title they possess... although i do regret my decision... these primates are really terrible at what they do..."
"Well, I'm leaving this here place, need to buck down the last of the apples before this music rots them to the core!" said Applejack as she left content and angered at the same time.
"What is a juggalo?
He ain't a b****boy
He'll walk through the hills
And beat down a rich boy
Walks right in the house
When you're having supper
And dip his nuts in your soup"
Just then, Shaggy 2 Faggy pulls out a cup of Ramen Noodles from his coat pocket and opens it up at an amazing speed. As he opened it, Fat Clown began to moonwalk across the wooden floorboards with his worn out DC shoes that had a hole in the bottom. Once the noodles were ready, Shaggy dipped his raisin testicles into the soup just as both him and Violent Jay said "Gloop!" in unison to complete their rhyme.
Pinkie Pie brought cupcakes for everyone that was watching the clowns on stage perform they're horrible concert but had a sudden change of heart. Pinkie herself was consumed by rage of how bad the partners were and instead of giving away her cupcakes for the ponies to eat, she quickly made a sign on her cart saying "3 bits per cupcake to hit the gorrila's, get a free cupcake for every direct hit". In seconds Pinkie was being swarmed by various ponies of all kind, in only seconds, not only were her cupcakes gone, but her cart was dismantled and parts were taken such as the wheels, metal bar for the umbrella attached to her cart and even the screws. Her anger and saddness ceased when she saw the large bag of bits next to her.
Quick to count, she counted exactly 518 bits. Content with her sales, she left the terrible concert to go purchase more ingredients for her cupcakes and toys for Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake.
"Detroit?" Shaggy waited for the crowd to respond 'We juggalo's!'
"Cleveland?" Again no response
"St. Louis?" Nothing
"Everybody?
F***ing everybody?
Everybody? "
Both of the high school drop outs stared out into the crowd seeing what is it that kept them troubled. They could see ponies of of the types of ponies have cupcakes at hand and miscellaneous objects held in their mouth or levitating with the magic their horn produced. One little pony with a red mane and a bright pinkish bow in her mouth held a metal bar with jagged end. "Yo Jay... I think the crowd loves us, just look at them all stare at us with them cupcakes, I bet they just want to giv'em all to us for showing them our wizard music" said Shaggy 2 Dope. Jay nodded in agreement and began to wink at various mare's while pelvic thrusting in their direction.
A large stir or murmurs and whispered bursts amongst the crowd before they all grew silent once again when they looked back on stage at the two clowns. "So what ya'll think of us juggalo's?! We representing! From the Dark Carnival where all juggalo's can be free! Whoop Whoop!" shouted out Jay. The crowd was still silent growing angrier with every passing second. "Was that some sort of mating call you do to find your little skinny boyfriend of yours?!" shouted a random pony.
The entire crowd began to laugh hard while the two partners were yelling out "All ya'll ponies is fake ponies! Ya'll ain't know nothing about our stuff!" they retorted. The laughter died out until everyone had a menacing smile smeared across their face, now all inching closer towards the stage.
"Shaggy, we gotta go, I don't think these ponies need us anymore man, I think we blew they're motherf***ing minds with our lycrical genius, we the next Mozart's and Presley's dog! We're getting too popular here!" said Jay as he inched away from the front of the stage, frightened to get near the edge and frightened the pony with the bow in her head would shank him with the metal bar.
Just when the crowd began to rile up, Rainbow Dash accompanied by Twilight came onto the stage to prevent the riot. "Now listen here everypony! They're still practicing forrr... they're REAL show which will occur tomorrow! Yes that's right! The PRINCESS is funding for they're amazing concert tomorrow, I informed her of the two already. Isn't that right guys?" Twilight asked at Shaggy and Jay, winking at them. Both of them nodded rapidly just going along with the story. "They were just making you mad because they.... they wanted to...." Rainbow Dash pushed Twilight aside to take over the speech from there. "They wanted to make you all think that was the real them but it's not! They're just messing with you all ok?!" the crowd was still quiet until after what seemed like forever, they all laughed and began to disperse, hoping the show the next day would satisfy they're curiosity as to what kind of music do the clowns create.
"Remember to be here at 8pm everypony! They'll be here to show you what skills they really got!" said Twilight, waving at the withdrawing crowd.
When the coast seemed clear, she let out a deep sigh and nodded at RD. Both of them walked over to the clowns who were confused as to why the crowd didn't like they're music. Twilight explained how their music was a bit vulgar and needed work. "-and we have just the pony for the job to help you". All four of them now on stage looked at the curtains open up to stare at a tribal striped figure that wore a brown hood. "Meet Zecora, you're new music instructor, she'll tell you all there is to making a good song without using... a horrible combinations of words.
"Now we will see what will be, blinded eyes to see"
Jay and Shaggy both turn to see the Zebra that would help them accomplish their life's ambitions to not be losers and purchase the Dark Carnival. This Zebra was they're only hope of success left.
"Good evening fat clown and shaggy let's focus on you, it's time to show you, my musical brew"
Shaggy scratched his bald head and acne arms examining the Zebra with interest. "I see you got some wicked tats, dawg, you down with the clown wigga? Why you even helping us anyways?" he asked. Zecora didn't really have a response and felt very awkward around them, luckily Twilight took her part of speech. "She's the helper I had Rainbow Dash go find, sadly Vinyl Scratch couldn't be here with us, but Zecora is more than enough help" she paused to sit down and rest. "Besides, we're only doing this because this is what friendship is!" she said happily with a squee of delight.
Both of the clowns stare at each other with a confused expression across their face. After a moment of silence Shaggy spoke.
"F***ing friendship, how does that work?"
Next time on the journey of the clown's: Shaggy and Jay both get the help from Zecora to have better rhymes for their upcoming "big" concert that will occur the next day. With only a few hours to learn and the Princess going to watch, this puts a lot of stress on the shoulders of Fat Clown and Shaggy. If they impress the Princess, the Princess will allow them to live in Equestria for a full year and sign them up for a record contract that would give them prestigious perks such as an infinite amount of Funnyions, signed Nickleback album, a futon couch, a bluetooth with a Droid cell phone, and a complimentary cassette mixtape of MC Hammer along with Hay scented body wash. If she doesn't like it, they'll have their punishment suited out... fairly. This is what will make or break ICP.