//------------------------------// // Chapter Fifteen: Of Babies and Revelations // Story: Trixie is Pregnant and It's Twilight's Problem // by TheCrimsonDM //------------------------------// Trixie is Pregnant Chapter Fifteen: Of Babies and Revelations Written by TheCrimsonDM: “Its okay, Trixie. I used to do that all the time. One time I was even taking a nap next to Celestia when it happened.” Twilight pleaded. Trixie was shoving the sheets, blanket, pillow cases and anything else that reminded her of the incident into the wash as hard as she could. She glanced at Twilight. If she continued to Remind Trixie of it, she was going into the washing machine as well. Twilight took a step back. “Um… okay. Well we both washed up so I’m um… I’ll leave you to it.” Twilight left Trixie to finish this task. Nopony said repenting was going to be easy but if they had dared, even for a moment hint at this being part of the process, she would have gladly chose to live in the sewers beneath Canterlot sneaking up like a molepony to steal pieces of food from the castle and growing an extra set of legs from the radioactive waste that surely existed down there. Once she had turned the washer on and trotted her way into the lobby of the library she was less than pleased to find six ponies where there should only be one. Twilight looked sheepish as she glanced at Trixie. “Oh, hey, everypony decided to come pay us a visit, isn’t that nice?” Trixie glared at most of them, except for Fluttershy. Fluttershy was still on the usable list so she could be left alone, but the others, they had earned Trixie’s pregnant ire for interrupting on this most horrid of mornings. They seemed to pick up on it pretty easily. Pinkie Pie was the only one still smiling. In fact Pinkie Pie was nearly giggling. Trixie shot her a dirty look. “What?” Pinkie Pie managed to say. “First time last night? Yeah, it hit my bladder hard too.” It took less than a second for a book to be grabbed in a purple telekinetic aura and flung forward with enough force to cause a concussion. It was stopped by a red aura and gently lowered. Twilight shook her head and spoke in a tone that bordered on motherly. “Now now, Trixie. You don’t throw books at friends. Lasers yes, books no.” Trixie glared at her. “Trixie can’t fire lasers, so she uses books against nosy ponies who should not mention a word about bladders again should they value the mouth Trixie so graciously put back on their face.” Twilight gave her a dirty look before looking back at her friends. “So what brings you all here?” Pinkie Pie spoke. “Rarity told everypony.” Rarity’s eyes widened. “T-told them that Trixie had something important to tell us, isn’t that right?” Trixie glared at her. “What, do, you, mean? Rarity laughed nervously. “Well… you have a secret don’t you? One that we’d all be okay with if we found out and even support you and your mood swings.” Rainbow Dash snickered. “Yeah, that’s the first of two secrets.” Rarity glared at her. “Rainbow Dash, I think you may have gotten the wrong impression.” Pinkie Pie giggled. “After what we saw last night, I could see it.” Twilights’ face turned bright red. “Oh no… you two, you didn’t spy on me again, did you?” Trixie shot a look at Twilight demanding an explanation. To which Twilight let out a sigh. “It’s a… tradition. We sometimes spy on one another. It’s only for our own well being but I think maybe… they saw something… from last night…” Trixie growled. “They saw nothing of any sort. Trixie is perfect, pure, and in complete control of all her bodily functions.” Twilight slapped a hoof across her own face. “I meant the kiss.” Trixie swallowed. “Oh… grape jelly.” Rainbow Dash whistled. “Grape huh, I always figured she’d taste like a lavender.” Pinkie added. “I thought of taffy.” Twilight’s entire face was a bright shade of red. “Listen, no matter what happened last night, it was um, a friendship thing. Right, Trixie?” Trixie shrugged. “It is what it is.” “You are not helping.” “Trixie does not need to help, these ponies of yours are snoops and spies. Why should she be involved in this mess?” Twilight pulled at her own mane. “Me and Trixie are just friends. I don’t know what happened last night, we were all kind of weird.” Spike came down the steps rubbing at his eyes. “Can you two keep it down, those special muffins hit a lot harder than I thought?” Twilight glared at him. “What are you talking about?” His eyes widened. “Oh… didn’t you figure it out? Isn’t that why you bought them from Pinkie in the first place?” Pinkie Pie laughed. “Of course silly, Twilight needed to calm down and so she bought some normal, not at all special or drug laced muffins. Nope, perfectly normal.” Twilight glared between the two of them. “I am not thinking about anything either of you said, ever again. I am also not buying peanut butter muffins again for as long as I live.” Things grew quiet for a moment just long enough for Applejack to cut in seeming a little impatient with the ramblings. “Consarn it, we came here for a real reason. Rarity told us all that Trixie is pregnant and that Twilight might be the dad… somehow. Anyway, we just wanted to say we’re here to support ya.” Trixie blinked. “Oh…” She thought about this morning. Between shaming herself and most of Twilight’s entire bed, and Twilight’s tail, and Twilight’s everything. Finding out those muffins were likely filled with a substance that although good, might not be the best one to use around others, and hearing that everypony knew her secret and were actually okay with it. Trixie felt like her morning had broke. Trixie turned around and began walking to the kitchen. “Trixie knows what’s wrong. She’s still asleep and that the tall dark alicorn who had refused her advances must still be around here somewhere.” Lucky for them, nopony even dared to question that sentence. Unfortunately Trixie wasn’t sure how to wake up from a constant dream but she did know one thing. She needed coffee. About as much coffee as her tiny frame could handle. A cup of hot coffee later she was satisfied at the kitchen table watching the other ponies file in filling up her space. Rarity was the first one to speak. “I’m sorry, darling. I should have guessed sooner what you were really here for.” Applejack added. “Ah know some ponies might be against such things, but Ah recognize there isn’t always a chance fer things to be done properly. So long as you love yer kids, love yer family that’s what matters.” Rainbow dash lifted up Twilight’s tail. “Huh… how did you knock up, Trixie?” Twilight slapped her hoof away. “Rainbow, unless you want to be missing some teeth I suggest keeping away from there.” Rainbow Dash laughed. “Well whatever, I bet you two are going have a cute kid, just don’t ruin them with your weird everything.” Pinkie Pie added. “We have so many parties to plan for this!” Fluttershy glanced from Trixie to Twilight and back to Trixie. “I um… am happy for you.” Trixie laid her head down. “You all are very kind and accepting, but you might be missing a very important factor here.” Everypony looked at her giving her a chance to explain. “Twilight is about as much as a virgin as they come.” Rainbow Dash nodded. “Of course she is. She’s waiting for your marriage to do the fun stuff right?” Trixie glared at her. “Then how in Equestria did she get Trixie pregnant?” Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. “She obviously turned herself into a stallion with her spooky powerful magic, did her thing in a cup, used a turkey baster and filled up your belly with baby making juice.” Everypony nodded in agreement with Rainbow Dash except for Twilight who was staring mouth agape at the group. Trixie took a nice long drink of her coffee. Nope still asleep. “So, let Trixie get this straight. She is the only pony who is completely sane still left in Ponyville?” Twilight walked over to her side. “I think your right, or I’m asleep.” She lifted up the coffee pot, put it to her lips and drank greedily from it. “Nope, still asleep.” Pinkie Pie laughed. “Your both awake silly, how else would you have remembered Luna from your dream last night?” Trixie closed her eyes. “Trixie really wants this to be a dream.” Twilight joined her side. “Me too.” Fluttershy was somehow on the opposite side of Trixie already. “I um… I think I agree.” Oh by Celestia’s massive molars what did she do to deserve this? All she did was boast and rave, embarrass half of the elements of harmony in front of an entire town, work on a rock farm using the money to buy a dark magic artifact and then use the artifact to enslave the town torment ponies, and get pregnant by a handsome red stallion she’d hope she could see again. He made an excellent consort and at that point she might even consider keeping him around to help her forget the reality of where she was. This day really couldn’t get any worse now could it? The back door came bursting open and the big, handsome stallion in red came in. His eyes wide and pupils pinpricks. “Sis! They got loose!” She looked at him. “What in tarnation got loose now?” Trixie stood up and pointed a hoof at him. “YOU!” He stared at her. “You!” For a moment they stared at one another in silence before he shook his head and then looked at his sister, applejack. Oh… oh no they were related. “The beebats are loose and stinging everypony something fierce.” Applejack nodded, tilted her hat and led the way as the two left. Trixie sat there stunned. Defeated, and realizing that she was going steadily mad in this place. Twilight leaned over and whispered. “Do you know Big Mac?” Trixie swallowed and whispered back. “That’s THE stallion.” Twilight’s eyes widened slowly from the realization. She sat back down, and then with a voice a little too loud. “Your all right, I got Trixie Pregnant but we aren’t dating yet! Now thank you for your approval of my plans to sire a god like wizard successor but please leave. I have plans for my baby’s mama and they are very private!” Everypony looked a bit awkward about that revelation, unable to really argue with it they left. Fluttershy was the last one to leave, before passing out the door she looked back at Twilight. “Um… so um… you two aren’t dating?” Trixie nodded. “No.” Twilight nodded. “No. now please, Fluttershy. The door exists. It does still exist right? That too hasn’t changed massively along with my little world?” Fluttershy shook her head. “The d-doors still here. I’ll um, I’ll go.” She left and once the door was finally shut and the duo were completely alone Twilight looked at Trixie. “Do you have any idea how much chaos is about to happen once they stop being completely insane and dial the crazy back down to eleven?” Trixie swallowed. “Applejack is not going to approve anymore is she.” “Not with her niece or nephew in your belly, no.” Trixie laid her head down. “Why does Trixie do these things?” “Because you were as crazy as the rest of them. Welcome to the sanity club, we’re a whole number of two and half and will probably lose our sanity by the week’s end. At least we have coffee.” Trixie stared at her coffee. “At least we have coffee.”