"So you see, if you go to appleloosa, you'll learn the hard way that you messed with the wrong family."
Vlad then looked towards two ponies seated at a table, one them was a getting nervous about the situation, and the stories about death are not helping. "Look sir, I don't mean to interrupt, but I got to get back to my apartment, don't know why I'm here, or why I'm a pony."
"Well, I was going to do spoiled rich, but since you rudely Interrupted me, I think you'll be my next subject for this tale."