As I was walking away from the Carrousel Boutique, then I remembered something. ‘Oh shit! today is the s1e5 griffin the brush-off! I have to find Pinkie and Rainbow Dash!’
I began making my way to Town hall. I saw Rainbow moving a cloud around with Pinkie giving directions on where to move it. Pinkie was starting to drive Rainbow nuts. I walked up to them.
“Hello girls, what’re you doing?” I asked.
“Buzz off! Were working here” said Rainbow, who looked at me and saw my demon side while I was still a deer.
“̶͔̼̗͂̚͝C̴͉͙͙͈͕͌̊͂͌͂o̵̧̝̥̻̽m̸͈͔̗̋̍̔͘e̴̛̩̞͗̒̉͋ ̷̧̢͚̔̓n̷̨͖̣͉͗̀͌͜o̷̠̦̙͙͑w̷̦͐̇̚͠,̸̺͕̾͋͒̓ͅ ̸͕͕͉͐̐̏R̷̪̝̳̦̄͝a̸̬̣͙͐̌́͜į̷̝̪͍̌̈́̈͒̿ṅ̶̠̣̉͝b̸̻̂̄̓͝o̸̗̰͍̞͒w̵̢̛͕̺̄̉̈͝ ̸̣̩̀̉̓͝D̷͈̃̓̈a̴̝̺̐́̏̌̔s̵̡̡̭͛h̶̨̟̅,̵͙̱̄ ̴̧̪̗̰͐̆I̵̞̜̘͕͌̆̆͗͝ ̷̺̻̻̬͋̆̈́̐d̶̳̥̀̃̕͠o̷̮̪̾̀̍̎͠n̴̩͘’̸̳̐̔̃̾̅t̷̡͖̂̑̏͛ ̷̛͇̙̉̅̂͘͜l̶͈̙͒ö̴̰̬̥̼̱́͘ó̷̡͍͒̏͝k̵̨̯̺̮͊̒̐ ̶̗͚͊͋̃͒͗t̶̜̺̦͍̂̏͛̃͋͜h̶̢̲̰̥̘̆͑a̴̓ͅṭ̴͋͛͜ͅ ̶̨̠̱͖͔́̎̋̕̕d̷̛͈̘ì̸̘̞̠f̶͈̟͛̍̂f̸̛͙̪͖͈̱̈́͊͊̆è̷̻̼͕͈͂̽̈́̋r̶̛̥͂͋̿ê̸͂̃̈́͐͜n̸͉̊t̵̨͋͘”̷̟̗̜̞̖͐̉̃̒͠
I said, my eyes turning to dials as my teeth stopped moving and were glowing with each word. Rainbow was scared, but responded. “A-Alastor?” asked Rainbow Dash. I gave her a big toothy grin. A shiver went down her spine. “Yeah, it’s you, how are you a deer now?” she asked. I ignored her question.
“Hi Alastor, did you do something with your hair?” asked Pinkie. I ignored her question.
“Uh, Rainbow, thunder, Spike is about to come out” I said pointing a hoof at the cloud.
“Oh, right” said Rainbow, remembering what she was doing.
Spike came out and Rainbow hit the cloud to scare Spike. He began hiccuping. Then Rainbow did it to Pinkie. Then I stood in front of Spike and gave him my demon deer face. “Aaaaaaaaah!” He screamed. Then his hiccups stopped.
“there you go, the hiccups are gone” I said. He looked at me and a look of realization came upon his face.
“A-Alastor? Is that you?” asked Spike.
-Static- I gave him a kind smile without teeth.
“How do I look?” I asked smiling.
“Like a normal deer only very creepy” said Spike.
“wonderful! Rainbow, Pinkie, mind if I join you with a few pranks?” I asked. Pinkie and Rainbow looked at each other.
“I dunno, what kind of things can you do?” asked Rainbow. I smiled as my antlers began to glow red in a magical aura, which worried Rainbow.
“That we shall see in a few minutes” I said. I teleported the three of us to a hill that overlooked Ponyville. “Now watch the magic happen” I said having them look at the town.
I conjured up a podium, and stood on two legs as I brought out a conductor baton. I tapped the podium with it and brought it high up in the air. I began conducting as Each house in Ponyville began farting in the order of the 1812 overture.
As soon as it began we all started laughing. I was laughing maniacally, while they laughed normally.
“Oh my gosh, that was awesome” said Rainbow Dash.
“That was amazing!” said Pinkie.
I took a bow. “Thank you, Thank you, you’ve been a lovely audience” I said grinning ear to ear.
We then each continued to pull pranks all day.
—The Next Day—
Me and Pinkie were walking over to Rainbow’s house. Pinkie was wearing goofy glasses, an arrow through the head gag, and blowing a party blower.
As soon as we arrived pinkie called out to Rainbow Dash. “Rise and shine Rainbow Dash, it’s a brand new day and we got a lot of pranking to-ooh“ started Pinkie, before gilda showed up.
“Morning Pinks, hey Al, Gilda this is my gal-pal Pinkie Pie, and this is-“ began Rainbow.
“Alastor, delighted to meet you darlin’” I interrupted, annoying Rainbow Dash.
“Hey, what’s up” said Gilda.
“The sky, clouds, the sun” I said, drawing an odd stare from Gilda.
“Pinkie, Alastor, this is my griffin friend, Gilda” said Rainbow.
“What’s a griffin?” asked Pinkie.
“A griffin is half eagle, and half lion, and as Gilda was about to say, all awesome, with superb eyesight and sharp talons used for catching prey, most griffins live in Griffinstone, and have greed that can match a dragon!” I said, in my radio host tone, confusing them all.
“Anyway, Gilda is my best friend from My days at junior speedster flight camp” said Rainbow.
“Junior Speedsters are our lives, Sky-bound soars and daring dives, Junior Speedsters it's our quest, To some day be the very best!” I sang, drawing stares from everyone.
“How do you know the chant” asked Rainbow.
“I’m a demon remember, I know a lot of things” I said proudly.
“You! a demon, as if” said Gilda, not believing a word.
I made a few demonic glyphs show around me, then tilted my head as I gave my big grin, and my eyes became radio dials.
“̴̮͇̤̫͙͎̎̒͒̕D̶͎̝̲̰̫͑̂̊̐͑͠ͅÔ̵̧̰̜͍̾͑͠N̵̻̼̰̠̞͒̿͊’̶̡̠̩͚͎́̎̀͘T̶̛͓̩̺̫̦̈́͗̓̃̋ͅ ̴̡̮͙̩̊̿̈́̿̈̉B̵̡̞͉̈́̂̀̉͘E̴̦͙̺͌͋ ̷̢̳̺͊͌Ś̴͉͋͗̍̀̊Ȯ̶͔̬̼̪̳̮̈́̍̕͠͝ ̸̣̀̈́͂͐Q̴̛̺͊U̷͕̟͋̆̏͌̇̎Ḯ̸̧̤̪̓̒̾̂C̷͔͈̮̥̠̏̎̕K̷̛̗̽̾̅̚ ̷̼͎̔͆̔͗͆T̶̫͉̩̊͑͗͌O̸̙̞̽̄̍͌ ̴̲̜̳͋̇J̵̛̪̞̔̐́̈́Ú̷̠̻̗̱͚̦D̶̡̜̲̈́̂͋͋̒Ģ̷̖̹͔̝̓͜E̵͖̻̳̝̳͚̓ ̶̬̊̀M̴̛̭͋̈̀͆̕Y̷̧̢̝̻̤̜͑̇ ̴̳͓͂̃̊̌͝F̴̘̳̰̐I̵̟͆̔N̵̤̗̙͕̊̈̔̉È̶̺̣̙̬͙̆ ̴̧̠̩̠̑͝F̵͖̝̘͆͌ͅĚ̸̜͇̼̈́̈͝A̴̜͇̪͋̊T̵͎̉̀̒Ȟ̵͙̻͚̗̝Ẽ̴͎̲͋̀̍̕R̴̞̟͓̺̞͑͝Ẻ̸͈̼͘D̵̛̲̤̞̫̀͛̚͝͝ ̸͉͈̝̑̐͜F̵̡̬͔͕̬̈̒̂͝ͅR̵̳͒̇́̒́͛I̵͓͎͋̈́È̵̤͈̑̃̈́̅N̶̛̛͓̞͋͐͋͛D̷̥͛͋̀̿”̴͉̍̅̓̂̕
I said, scaring the crap out of Gilda, Rainbow and Pinkie Pie.
“Alastor the Radio Demon, at your service ” I said, bowing.
Gilda broke the silence. “No way, Dash? You’re friends with a demon?” said Gilda in surprise.
“Yeah, but he doesn’t always look like a deer” said Rainbow Dash.
“I don’t look that different from this form though, see?” I said changing into my normal demon form.
“Woah, that is awesome!” said Gilda. “Can you fly?” she asked.
“Not that I know of” I said.
“Aw, darn!” said Gilda.
“Well I was glad to meet you now I have to go, I have to go take a nap!” I said, changing into my deer form and walking away.
I made my way to the park. There were a few trees, a bit of grass, some benches here and there. I found a good spot and laid down. I began to relax a bit and got comfortable.
I used my magic to make a rick and morty screaming sun clock. I set it for a little before Gilda roared at Fluttershy. ‘If I can prevent a friendship from falling apart, that will be worth it’
I put my head down and went to sleep.
—3rd person POV—
As soon as Alastor got to sleep he began groaning, moaning, and growling.
A few passing ponies with foals saw him and heard a few of what they thought were demonic words and ran off. “Gnik elppaenip eht fo htarw eht ekovni I!” He said in his sleep. “Eldoon tew eht fo thgim eht ta elbmert llahs lla!” he said drawing a crowd. “Tae ot em rof etalp a no tup dna dellirg, ecuas eucebrab ni derevoc dna senob ruoy morf deppir eb lahs hself ruoy!” he said, still asleep.
The crowd continued to watch on in fear. He made more growls and moans. Then looked at the crowd and talked. “I’ll eat your heart” he said in a young girls voice.
The crowd of ponies ran off screaming.
—Later—
I was sleeping soundly dreaming of wonderful dreams..... Then the clock began going off.
“MMMmmm, yawn” I mumbled as I woke up. I smashed the clock and melted it down. I stretched my legs out. And made my way to the marketplace, to where the “incident” would take place.
I found Fluttershy walking the ducklings. Then I saw Gilda. Then it happened. Before Gilda could start I was scratching her behind the ears in my normal form.
“Hey what are yooo-“ she began as I started scratching her good spot. I kept scratching till she was on the ground purring and mewling. Fluttershy looks at me funny.
“Why are you doing that?” asked Fluttershy.
“I have my reasons, now hurry and take those ducks away, The ear scratching won't last long” I said, as Fluttershy did as I asked.
I stopped scratching and let Gilda up. “What was that for!?!” she yelled.
“You, my dear, have a bad temper, and I intend to keep it in check” I said making her angry. “And keep in mind if you punch me now, You’ll be proving my point” I said making her have a deep breath.
“Thank you for stopping me” she said, looking defeated.
“Your welcome, now come along, lets get to know each other better by playing a little game of checkers” I said, walking off with Gilda following close behind.
—Later—
“Agh! How do you keep beating me every time?” exclaimed Gilda.
“My dear, I am hardly even trying, I’ve given you multiple opportunities to win, but you don’t take them, and you lose” I said, dismissing the board after the tenth time Gilda has lost. “Now come on, there’s a party at Sugarcube Corner, and you are the guest of honor” I said getting up.
“How do you know?” asked Gilda.
I changed into my deer form and answered her. “I know a lot, now hurry up, I don’t want you to be late!” I said.
— Later—
We arrived at Sugarcube Corner on time. But I stopped Gilda before we did. “Why’d you stop?” She asked.
“There are pranks planted by Rainbow Dash everywhere, I’ll do damage control, if I think it’s safe, I’ll let you know” I told her.
The whole party went off without a hitch, with me setting off all the pranks instead of Gilda. I let the party continue until it was time for everypony to go home. Once the party was over, Gilda came over to me. I changed to my normal form and greeted her.
“Did you enjoy yourself?” I asked.
“Yes, Thanks for taking all the hits for me, you’re not so bad, for a demon” said Gilda.
-Static-My eye twitched. “Don’t be getting all mushy on me, I’m a demon, I don’t do anything for nothing, you now owe me a favor” I said.
“Ugh, fine what do you want? My soul” asked Gilda
“Normally yes, but not this time, this time, I need you to spend a two whole weeks with Pinkie Pie, and learn as much as you can about baking pastries, cakes, pies, and other baked goods” I said.
“Can I still give you my soul instead?” asked Gilda.
“No, I don’t want your soul, I want you to learn how to cook, your scones from griffinstone could be used as a diamond cutters, and make dirt taste like sugar by comparison” I said making her upset.
“Are they really that bad?” she asked with a sad expression.
“Yes, and they need to be improved, by you learning from Pinkie, it’s the only way you will get better” I said.
“You’re very nice for a demon, what did you do to become one?” asked Gilda.
“I was a serial killer and a cannibal” I said bluntly. Gilda was dumbstruck. “Any more questions?” I asked.
“No, I’m good, I’m going to learn how to bake from Pinkie now” said Gilda, sounding scared.
“Ha Ha, this was a good day, oh I should probably send a letter to Celestia about my new forms” I said snapping my fingers.
A pen and paper appeared in front of me. I grabbed them, and began writing the letter.
Dear Princess Celestia,
I’m sending this letter to tell you that I now have two new forms, I can turn into a deer and a human, I hope you are well, and I can’t wait for the gala, I would also like you to not tell anypony that I am a demon, I would like for them to figure that out for themselves.
-Sincerely
Alastor
I drew a few descriptions of my human and deer forms and wrapped up the letter. I snapped my fingers and sent it to Celestia.
After I sent the letter I made my way upstairs and went into my bed in a hidden room behind Pinkie’s closet. I changed into my deer form and went under the covers. I got comfortable and went to sleep.