While I would have loved to take a moment to process the level of crazy my life seems to have become, the universe had other plans. I turned to twilight “Sooo… 20-questions”
” WHAT???!!”
” What happened to make flutters so shy?” I felt like messing with the winged unicorn a bit, so sue me. Next thing I knew I get a rainbow in my face.
“HEY WHAT’S YOUR DEAL DUDE? Don’t be mean to my friend or else.” Rainbow, I assume from talking with Fluttershy, all but screeched.
“Geeze Skittles I was just kidding. No need to bite my head off.” I couldn’t help it and the look on her face (I assume it was a her but the attitude and rasp to the voice made it difficult to be sure) was priceless.
“I don’t know what skittles are, but I feel like I should be offended.” She shakes her head to clear her mind. “Also, Fluttershy has always been that way. I mean it IS her name.”
It’s at this point my stomach decides to put its two cents in. “That’s right I missed lunch… huh I guess getting yeeted to a different… world… universe… whatever takes a toll on the thought processer.”
“well… umm… we could go to ponyville and get some food… umm… if that okay with you I mean.” I swear I would die of diabetes before I even got to eat just from that adorable display from the shy one.
As I followed the equines I started to notice the density of the trees getting smaller and more light filtered through. When my group and I exited the forest my jaw dropped at what lay before me. I of course played it as cool as a cucumber with my reaction. “HOW DID YOU BUILD THIS???” Yup cool as a frickin cucumber in subzero artic temperatures. And I’ll give you three guesses which pony decided to give me a 3 hour lecture on how it works. If u guessed pinkie then you are correct. I don’t know how that pony fit 3 hours into 5 min and I was advised not to question it… oh by the way, I met pinkie upon exiting the woods and that lecture was how I was introduced. She is THE pinkest thing I have ever seen and that makes me worried for some reason.
After the pink one was done purple smart informed her that we were about to eat lunch. I think I lost time after that because next think I knew I was inside a gingerbread looking house that smelled like heaven for those that loved sweets and hell for diabetics. “well that was… quick I guess.” I state in a nonplussed tone as I watched the pink pony pronk into the what I can only guess was the kitchen. “ I… uh… did we time travel or was tim-“
“Don’t question pinkie, trust me that leads to madness” twilight so helpfully advised
“Yea when ya live here enough ya learn not ta question that’un”
“hmmm fair enough I suppose but I gotta know something. Is she always like that?”
“like what? Huh”
“Cheery skittles I meant is she always cheery. I mean that can’t be healthy.”
“why do you keep calling me that? What are skittles?”
“don’t worry about it. I’m just worried that maybe she trying to cope with some kinda trauma.”
“hmmm alright, but I’m watching you. And we never really thought about it.”
“oh I’m not dealing with anything. Its just I came from a very dull lifestyle.”
“GAH what the hell? Where did you come from?”
“WEEEEEELLL when a momma pony and a daddy pon—mphmmph”
“that’s enough sugacube.”
“well anyway what’s good to eat?”
“oh the cupcakes here are great.”
“well well well 20-questions has some answers hehehe.”
“WHY? Why are you calling me that?”
“well first impressions are everything and when I met you I got a face full of questions. Also, that’s a game from my home and I use sarcasm and jokes to cope with sudden shock such as a sudden shift in dimension… also for some reason messing with you is amusing.”
“grumble grumble cant believe even an alien from another dimension find it funny to mock me.”
“well you do make it so easy.”
“NOT HELPING SKITTLES!!!!!”
“WHAT EVEN ARE THOSE???”
“a candy from my home that come in an assortment of colors that resemble the rainbow. They have a catchy commercial with the catch phrase ‘taste the rainbow.’”
"WAIT YOU MEAN THAT YOU WERE MAKING FUN OF MY MANE?"
"ummm.... no, I don't care what you look like… if I did I would have a bigger problem that you’re all talking ponies than you hair color.”
I think twilight was having difficulty containing herself as I got another barrage of questions regarding why talking would be an issue and… well I ended up answering a bunch of questions about the level of sentience any being has and compared between both my world and theirs.
As we were finishing our meal a pure white pony with what looked like three diamonds on her butt walked into the shop.
“ah there you all are. I was wondering where you got… ummm twilight dear I do hope I am not hallucinating but please tell me you also see the creature sitting next to all of you?”
At this point I felt the recent experiences catch up and may have had a minor break. “PFHHAHAHAHAHA” or I might have just thought about how this pony resembles a marshmallow… I don’t know where the comparison came from but it’s now out there.
“hello Rarity, I am sorry for his outburst. I guess he is still processing… what word did he use? Yeet? Yes that sounds right. He got yeeted across worlds and finds himself in ours.”
“heheheheHAHAHAHAAHAHAH MARSHMALLOW PFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”
“uh… if you say so darling. I do hope he is aright though. He sounds hysterical… and not in a funny way.”
I stopped laughing at this point and, with difficulty containing an encore, I greeted the new one and found she was a unicorn and a seamstress. I put that tidbit away because I might need new clothes at some point.