WARNING: This Chapter contains Child Abuse, Abuse of Power, Assault, Assault on Royalty, and Illegal gambling.
In other words Anon Filly and Celestia fight while others make bets.
*EARLIER
Two guards stood outside the throne room, where Celestia was doing Day Court.
"You ever wish something happens around here?" the younger guard asked.
"The only time something happens, it's usually massive, beyond our power to due much help, and ends with cut paychecks to repair the damage." the senior replied.
"Oh." the younger said. There was a slight silence.
"But yes, I do wish something happen." the senior guard finally said. "At times I wish the throne room wasn't sound proof, so we could hear what their saying... Then again the snobs talk a lot of crud."
"Do you... hear something?" the younger asked.
The senior's ears swiveled. "It sounds like... screamin-" the window shattered as a Hot Air balloon came crashing through, sending a child flying into the younger.
"Oof!" The younger hit the ground hard. "Hey are you alright!?"
The filly smiled in a way that made the younger very uncomfortable. "I am now, sweet cheeks." the filly said, rubbing the stallions face. "And I'm referring to the other cheeks."
"I-er what!?" the younger said. The senior frowned and began walking over. "ACK!"
"FOR THE CHILD!" Anonymous screamed, jamming her hooves into the younger's eyes. She left off and charge at the senior. She smashed the lightbulb against his head.
"Stop tha-" The air ballon exploded, sending the guards flying out the window. Anonymous's height somehow saved her from flying out the window as well. She walked over to the doors, bucking them open.
*NOW
"It is SO on!" Celestia shouted.
"RAHHHHHH" Anonymous screamed as she charged at Celestia.
"YAAAHHHHHHH!" Celestia screamed as well.
Anonymous tackled Celestia, somehow sending her back into her chair. She bit Celestia in the arm, drawing blood. Celestia punched Anonymous in the gut, before rolling across the ground. Blueblood raised his eyebrow. "Auntie! How is a child beating you?"
Fancy Pants tilted his head. "I say, this is madness!"
"Who do you think will win?" Silver Saucer asked.
"I bet 500 bits the child licks Celestia." Gleaming Copper said with a nod.
"That's absurd!" Golden Crown exclaimed. "My money on Celestia."
"I bet 1200034 the kid whups my auntie's tush." Blueblood said.
"That is absurd! Keep the betting around 500 to 10000!" Fancy Pants exclaimed. He internally groaned as the other nobles began making bets, thinking Fancy Pants approved. "Put me down for 2000 on Celestia." he said, giving in.
"Duck!" a noble said.
"What duck?" Blueblood asked. "OH!" He quickly ducked as Luna's throne nearly took off his head.
"Where are the guards?" Perfume asked.
"Who cares!? This is the most interesting thing to happen for years!"
"RAA!!!" A very bloody Anon filly punched Celestia in the face, before kicking her in the stomach. A Celestia with small cuts and bruises was kicked off, but quickly leaped onto her hooves. Her chest plate had been torn off and was being used as a shield by Anonymous. Anonymous and Celestia charged again. Celestia rammed into the shield, sending the child into the air. Anonymous landed on Celestia's back, biting hard into the wings.
Celestia froze. Her head turned slowly, eyes open wide. "The buck did you just do? Do you even know what you just did?" Anonymous pulled off her crown, before slamming it against the Alicorn's temple. The thousands years old Goddess of Equestria crumbled like a sack of potatoes, wings still stiff.
"HALT!" The doors would have slammed open, had they not been broken down during the fight, via Alicorn lasers. Luna and the Mane Six stood, staring in shock and horror.
"Anon, what have you done!?" Twilight asked in shock. Anonymous in response threw the crown at Luna's face, knocking her unconscious.
Anonymous strode over the Celestia's throne as Twilight quickly used the magic of water to revive the Alicorns. The two awoke with a groan to see Anonymous sit upon Celestia's throne.
Suddenly, a burst of white, golden and rainbow light shot down upon Anonymous. He returned to his human form. The body of the filly arose out of him, wings unfolding and horn standing proudly. The Alicorn filly gently floated to the spot where Luna's throne should have been, before plopping to the ground with a thud.
"Anon. What have you done." Twilight said in utter shock.
The light faded, showing Anon in a crisp suit, his tie a ruby red and a golden band on his fedora. His shirt was silk. "What I have done..." he said, "Is become a god. But even better?" He stood, his aura strong yet gentle. "I have saved the filly."
"I DIED WHERE THE HECK AM I!?" the filly exclaimed.
"See? Told you." Anonymous said smugly. "Hey kid, what's your name?"
"Uh..." the girl looked at the weird creature. "It's Jessica. What are you?"
"Anonymous the Human." Anonymous answered. "Oh. Luna, you're into mares, right?"
"I-what!?" Luna exclaimed in shock, rubbing her head.
"Yes or no question."
"Yes, but we fail to see what that has to due with anything." Luna said, looking with concern.
Anonymous strode over to Celestia. He smiled at her face. "Luna's a faggot." he said, before flying through the roof with Jessica.
"I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!" Pinkie said.
"So Anon's a princess now?" Fluttershy asked.
Applejack considered this, before turning around and walking out. "Nope nope nope nope nope nope..." Her nopes faded to silence as she walked out of hearing range.
The End.