As soon as I arrived home, I began creating new schematics for a Bunch of new upgrades, Assassins creed style hidden blades, a cloaking ability, a contortionist ability, a vocal manipulation upgrade, phasing through walls, increasing my already unbelievable speed, unfortunately the materials required didn't exist in Equestria, so I had to keep them in a special file for later use.
I decided to start looking for some berries in the woods. As I walked I couldn't help but notice a few predatory eyes around watching my every move. After a while I couldn't find any berries, so I had to give up my search.
I took only a few steps before I was surrounded by Timberwolves. Each one tripping off my olfactory sensors. "Wooh you all STINK, you all smell worse than a month old skunk carcass with a bad case of crotch rot" I said waving my hand in my face to emphasize their stench, making them mad.
On lunged at from behind, only for it to sail right over me from ducking out of the way. I then used my tail to smack him into a tree as he passed over. Making it shatter into twigs.
The other timberwolves didn't seem to like that, since more kept coming. To came at me from the sides but I jumped out of the way. I then proceeded to activate my small arm lasers by having them come up out of my arms like iron man.
I held my arms out in front of me and began shooting at each one between the eyes. It really helped that I had a HUD, it made it more like a VR first person shooter game.
After a few of them were taken out, the rest began to scatter, leaving me alone. I began walking back to my bunker. As soon as I get there I'm greeted by a few pony guards.
"If you're here to cause trouble, I suggest you leave, I'm not in the mood for your narrow minded stupidity" I said harshly.
"We are here by orders of Princess Celestia, she has tasked us with observing you" said the lead guard. "Then you aren't doing a good job, because reconnaissance is a one way street, not what's happening right now, where we can see each other, I mean seriously did you even think before you came here to watch me out in the open, reconnaissance works when there is stealth, what's happening here is just pathetic" I said making them feel like idiots.
I walk past them and go into my bunker, lock the doors, and cover the windows. A few minutes later I check outside to see if they were still there.
They were still there. I unlocked the door and walked out. I opened my mouth, turned my eye motifs red, revealed my fangs and sprayed them with a special fear toxin. They began running around and screaming like chickens with their heads chopped off. "Ok, I might have overdone it on the dosage" I said going back inside to bring out a chair. I took the chair and walked onto the roof.
I began watching them running around and screaming from seeing their worst fears come to life. One had a fear of spiders, one had a fear of snakes, another had a fear of pineapples, all of which were completely irrational. Their panicking went on for three hours.
"Ok, this is very entertaining, however it is getting a little old" I said activating my wings. I began to fly over each one with my fangs out and began spraying them with the antidote.
A few minutes later they come to their senses. The began shaking their heads to rid the last bit of madness from their minds. They all looked at me in fear.
I flew up a bit and spread my wings out completely. "Boo" I said as thunder struck behind me. They began screaming again and ran off into the forest. I retracted my fangs and flew back to my bunker.
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HAH HAAAA, ha ha haaaaahaaa" I laughed and rolled on the ground.
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA" I continued to laugh.
I kept laughing for about an hour. "I am so glad I don't need to breathe" I said getting up.
I decided to fly off to Sweet Apple Acres to get a few apples as a snack. I got there in a few minutes. I landed in one of the trees and wrapped my tail around one of the branches above me and hung upside down and covered myself with my wings.
I grabbed an apple with my long tongue and I took a bite with my fangs, drew out the juice and spat out the seeds.
As I was eating I heard a gasp. I looked over to see Applejack. I turned my eyes red and hissed as I spread my wings and I flew off to my bunker.
I arrived a few minutes later and I deactivated my wings and walked into my bunker for some much needed recharge time. I walk down into my basement and plug myself in and take a nap. I wake up an hour later and stretch, then all of a sudden I get sucked into a whirling vortex.
I end up in front of a guy wearing a black tropical shirt with a white flower pattern, a pair of spiky welding goggles and a utility belt with a pair of pistols, knives, a whole mess of explosives, and a few Pokéballs. He also wore swim trunks, and metal flip flops.
And he had my Darksabers.
"Hey, you're a Synth, nice choice, let me guess...... the merchant?" He said knowingly.
"Yes, what about you?" I asked. "He sent me a letter, ended up in Equestria, with a whole mess of powers that come from me using magic" he said.
"I'm REX, who are you?" I asked. "Mamoru Shinigami, The Dark One" said Mamoru.
"You come up with that yourself?" I asked.
"That's my actual name, except for the dark one part, that I came up with myself " said Mamoru.
"Is there anything in particular you wanted me to help you with?" I asked.
He smiled creepily.