"Ok, off to Sinnoh, now let's see wherOOOF, OW WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?" I said as I got struck in the head.
"Why do I keep getting hit in the face? Author if this is some kind of sick joke, I am Not amused!" I said.
A gust of wind and leaves blew by, a few leaves began spelling something out.
"LOOK DOWN DUMMY"
"Look down? What do you...... oh" I said looking down. As I looked on the ground I saw what hit me in the head, it was a pair of Darksabers, from Star Wars.
I picked them up and heard a voice.
"Whoever finds these simple tools, be they worthy, toss them to the sky, catch them and activate them, so they can call upon me, The next generation in technology, R-E-X!" Said a robotic voice.
"Huh, seems like a displaced sent me a token..... Sweet now I have lightsabers, goodbye katanas, hello Darksabers" I said magicking away my katanas and replacing them with the Darksabers.
I took them from their new spot and let the blades come out. "So cool!" I said sheathing them and putting them in their spots.
"Ok, small distraction aside, time to get going" I said walking. I then realized that I had no idea where I was going. I stopped walking and looked around. 'Yup I'm lost' I thought.
I took out my motorcycle and snapped my fingers and it became normal sized. I got on and started the engine. I put my goggles down. "Take me to a Darkrai without a trainer" I said, performed the little ritual of tapping 3 times, and turned it a quarter to the left.
I began riding off. Then the motorcycle took off. I landed near a town that was being ransacked by team rocket grunts, and they were trying to battle against a Darkrai. "Looks like Darkrai needs some help" I said charging in to the sound of hero by skillet.
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I rode in like a bat out of hell, and began taking out a few of the Team Rocket grunts. I shrunk my bike down and put it away. Then I began to use a few martial arts moves to open up a major can of whoopass. Knife hand, uppercut, roundhouse kick, split kick, kick to the shins, a few splits to avoid being hit. One was about to kill Darkrai with a gun, but I got in the way. Darkrai saw me as I fought to help him.
One brought out a knife and came at me with it. I made a shockwave to force them all away. I took out my 9mm pistols and began to let some lead fill a few guys with holes. A few more showed up and I put the 9mm pistols away and took out the AR-15 assault rifles on semi auto and filled them with a few holes as well. Then I put them away and began throwing grenades killing a few of them and injuring others. A dragon grunt tried to bite me, but I sidestepped and bit him by unhinging my jaw and clamping down with my sharp teeth. I ended up ripping a big chunk out of him. He screamed in pain and ran off. He was the last one, all the others were either dead or badly injured. I spat out the piece of flesh in my mouth and my mouth went back to normal. I then dusted myself off and took a few steps then passed out.
---Later in a nearby hospital---
"Mmm" I groaned. Everything hurt. I slowly opened my eyes. I looked around and saw i was in a hospital bed. I looked to my right and saw a sleeping Darkrai holding my hand. I looked at a chair to my left and saw all my clothes were there.
I heard a loud tray clatter on the ground. I looked over and saw a nurse pony looking at me. "You're awake" she said. "Judging by your surprise, I've been out for a while, speaking of which, how long was I out?" I asked trying to sit up.
"3 months" she said. "Where are my Pokémon?" I asked she looked to me. "Nurse Joy is caring for them at the Pokémon center" she said looking to Darkrai. "How long has Darkrai been here? I asked.
"He's been at your side for the entire time" she said. I looked over to Darkrai and gently shook him awake. "Darkrai" said Darkrai waking up. "Krai, Darkrai" said Darkrai seeing I was awake. "Hey, the nurse told me you were at my side this whole time, thank you, but right now I need to get out of here and get my clothes and my Pokémon, think you can help me with that?" I said to Darkrai. "Darkrai" He said.
Darkrai got my clothes and my gear and brought it all to me. I checked over my things and the only things missing were my Pokémon. I snapped my fingers and in a flash I was standing on the other side of the room wearing all my clothes.
"Krai?" said Darkrai. I took out a Pokéball and showed it to Darkrai. "If you stayed with me this long might as well make it official, you wanna be my Pokémon?" I asked. Darkrai zipped over and tapped the Pokéball.
It pulled him in and began to flash and shake. It took a few minutes until it turned green. I let him out. "Darkrai" He said excitedly. "Alright lets go get the others" I said. Darkrai made a nod and followed me to the front desk. "I'm checking out" I said walking past the receptionist. I made my way to the Pokémon center.
I was greeted with a dog pile from all my Pokémon. "Gad to see you too" I groaned. They let me up and I hugged each and every one of them. "I'm glad to see you are ok, they all were worried about you" said Nurse Joy. I saw a few fillies playing with their Pokémon partners then looked to Nurse Joy. "I hope they didn't worry about me too much, I'd hate for them to not eat or sleep because I was hurt" I said looking to all of them. "I made sure they got food and slept, here are their Pokéballs, good luck on your journey sir" said Nurse Joy as she gave me their Pokéballs.
I had all of them return and I put the Pokéballs away. "Thanks for your help, goodbye" I said turning and waving as I began walking out of town.
I got out my motorcycle and hopped on. "Ok, next up on my list is my final Pokémon, Marshadow, and since it's in the Alola region, one of the best vacation spots in the world, I might as well relax there" I said with a smile.
I brought down my goggles, I started the engine and began speeding off. I saw a cliff up ahead and increased my speed. "Take me to the Alola Pokémon school on Melemele island" I said. I tapped the bell 3 times and turned it a quarter to the left.
Just as I began to fly off the edge, the spell kicked in and it brought me close to The Pokémon School in Alola, the problem with that was I was a few hundred feet in the air and beginning to fall.
I kicked into high gear and made the wheels spin as fast as they could. Since the school road was an incline I could use it as a ramp. I hit the ground hard and kept going. I just barely avoided a few members of team skull. "Sorry my bad, can't stop" I shouted behind me.
I kept going until I hit the beach. The front wheel hit a rock and the bike flung me into the ocean. I sailed high into the sky before began falling back down only for me to land in water. I sank to the bottom and started walking back to the beach.
I spat a long stream of seawater out of my mouth and kept walking. A local was passing by and saw my little stunt and came to see if I was alright. "Sir are you okay? That was quite the tumble you took" said an earth pony mare. "Nothings hurt but my pride, unless my bike is broken, I'm fine" I said with a kind smile.
I began walking to my bike. As soon as I got to it I checked the wheel, it was fine. "Woooh, I was worried it would be broken, but it seems fine" I said. I grabbed the handlebars to lead it out only for the whole bike to fall to pieces in a comical way. "Spoke too soon" I said throwing my arms down.
"Would you like some help with your bike?" Said the earth pony mare. "Nah, Ive fixed worse" I said. I gave her my hand to shake "my name's Mamoru Shinigami, I just flew in, whats your name?" I told her as she shook my hand. "I'm Mallow, and this is bounsweet my Pokémon partner, I work at Aina's Kitchen, it's nice to meet you" she said. Her Pokémon made her Pokémon cries. I did a double take.
'Green hair with flower, overalls cut above the knees, bounsweet as a partner, Yup it's her' I thought. "Nice to meet you too, and I'll be sure to go by your restaurant" I said.
"I'm actually on my way there now, would you like to go now?" asked Mallow. "Sure just let me fix this first, do you like magic tricks? You know what doesn't matter" I said gesturing to my dismantled bike.
I tossed down a smoke bomb and snapped my fingers. "Magic" I said as the smoke cleared to reveal my bike in perfect condition. "Wow, that was amazing, how did you do that?" asked Mallow.
I gave her a smile and got on my bike. "A good magician never reveals their secrets, need a ride?" I said offering her a seat. "Sure" She said getting on.
"So how do we get there?" I asked. "Just follow this road, I'll tell you when we get there" said Mallow. "Ok, but hold on tight this thing likes to go fast" I said, making her hold me tight. "Shouldn't we need helmets?" She asked.
"You're already wearing one" I said. She looks up and sure enough, she's wearing a helmet. "How did you?" I didn't give her a chance to finish before we sped off.
'On to Aina's Kitchen' I thought.