Hi my name is jeff, and I have just finished making my Graboid costume. I put my costume on and looked myself in the mirror. "Looking good, skreee" I said. I took my costume off and packed it up.
I got in a taxi and went to the convention center. As soon as I arrived, I put on my costume and walked in. I began walking around the con, and saw some cool stuff. As i was walking around, I saw a merchant who had a few Graboid tongues from tremors 6 a cold day in hell. "Hey dude, nice Graboid tongues, how much" I asked. "$300,plus tax" said the merchant. "Ok" I said. I got out $320 and gave them to the merchant and he gave me the tongues. "You know, you look a lot like the mlp fanfic description of a few displaced stories, some guy they call the merchant, wait a minute!" I said doing a double take then instantly regretting as I got dizzy and passed out.
---Later---
I woke up later and realized that my world was dark. "SKREEEEEEEE" I said. I then realized that I was a Graboid. I opened my mouth and let out my tongues, one, two, three, yup I'm a Graboid. That also means I'm in Equestria. I closed my mouth and tried moving around. It was pretty easy, considering I didn't have any limbs. 'Alright, time to dig' I think to myself. I began digging down and tried listening around. I heard a lot of hoof steps nearby. It sounded like a town. I began heading to where I heard the sound coming from.
I stayed underground until I heard the voice of Pinkie Pie and the sound of cake pans. 'I must be under Sugarcube Corner' I think to myself. I start to go up a little and I try to find an edge I find it. I send up my tongues and feel around for a window. I find the window and luckily I also find a few pies on the windowsill. I grabbed them one at a time and pulled them down. I brought them into my mouth. 'Mmmm, Pie' I thought. I went to grab another pie, then I heard mrs. cake scream. I grabbed the pie and pulled it down into my mouth. I went to grab another, but Mrs. cake began hitting my tongue with a broom, so I brought my other tongues out and grabbed her broom. As soon as I did I put it next to the wall and left it there. Mrs. Cake was still screaming. I grabbed her and put her a few feet away from the window. I then proceeded to grab another pie. I then took it and left as fast as I could.
I could hear a tree being kicked. 'Sweet Apple Acres' I thought. I began head in that direction. As soon as I heard Applejack, I sent up a few tongues and grabbed a few apples from her barrels. "Oh no you Don't you varmints" Yelled Applejack as she lassoes my tongues. I began to surface my top half and loomed over her. I undid her lasso and began grabbing Apples and tossing them into my open maw.
As soon as I've eaten all the apples in the barrel I went back underground and tunneled my way to find some water. I found it in a few minutes. I began surfacing. I brought my whole body onto the beach and put my head in the water and began drinking. My drinking was interrupted by Applejack, who I could hear coming a mile away. "Come back here ya big varmint, I don't care how big you are, you are not getting away from me" said Applejack. I kept drinking. I then made my way over to a nearby tree and curled up. Applejack began kicking me. "SKREEEEEEEEE!" I roared at Applejack. She began screaming and ran off. I just laid there and decided to take a nap.
---Applejack POV---
I looked over my shoulder and saw the giant worm wasn't following me. "What the? Why is it just sittin' there?" I asked myself. 'I better find Fluttershy, she oughtta know what that thing is' I think to myself. I ran off in the direction of Fluttershy's cottage.
As soon as I arrived, I saw Fluttershy in her back yard feedin her critters. "Hey Fluttershy, I'm not disturbing you am I?" I asked. "Of course not Applejack, is something wrong?" Asked Fluttershy. "Well, I kinda have a new critter problem and I was hoping you could help me out" I asked. "It's not the vampire fruit bats again is it?" asked Fluttershy. "No, this thing is different" I said. "What kind of animal is it?" Asked Fluttershy. "A worm" I said. "A worm? That doesn't seem like a big problem" said Fluttershy.
---Later---
---Graboid POV---
"SKREEEEEEEEEE" I roared as soon as heard Applejack again. "Oh my goodness!" Said a new voice. 'That sounds like Fluttershy' I thought. I kept still and waited for them to approach. "See what I mean?" Asked Applejack. I could imagine Fluttershy had her mouth hanging open in awe.
"Ive never seen a worm like this!" Said Fluttershy. I moved my head in her direction. "Eep!" Went Fluttershy. "I think its safe Fluttershy, it doesn't seem like it wants to eat us, it just ate a whole barrel of apples a while ago" said Applejack. "Are you sure?" asked Fluttershy. "It's alright Fluttershy, I'm right behind you" said Applejack. I could hear Fluttershy coming closer. I could feel her touch my beak. Then jump back. Then she saw I didn't move. So she got closer and began to rub her hoof on my beak. "Hello there, can you tell me what you are?" She asked. I tried to make a few sounds, instead all she got was a skree. 'I'm a Graboid' I try to say. "A Graboid? I've never heard of that" said Fluttershy. If I still had eyes they would be jumping out of my skull.
I skree again.'you can understand me?'. "Yes, I can, do you have a name?" Asked Fluttershy. I shook my head. "Wait, you can understand that thing!?!" Exclaimed Applejack. "I think so, but he says he's called a Graboid" said Fluttershy. "Graboid why is he called that?" Asked Applejack. I answered her question be grabbing her with my tongues and holding her in the air. "Ok, I get it, can you put my down now!" said Applejack. I did as she asked and gently put her down and brought my tongues back in and laid back down. "Mr. Graboid, would it be alright if I gave you a name?" asked Fluttershy. I skree again 'sure, but don't name me anything cute, like cuddles, or anything like that'. Fluttershy giggles. "Sure, lets see, what to call you..." said Fluttershy rubbing her chin in thought. The more I heard them, I began being able to see them. Makes me think of daredevil. "Oh, I can't think of anything! Applejack can you help me think of a name" asked Fluttershy. "How about apple thief, he ate my apples" said Applejack. I responded with a skree 'sorry'. "He said he's sorry" translated Fluttershy. I skree again 'how about you name me tunneler'. "Tunneler? That sounds like a good name" said Fluttershy. "Well then nice to meet you Tunneler" said Applejack.
'What am I supposed to to about food?' I skreed. "Oh you're right what are we supposed to feed you?" asked Fluttershy. 'I'm an omnivore, so I can eat anything' I skreed. "Oh that seems good, would you like to come with me to my cottage, that way you can let Applejack get her apples" said Fluttershy. I nodded. "Great, come with me Tunneler" said Fluttershy as she left.
I began digging down and followed her from deep underground. I followed her all the way to her backyard. I brought myself completely out of the ground and went next to her house and relaxed. She looked over to me and giggles. I could hear all her animals. "Come on out everyone, he's not going to hurt you, Tunneler is going to be staying here with us" said Fluttershy.
"SKREEEEEE" I said. That didn't help. Fluttershy looks to me and smiles, at least I think she does, hard to see without eyes. I lay there and began to feel sleepy. A while later I fall asleep.