What If...

by TheMajorTechie


Celestia, Luna, and Discord got arrested by Child Services for turning Cozy Glow into stone?

"So... uh, are we just gonna, like, leave her like that or something?"

"Yes, sister. Can we go back home now? I've been itching to play Goat Simulator again."

Discord side-glanced at Luna before transmogrifying into a goat.

"HALT, ALL THREE OF YOU!" a smol child squeaked, "YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR STONING A CHILD!"

Celestia looked between the now-immobile Cozy Glow and the little filly wearing a police siren for a hat.


"Wow, Lulu, who knew a mere child could overthrow our rule and imprison not only you and me, but Discord himself as well in a magically-enchanted bouncycastle prison as punishment for our crimes against ponykind and stoning a child!"

"Celestia, just because she said it like that doesn't mean you should, either."

Discord ate another pail of popcorn and flicked the popcorn itself at Luna.


idk. i spent like 5 hours straight working on calculus yesterday. brain smol go haha brrr.