Fallout: Equestria - Keep Calm & Radiate On, The Nonsensical Diary of Megaspell

by MuseoSansPony


Work Outing Aftermath

~WELCOME EMPLOYEE ID 31345 - DUSTY SWEEPS - LAST LOGIN: 1 WEEK, 3 DAYS, 4 HOURS, 7 MINS, 2 SECS ~

Dear Diary,

Fuck hangovers! Pardon my Fancy.  I went out with some ponies from the other departments.  Tech invited me.  There was some event happening downtown.  Stable-tec was having a raffle… I entered, but didn’t win… just my luck.  There was apparently a Pipbuck 2500 as a prize.  I was more interested in a spot in a stable, but a pipbuck would have been cool too.

While I was at the diner nearby the raffle…um...Sleepyhooves Diner a buck got in a fight with an enlisted mare.  She was coming on to him kind of strong, and he didn’t appear interested.  He probably didn’t mean to hit her, but it did happen.  Same buck won that 2500, lucky buck.

Anyways, it was my first time drinking.  Now I don’t advocate drinking under age, but I do look old for my age.  The waiter didn’t ID me.  I may have gotten carried away.  Job Offer, from Pony Resources, and Technical Excess, from IT… I’ve mentioned him before, just being consistent, had to help me home. My aunt was not happy… she would not let me call out to “teach me a lesson”.

Rubbish apparently got in a chariot accident on his way home.  Not that he was drinking and driving, but his taxi driver was some kind of drug addict.  So he won’t be in today.  Which means I have to do his work for him…. I usually do, but now it's official.  Hope Rubbish is ok…  It just sucks to do it while hung over.  I really hope there is a Megaspell drill again, will make it so much easier.  Tech lent me his noise canceling earphones.  So I’ll listen to the newest Sapphire Shores song while I work.

One thing I’m upset about last night is that All Set couldn’t make it.  I WILL MEET THE BUCK THAT MAKES TECH SO HAPPY!  I did forget the relationship was a secret when I asked Tech about it infront of Job.  So Tech has some extra paperwork to fill out today and might be mad at me…

Your Hungover, Forgetful Friend,
Dusty Sweeps
Custodian at Warmer Mare’s Studios

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