//------------------------------// // Sombra was wearing a sombrero and doing the samba while somber music was playing for Simba's dad? // Story: What If... // by TheMajorTechie //------------------------------// "Now, Mister Sombrero," Discord leaned in closer. "I'm going to send you somewhere where you don't belong." "Wait wait wait wha--" Discord snapped his fingers and sent King Sombra tumbling into an open portal. He frisbee'd a sombrero after him. And a CD filled with somber music and a CD player to go with it. And a choreographer. King Sombra, the CD and the CD player it was in, and the choreographer landed in a heap nearby. The sombrero dropped down and bounced off the play button, landing on Sombra's head as music began to play. "NOW DANCE FOR MEEEEE--" the choreographer aimed Pinkie Pie's party cannon at Sombra. "DO THE SAMBA OR YOUR FACE GETS IT!" "NO, ANYTHING BUT MY BEAUTIFUL FACE! I'LL DANCE, I'LL DANCE!" And so King Sombra began to dance the samba while Simba's dad... uh, committed not moving anymore.