//------------------------------// // A Friendly Time Omake 1 Leet and Uber // Story: A Friendly Time // by Leo967 //------------------------------// Omake: Leet and Uber PRT Paddy Wagon Talk By Leo967 Leet: Okay, before they arrested us, I set up the Lakitu to pick us in 10 minutes from now. Uber: It coming to pick us up, not the karts right. Leet: Yep. Uber: Good. I need to get these thoughts onto paper while the memories are fresh. Leet: Ah. Working up to get another black eye. Uber: This is not black eye. This is a mark of respect for one that SHE believes is worth the effort. Leet: What? Uber: Out of all the Villains in this city, no, in this great state of ours, she choose us. Not the E-88 Nazis, or the ABB and their Dragon. Not the scum covered Merchants, or her own Rogue Gallery, The fearsome Anti-Mare Association, Collection of all Her Villains together, No SHE choose us. Uber and Leet, Villainous Gaming Duo, Villains who been Villains for barely a month. Our Rep is going to go through the Roof. Leet: One, I think we were just unlucky enough to drive past One of the World's Strongest Parahumans. Uber: Don't forget the Most Hottest. Leet: Two, you got that shiner when you requested that you could touch her boobs in the interests of seeing how soft and malleable they were when you draw them unbounded. You even making grasping motions with your hands. Uber: I may... I admit, may overstep my bounds. Just a bit. Leet: Just be glad she slapped you in the face. Your right eye and cheek might be a big bruise, but if socked you in the jaw, the Show would be renamed Leet and Toothless. Uber: Mock me all you want. Just you wait. One day she will see how manly I am. Leet: Right, she'll see how manly you are when she kicks you in the crotch. Are you done picking your handcuffs yet. Uber: Right. Just done. The Handcuffs come off Uber. He then moves to help Leet with his handcuff. Uber: Doubt me all you want, but- The Villain Transport shakes as the Lakitu hooks on and lifts the vehicle Uber: You are sure the drivers will get out? Leet: Who is stupid enough stay inside. Anyways, it will be low to the ground so we can jump out when you get uncuff. Uber finished uncuffing Leet. Looks like this is another successful Escape of the Villainous Gaming Duo, Leet & Uber Uber: Seriously, we need a better team name if we go Big Time.