Hey everypony, back again with a new adventure. Me and Discord were finally able to get the whole TV network up and running, but I have a two of my clones working with Discord, one to work the cameras and the other as the co-anchor. Unfortunately it took us forever and we were so caught up in getting it to work, we buzzed through most of the season, now starlight is living in the castle with Twilight, Spike and me, only she doesn't know I exist, and most likely think I'm a bad guy.
I just arrived back home from helping Discord with the EQUESTRIA NEWS NETWORK, or EqNN (Pun intended, sorry readers). It was late and everypony was asleep. I got inside and made my way to my room as quietly as possible for a guy who wears metal on the bottom of his shoes, which is very difficult, most of the time its like I'm tap dancing.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7MYox9S7e8k
The video might be a bit of an exaggeration but it comes pretty damn close. Anyway I finally make it to my room and close the door. I take my shoes off, then my guns, ammo, explosives, swords, and knives, am I missing anything........ nah I'm good. I take off my new black hooded jacket and floor length coat and everything else (Rarity made me a new jacket for me to wear under my coat). I take a shower and get into some pajamas that Rarity made for me, it had images of guns, swords, knives and explosives on it, I loved them so much I kissed Rarity on the lips, a very passionate kiss, it was weird for both of us after that. I smiled at my reflection of me in my pjs. I got into bed and fell asleep as soon as my head touched the pillow.
---The Next Morning---
I woke up refreshed and walked to the kitchen. I began to make myself some breakfast, scrambled eggs, hash browns, and toast with strawberry jam. I got my plate and took a seat. As I began eating, starlight walked into the kitchen and started making her own breakfast.
It wasn't until she turned around that she noticed me. "AAAAAAAH" screams Starlight. I rolled my eyes and continued eating. "Good morning to you too" I said to her. "Who are you? What are you?" she asked. "Someone who's trying to enjoy their morning" I said as I took a bite of my toast.
Starlight began lighting up her horn. I put my toast down an d looked at her. "Use magic on me if you want, but it won't really do anything" I said getting back to my breakfast. Starlight shot a bolt of magic at me, which I caught like a dodgeball then shattered it. After that I went to eating my eggs. "How did you?" Started Starlight. Then Twilight walked in. "Hey Twilight, I see Starlight is settling in" I say to Twilight. Starlight looks from me to Twilight.
"You, know him?" Said Starlight pointing her hoof at me. "Oh, right, I forgot to introduce you two..." started Twilight before I interrupted her. "I know who she is, Starlight Glimmer, she took away an entire towns cutie marks, then yesterday tried to screw with time by making it so Rainbow Dash never did her first Sonic Rainboom, now she's your student and now she's looking at me funny and if she doesn't stop she's going to end up being dropkicked to the moon, my name's Mamoru by the way" I said finishing by looking at Starlight.
Starlight's eyes shrink to pinpricks. "Twilight...." asked Starlight looking to Twilight for help. "It's alright, he's not going to do that" reassured Twilight. "What is with his eyes" asked Starlight. "I don't know but, don't worry he's safe" said Twilight. Starlight looked at me and I made a creepy chuckle and my special cheshire grin, sharp teeth all the way to my ears.
"Are you sure about that?" Starlight asks worriedly. Twilight looked at me and got a little scared. "I'll only hurt anyone if they make me mad, so my advice, stay on my good side" I said chuckling creepily. "Yeah, I'd listen to him, he is super messed up in the head, don't get him mad at you" said Spike as he walks in. I look over to him and my smile goes to a normal one.
"Sup, Spike how'd you sleep?" I asked. "Meh, pretty good, you?" Asked Spike. "Nah, I slept like a rock, I was super busy working, got home pretty late" I said. "K" said Spike. He went and got out some gems. He came to the table and sat next to me and began to eat. "So, Twilight, I heard your nephew has been born" I said. "Oh right that was today" said Twilight starting to panic. "Oh my gosh, What did I just do?" I asked Spike in realization of my mistake. "Count me out, on going by the way, I have important things to do" I said, hoping she wouldn't force me to go. "Besides I'd scare the baby" I said to make myself even less of a target.
---Later---
---Crystal Empire---
"Why did I open my big mouth?" I said as I got off the train. "Oh, hush it won't be that bad" said Twilight. "Ok, I'm not going to be involved with anything you do, I am going to the to the spa, there I can cause less trouble" I said teleporting away so Twilight can't say anything else.
---Crystal Empire Spa---
I appear at the front desk of the spa, startling the receptionist. "Hey, whatever your longest treatment is, I'll take it" I said with a blank look.
The receptionist looked at me. I rolled my eyes and placed a medium size bag filled with bits onto the desk. She looked at the bag and then to me. She pushed the bag into a drawer and led me into the massaging room. She had me disrobe and she left. I snapped my fingers and switched what I was wearing and swapped it with a towel. I got on the table and waited for the masseuse.