"For the last time, stop calling me that!"
"B-but you're the only donkey in all of Equestria that can convert my PNG files to JPG!"
"Oh, please, have you ever used any art program? It's right there in the save options! Open your PNG, click 'Save As' and select JPG in the file format options! Now scram!"
"Thank you, Conversion Burro!"
Cranky Doodle Donkey screamed.