I was in the middle of Town in my true form. My goggles were up on my forehead. I just kept looking around....... but I didn't believe what I was seeing. "PINKIE PIE!" I yelled at the heavens making Luna's royal Canterlot voice sound like a small whisper by comparison. I was surrounded by hundreds of Pinkie Pies. Each one kept saying the word fun over and over and over. My right eye kept twitching, I was close to losing it.
"Mamoru, can you help us round up all the pinkie pies" asked Twilight coming up to me. I took a deep breath and exhaled slowly. "Sure Twilight, but I just have one teeny tiny question" I said calmly. "Sure" said Twilight. "WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PINKIE PIES!?!" I Yelled blowing Twilight back a few feet. Twilight recovered. "No time to explain can you help us gather them up?" She asked. "Fine, where do you need them?" I said letting my arms and shoulders sag in defeat.
"Town hall" Said Twilight. "Got it" I said running off at full speed. I decided the best way to gather them up was to divide and conquer. I split into two and then I kept dividing. Then all of me grabbed two Pinkies each and brought them to town hall and left to retrieve more. It wasn't long until all the Pinkies have been gathered.
"That should be all of them" all of me said, beginning to merge together. "At least when I split apart I have a hive mind so there won't be any problems, and it's easier to become one again" I said finally becoming one person again. "Got the last one she was out looking sad and drawing lines in the dirt" said Rainbow Dash while bringing in one last Pinkie.
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"Of all things to choose, you just had to choose this, watching paint dry" I said waving a hand over to the wall with wet paint. "Ok Girls I love you all, but I need to go on vacation, cuz all this is ridiculous" I said walking off. "Wait Mamoru, what do you mean vacation" asked Rainbow Dash.
I turned around. "I mean I'm going away for a while and will be back sometime, now Im going back to get....... wait a minute I don't own anything here, never mind, I'm just gonna leave now, later everpony" I said waving goodbye.
I used my super speed and searched all over Ponyville for my quarry, but it wasn't anywhere in Ponyville, so I ran to Canterlot. I ran to Manehattan, it wasn't there either. I ran to Appleoosa, it wasn't there either. It wasn't there either. I ran all over Equestria, then I ran to the Crystal Empire, I found it by a streetlamp, the thing I've been searching for, the TARDIS. I walked over and started banging on the door. "Open up Doctor I know you're in there, I've been running all over Equestria to find you!" I said. The door opened but the Doctor wasn't there. Instead the TARDIS was empty. I walked inside and was greeted to a few blips an beeps, but nothing else. "Oh where could he be?" I said.
I then remembered the TARDIS was a living thing. 'TARDIS must have let me in' I thought. Then the door opened again and in came the Doctor. The Doctor looked at me. "Oh no, not you again" he said making me frown. "Hey that's not nice, I brought you a gift too, oh well" I said materializing a wrapped gift box. I lit it on fire and tossed it outside. "What do you want Mamoru" asked the Doctor. "Im glad you asked, I need a ride into the future" I said. "How far into the future?" He asked rubbing his chin. " magical mystery cure, the night Twilight becomes an alicorn" I said. "Why should I take you there?" He asked.
"I am bored, and would like to take a shortcut" I said. The Doctor remained quiet then looked at me. "Fine, I'll take you there, but you can't touch a thing in the TARDIS" he said. "On one condition, you have to make my phone work anywhere and everywhere, and a sonic screwdriver, deal?" I said. He seemed to think about it for a few minutes. "Fine, deal, but no screwdriver, give me your phone" he said. "Fair enough, Here you go" I said giving him my phone.
He did something with his screwdriver on my phone and gave it back. I checked it and sure enough I had service. Then the Doctor started flipping switches and pushing buttons. The TARDIS started making its signature TARDIS noise and after a few shakes the It stopped. "Here we are, two hours before Twilight becomes an alicorn" said the Doctor. I walked out of the TARDIS to see we landed right next to Twilight's library. "Thanks for the ride Doc, here have a carrot" I said tossing him a carrot. He caught it in his mouth and stared chewing with a smile that made him look like a small child getting candy.
I closed the doors slowly and walked to Twilight's library. I looked inside to see the ponies having a good time. Then I see Twilight completing the spell. "And so it begins" I say in a deep voice. Twilight disappears and I turn around and wait for Twilight to reappear.
Twilight is now outside with wings and Celestia. I stay quiet until it seemed like they were done talking. ----slow claps---- They all look in my direction and I walk out of the shadows still clapping."Hahaha" I laughed creepily. "You have no idea how long I had to wait for this night" I said. "Mamoru!" They all said with excitement. Then without warning they group hugged me. "Hey girls, I'm back" I deadpanned. "We missed you so much" said Pinkie. "Where did you go, darling?" Asked Rarity. They kept asking questions. I sent them flying with a shockwave."one at a time, geez, I just get back and y'all are already all over me, give me time to decompress!" I said. "Sorry for croudin' ya like that Sugarcube, we just missed you is all" said Applejack. "I appreciate the sentiment, now Pinkie, I believe that all this requires a celebration, lets get inside and have fun!" I said going into the treehouse. "Say hello to my little friend!" I said bringing out a comically gigantic party cannon. The party cannon revved up and started vibrating. -----Boom----- the room was filled with party decorations all over the place. There were sweets, punch, cake, etc., and in the back of the room was a dj booth. I ran over to the booth and plugged my phone in. I selected party rock anthem and turned the volume up all the way to the max. Then I snapped my fingers and placed two subwoofers on both sides of the booth. Then I placed two more on the opposite side of the room. Then the music started playing.
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With the music playing I couldn't help but get to the middle of the room and start shuffling.
The music and dance was so infectious everypony joined me, even Princess Celestia. Then I had a few drinks (87) and then my vision blurred and I passed out.