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// Not Gonna Use the A-Word 
// Story: Silly Songs With Pinkie 
// by 23 KM To Nerdiness 
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Tail, hiney, bottom, hammy
Butt, booty, rear, fanny
Tush, posterior, tushie, keister, gluteus, backside
Seat, caboose, rear end
Hindquarters, tail-end
Haunches, gluteus maximus, glutes, behind

Not gonna use the A-word!
I won't use that word, too many times I've heard it
Not gonna use the A-word!
It's for an ignoramus, so you cannot shame us

Ham, rump, pollutes the air,
Breech, buns, derriere,
Can, cheeks, full moon, keester, beam, shaft, bum
Seat, nates, hunkers, duff
Gosh, writing this song is tough!
Fundament, beam, stern, I can't come up with any more!

Not gonna use the A-word!
We're a little short, but we can make it work, though
Not gonna use the A-word!
But I quit, these words don't go on, and on, and on, and on!

Not gonna use the A-word!
No I never will, though it wouldn't kill me
Not gonna use the A-word!
I will always fight it, because it blights the world!
  
I'm out, y'all, XD...