I tell you, I can’t take this diet no more
I bought some extra things, while I was at the store
Some flour, and some eggs, so my taste buds won’t be bored
So Bake It, Just Bake It
With buttercream, and butter greasing the pan
Don’t wanna just eat fruit, I can’t do that again
I want a big slice, though it widens my can
So Bake It, ‘cause I want some cake, bad!
Just Bake It, Bake It, Bake It, Bake It
With real butter, please don’t fake it
Cake down my gullet, making me wide
Tell me it’s wrong, but it feels so right
So Bake It, Bake It
Just Bake It, Bake It
So Bake It, Bake It
Just Bake It, Bake It
While out at the store, held off best that I could
Almost convinced my dessert days were gone for good
And then I got a taste, a free sample, got wood
So Bake It, Just Bake It
You oughta know that this is really unfair
I never shoulda taken your dumb “Diet Dare!”
Well I know stallions all like big derrieres
So Bake It, since I’m already fat
Just Bake It, Bake It, Bake It, Bake It
Without cake, I just can’t make it
Bake a 4-layer one, buttercream iced
With a cold glass of milk would be nice
Just Bake It, Bake It, Bake It, Bake It
With real butter, please don’t fake it
Cake down my gullet, making me wide
Tell me it’s wrong, but it feels so right
So Bake It, Bake It, Bake It, Bake It,
Bake It, Bake It, Bake It, Bake It
Bake It, Bake It, Bake It, Bake It
So what if I look bad naked?
Show you how hungry I am for cake
Feel kind of empty, my stomach aches
So Bake It, Bake It, Bake It, Bake It
Without cake, I just can’t make it
Bake a 4-layer one, buttercream iced
With a cold glass of milk would be nice
Just Bake It, Bake It, Bake It, Bake It
With real butter, please don’t fake it
Cake down my gullet, making me wide
Tell me it’s wrong, but it feels so right
Just Bake It, Bake It, Bake It, Bake It
So what if I look inflated?
Show you how hungry I am for cake
Feel kind of empty, my stomach aches
Just Bake It, Bake It, Bake It, Bake It
BAKE IT!!!