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// Noblelicious (not a chapter) 
// Story: The Noble Guardians 
// by nobreiner 
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	Hey there everypony, sorry for the delay in the next chapter, but I’ve been having some serious writer’s block. I wish to apologize to all of you, and for your patience I reward you with this! I hope you enjoy!





“Ughhh. Do we have to do this?”

“Yes! Now go on!”

“Sigh. I’m the C to the A-R-T-E-R, Two-Five-Nine, and you know that no one else has as good a team as mine. Sigh. I’m Carterlicious."





“Why exactly are you asking me to do this?”

“For fun!”

“Fun.”

“Just say it.”

“Alright, fine. I’m the C, to the A-T-H-E-R-I-N-E-Kat, and come on please be honest is it the arm you’re looking at? I’m Katilicious."





“Is this what you do with you’re free time?”

“Oh, just say the line. And that’s none of you’re business!”

“Alright, Alright, geez! I’m the J to the U to the N, A-Two-Six-Six. And ser-i-ous-ly Twilight, is this how you get you’re kicks? I’m Junilicious.”





“No.”

“Please?”

“Fuck you.”

“Just do it for me.”

“Why the fuck would that make a difference?”

“I’ll give you two bits to do it.”

“… I’m the E to the M-I-L-E Alpha Two-Three-Nine, and all y’all know I keep my kukri sharpened fine. I’m Emilicious… Can I get paid now?”





“You really want me to say this?”

“Please?”

“Alright, why not. Ahem. I’m the J to the O-R-G-E Sierra Oh-Five-Two, and if you mess with Noble I’ll be coming after you. I’m Jorge-a-licious.”





“…”

“Please?”

“…”

“For me?”

“…”

“Fine, I’m sorry I-“

“I’m the N to the O-B-L-E-S-I-X for sure, and if the Covies are the sickness, then you know that I’m the cure. I’m Sixilicious…. Never show this tape to anyone, understand?”





So… Yeah I was watching the rainbowlicious video and I came up with this. I hope you liked it, I’m about five-eights done with the next chapter and still working hard. See you all in the next chapter!