"WE'RE ALL GONNA GET SUCKED INTO A BLACK HOLE!" Twilight screeched. "TRUST ME, IT'S HAPPENED SO MANY TIMES NOW. WE'RE ALL CONSTRUCTS; WE'RE FIGMENTS OF A DERANGED IMAGINATION BENT ON OUR ETERNAL TORMENT USING NOTHING BUT WORDS!"
The crowd in front of Twilight began to panic.
"I HEARD CELESTIA'S GOING TO LET THE SUN FALL DOWN!" Celestia yelled in response. "Oh wait, that's tomorrow."
The world proceeded to not explode.