Ponies in the Human Universe
Ponies in the Human Universe
A man named John is sitting on his couch watching My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.
His TV screen gets static.
"God dammit, cheap piece of crap."
He starts to hit it, and the show comes back on, but something’s wrong; Twilight isn't in any of the scenes, even the ones he remembers her being in. He sighs.
"I'll take it to Best Buy in the morning, see if they can fix it."
The time is 10 o’clock pm. He isn't tired at all.
He thinks to himself, "Well, maybe my laptop will work."
He goes into his bedroom, gets his computer, and jumps in his bed.
He turns his computer on and goes to Netflix to watch My Little Pony Friendship is Magic again. Same problem, no Twilight.
"God damn it!” He sighs with exasperation. “I'm going to sleep."
Johns roommate Zack calls out from his room. "SHUT UP, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!"
Zack is one of those people who loves to sleep.
"FINE! YOU'RE PROBABLY TIRED FROM THAT NAP YOU TOOK!" John yells back.
"OH SCREW YOU! I'M GOING BACK TO SLEEP!" He yells louder than John has ever heard him yell.
John goes to sleep, but when he wakes up in the morning, he turns onto his other side and sees a purple blur.
"AAAAAH, SHIT!" John exclaims.He squirms around flailing his arms, then he falls off of his bed.
"Ow, my head..." He says slowly opening his eyes more and more.
The purple blur walks over and in a very particular voice says "Are you okay?"
"Yeah. What are you? What’s your name?"
"I am a pony, and my name is Twilight Sparkle. I’m from Ponyville."
John looks very happy, scared, and surprised, all at the same time.
"Um..."
"What? Is it that I'm not from here?" Twilight asks.
"What the hell is going on!?" Zack yells
Zack opens John’s door, and sees the purple pony and John talking.
He just looks very confused, then says "I'm out. Nope. SOOOOO MUCH NOPE!" He says while leaving the room.
"Dude come back, we need to sort this out.” John says almost convincing Zack.
Zack walks back in and says "You know what John... NOPE!" He starts walking out.
"Dude, stop and come back." John says firmly
"FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!" Zack whines.
They all walk into the living room and then sit on the couch which has a few stains on it, mostly Kool-Aid
John stutters, "Y-you are from a TV show. This… Isn't…. possible, how are you here?”
"What TV show? I'm famous!?"
"Well, let me show you."
John switches on the TV and it's already on the Hub. An episode just started. It’s called "The Ticket Master.”
The show plays for twenty minute, and then it shows the credits.
"Huh. So in my universe, I just hang out with my friends, and in your universe, I’m part of a show. That’s weird. But I didn't see me in it, why?”
"Well, I would guess since you left the universe of the show, and you’re here now, in our universe, you can’t be in the show anymore."
"how the hell did you get here!?!?" Zack says loudly.
"whoa, dude, relax. Let her explain."
"Well, I was working on a pair of portals. I walked through one to test it,
thinking I would come out of the other. Something went wrong, and I was sent to your bedroom. That’s when you woke up.”
She pauses. “The only thing I am scared of is that all my friends will walk through it coming to look for me and, well,
infest your apartment."
"Um, well, I know how we can tell when they’re gonna be here."
"How?" Twilight asks.
"Well, before you came I was watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and you weren't in it at all, so we can watch it and see if anyone else is missing."
Zack sighs. "I'm going back to sleep."
"God you are a lazy piece of shit." John says. Then he turns to Twilight. "Let's watch some in a little, but first, I should show you around." He says in a welcoming voice
He leads her into his kitchen; it's really dirty and it appears to need a lot of cleaning.
"This is your kitchen? It’s… disgusting!" Twilight looks absolutely disgusted
"Yeah, we are thinking about just paying someone to clean it or something."
"Um...ok. I don't see why I can't just use my magic, though."
"OH, YEAH! DO IT!" John says SUPER EXCITEDLY!!!!!
"Alrighty."
She looks like she is really trying to use her magic, but nothing happens.
"My magic doesn't work here! Oh no! HOW AM I GONNA GET BACK TO EQUESTRIA?"
"Well, you could work in my room… I could buy a bunch of science crap and set a little lab up in my room."
"Are you sure? I stay up late."
"Me too, I'm almost never in my room."
"That's good."
He shows her the living room.
"This is just the living room: a TV, cable, XBOX 360, 2 small couches… that's all."
"Nice space."
"Well, anyway, that's our apartment. It's small, but since you’re like 3 feet tall along with all of your friends, I think we could work out having you six live here."
"Ok, good."
"There is one more room, but it belongs to my roommate, Zack."
"Well, that’s good."
There is a pause.
"Hey, what time is it?"
"You know, Twilight, I don't know. Lemme check."
John looks at the clock. It reads 1:00 pm.
"I'm gonna check the show to see if any of your friends have come to Earth yet," he announces.
John turns on My Little Pony.
"Hi, Pinkie Pie."
“….”
"Oh, I would go to a party, but me and Fluttershy have to... house sit.”
“….”
"It's a big house."
John pauses the show, saying "OH DEAR GOD.” He turns to Twilight with fear in his eyes. "Tell me Pinkie isn't here." “Pinkie Pie isn’t here,” Twilight obliges. John gives Twilight a pleading stare. Twilight clears her throat.
"Well, since I was sent to your room, maybe she got sent there too."
John hears a voice from his room. "Oooh, what’s this?! Oooh, what's that?!"
"Oh no..."
John opens the door and sees the pink pony running around his room, which is almost literally upside down. The only things that are still like they were when he left are his bed and his desktop.
"OOOOOH, WHAT ARE YOU? I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE YOU BEFORE!!” The excited pony gasps. “LET'S HAVE A PARTY AND LET’S HAVE CAKE AND—“
"Please stop talking Pinkie." Twilight and John say at the same time.
"SHUT UP! I AM TRYING TO SLEEP!"
"GOD DAMMIT, ITS THREE IN THE GOD DAMN AFTERNOON! GET UP!"
John clears his throat and turns back to the ponies now occupying his room.
"Anyway, sorry about that guy. He kinda sucks."
"I HEARD THAT!"
"I HOPE YOU DID!"
"Ok… anyway……… What are you doing here, Pinkie?”
“Oh, well... Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Applejack should be following me in because we wanted to see where Twilight went and she went to another dimension which is pretty cool, I mean, I’ve never been to an alternate dimension. IT’S SOOOO COOL."
"When should your friends be here?" John asks.
"Maybe a few seconds, give or take." Pinkie says.
It seems like the rest of the main six appear out of thin air.
"What in tarnation?" Applejack says.
"AARGH! Twilight, can you PLEASE explain what’s going on? I’m getting tired of it." John says.
After getting the main six up to speed, Twilight and John show them where everything is, including the kitchen:
"And here's our kitchen."
Rarity gasps. “What a monstrosity! I will certainly clean it, if that’s alright with you. WAIT! No, I'm going to clean it and you can't stop me!"
"Um, you go ahead."
John hands Rarity some cleaning supplies, along with five $20 bills for her trouble.
“Please, darling, it’s all free of charge! I insist.” Rarity pushes back against John’s hand with her flat, white hoof."
"Wow, you are generous."
"Well then again that is my element."
"Well, before you get to work I should show you guys the show that your in."
John leads them to the living room.
He turns on the tv and swithes the channel to The Hub.
A total of five minutes go's by of the show and then John remembers.
"Well... we arean't in it, why?" Rainbow Dash asks
"Because since your not in the universe of the show, then you can't be in the show." John says.
"Oh, well that does make sense I guess... I mean, if you think so." Fluttershy says.
"Well, you guys are probably starved, do you want me to pick up some human food like Subway or Pizza Hut?
"Subway sounds... intresting, let's get that."
"Yeah, that sounds awesome, just like me." Rainbow Dash says with a little grin on her face.
"So does everybody agree?" John asks, mainly looking towerd Fluttershy
"It's ok with me... if it's alright with you." Fluttershy says very...well...shyly
"Alright, I will be back in a few minutes, plz don't destroy my apartment."
"OK." Everyone replies, Pinkie however looks like she might just be lieing.
John leaves his apartment for almost litterally 10 minutes.
He comes back, 5 of the ponies are standing there and all there hoofs point to pinkie, who has raided my kitchen even though he was getting
food.
"OH GOD DAMN IT!"
"What?" Pinkie asks clueless to what she did wrong
"I WAS ALREADY GETTING FOOD YOU..." He sighs. He remembers that well... That's Pinkie Pie for yah.
"I just cleaned that kitchen to." Rarity said
"Just, come over here and get your food."
All the ponies walk over and get their food.
John got them all the same thing. Basicly a sub with no meat and some classic Lay's chips.
"This is GREAT!" Pinkie Pie says with her mouth completly full.
"Ugh, why do they just throw all the ingredients on there, you need to make it neat." Rarity complains while moving all the ingredients
neatly.
"Well, it's fine though, right?"
"Yeah, it's fine." Everyone replies
"Well thats good. You guys eat up, i'm gonna go in my room for a little."
"Fine with me." Rainbow Dash replies.
John walks to his room, as soon as he gets there he starts pacing, kinda like twilight sparkle.
"Ok, there are cartoon ponies in my living room, this isn't real, it just can't be, it's way to good to be true."
There is a small creak coming from his door.
"Oh, i'm sorry, i'm I interupting?"
"No, no. It's just that... i'm just really confused and I DON'T KNOW WHY YOUR IN MY GOD DAMN HOUSE!!!"
"I don't know either, but my project didn't go so well, and know i'm here. You need to exept that we are here and here to stay for a long time."
"I know, It's just-"
John pokes Twilight in the stomach.
"Um... ow. Why'd you do that?"
"Just, to make sure your real. This is a very very weird question, but i've always wanted to hug a pony... and well... never got to ever. Do you think that I can... well... hug you?"
"Um... your right, that is a weird question... but sure, you can hug me."
John and Twilight Sparkle hug for at least 5 seconds.
"Thanks, I know I seem weird, but there are a lot of pictures with you and Rainbow and all the other ponies putting out your arms in pictures."
"Oh, ok. Well we should go back in the living room, i'm STARVING."
"Yeah, me to. I haven't had anything today and now it's 5:00 PM so i'm really hungry."
John and Twilight go back in the living room and sit on the old stained couch.
Rarity is still picking out ingredients and orginazing them. The rest of the ponies are just eating. They are all talking together and having a fun time.
"Well i'll be, this food his hoof-lickin good." Applejack says with her mouth full of food.
Pinkie is of course just chowing down without a care for manners, burping whenever she wants to.
Fluttershy is just sitting there eating quitly, John feels a little bad because she isn't really having fun with her friends and talking.
"Hey Fluttershy." John says with a little bit of music in his voice.
"Um.. hi."
"Are you doing good since you got here?"
"Yeah, i'm... good."
"And your not having a bad time?"
"Yeah, i'm fine... I just... miss my little critters."
John gasps really loudly.
"Fluttershy, I know how to cheer you up."
"Hey guys, I won't be back for a while, can you guys maybe be responsible and not make too much of a mess?" John asks nicely
"I will make sure everypony behaves." Twilight says as confident as can be.
John leaves. Everypony is just sitting and talking.
"What's this?" Pinkie Pie asks poining at the T.V.
She presses the on button and the screen comes on. Johnny Test is on.
♫Johnny Test, Johnny Test, this is the life of a boy named johnny test♫
Everypony finishes their subs and sits on the couch. It's 5:00 at the time and it's a Johnny Test marathon.
The time passes by to 8:00PM and John walks in the door and sees them all sitting on the couch complietly intertaind by the television.
"Um... how long have you guys been sitting there?"
"Um... three hours?"
"Oh, well... ok. Anyway, Fluttershy, ♫Look what I got yoooou♫"
John opens a cat carrier and a gray and black kitten comes out of the carrier.
Fluttershy gasps.
"IT'S SO CUTE!"
"I knew you'd like it."
Fluttershy picks it up and litterally doesn't let go for at least one hour.
Ok, guys. It's nine-o-clock and that means time for sleep.
"AAAAAW." Everysays
Everyone goes to bed, Zack is in the living room with me, I will sleep on one couch, he'll sleep on another.
Twilight, Rainbow, and Pinkie are sharing a bed and Applejack,Fluttershy, and Rarity share Zacks.
1 year later John and all the mane six but Twilight and Fluttershy are on the couch just watching T.V. Twilight is working and Fluttershy is playing with her kitten.
"This show, is SO AWESOME." Rainbow Dash said with that face she had in the applebuck season episode.
"Yeah, it's cool."
"I'm gonna go check on Twilght Sparkle guys." John announces
John walks in his room to see Twilght and Fluttershy. Fluttershy is snuggleing with her animal and Twilight is working and reading a lot.
"Hey, John. How are you?"
"i'm fine, but i'm not here to make small talk, how far are you in your progress?
"Good, i'm working on two portals again that will send us back to Equestria. I have 1 of them up."
"Well-" His Voice starts to break a little due to the fact that they have been living together for a year. "-Maybe you should bring it in the living room and test it with everypony."
"Why not." She also seams kinda sad and under the weather too.
Twilight and John bring the contraption in the living room and set it down.
"Ok guys, go on in." John says with a really really depressed voice.
They all line up to go in and John is standing next to the portal, they all give him a hug as they walk through the portal back to the magical land of Equestria.
They all go throught which leaves him alone in his living room, his roomate asleep, and no more real life ponies.
"I just- I just kew it wouldn't last long. I feel so... depressed now. Maybe I just need some sleep." he says thinking out loud
He walks in his bedroom and turns out the light. After twisting and turning for an hour. He decides to get up and watch some My Little Pony Friendship is Magic again.
John gets out his laptop, go's to netflix, and puts on my little pony.
There is something wrong, again. The mane six arean't in any of the scenes still.
His eyes get big and he gets up and turns on the light. Sure enough, every single pony is there, but the portals must have reversed the aging process, so now the're fillies. A HUuuuge grin go's across his face.
"This-This is going to be awesome."