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// YOU+ME=NEVER! 
// Story: The long trip home 
// by musya_musya 
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So now it is morning in a city. Derpy woke up and she was in the bed with the Caramel. She was a bit shocked because she didn’t remember anything from yesterday date! And so she thought that now it is the best time ever! After a while Caramel woke up and they started to kiss… she asked him if he could live in Canterlot and they can be together… but he said no… because there Trixie waiting for him! Derpy asked and why is that so important? But there was no answer… then he quietly said that Trixie is pregnant! Derpy didn’t believe that but so she asked from whom? And he answered that Trixie said to everybody that she is pregnant from me! And I didn’t even kiss her! That the rumor and you know about her dad… he is a professional killer, so if I will leave a pregnant pony alone…. He will cut my head off. So today I am leaving, and remember that you are my baby…
Derpy started to cry and she could not say anything because she thought that her Trixie is her best friend and how could she get pregnant while she is in the high school! Caramel tried to kiss Derpy but she rejected and he tried again but she said “NO!”
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Then it became dark after Caramel left and she thought that she needs to go to Prince Blue Blood and Braeburn. She went there but after she knocked no one opened and she knocked again but still… then she heard some pony crying. She went to see who that is… and she saw Braeburn sitting there and crying. She came to him and asked if something is wrong and he said yes… the thing is that I love you…. Said Braeburn and Derpy started to laugh and said that they need to go home and everything is going to be alright! So they went in. he sat there still crying and Derpy was really nice and she asked if she can do something to make Braeburn happy, and he didn’t lose a chance and he KISSED her! She quickly got away from him and said that that wasn’t nice and she already has a boyfriend! Then Braeburn said that he got the letter for her from a pony called Twilight Sparkle… Derpy took and opened it in her room… there she saw an invitation to the Princess! She was shocked! But when she saw the date when to come… it was in 2 months and she didn’t release that in that time she will be in Moscow… but then she said to Twilight Sparkle that Derpy isn’t going to Moscow and Twilight said that it is OK. 
When she came home she saw Big Macintosh, Braeburn, Prince Blue Blood sitting on a sofa and crying… she shouted: “YOU ALL LOVE ME?, GOD! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND! AND SHOUT UP!” Boys were shocked… they said that they aren’t crying because they love you… they are crying because they got a letter about Caramel’s death…. Derpy didn’t believe that, she sat and thought that all of them are lying but they showed her the letter… 
The letter was kind of similar to one she got about Canterlot… she thought that maybe it is a joke and she called Caramel… after a while strange voice said… “Hello, who is that?” Derpy said that she would like to speak with Caramel and the man started to cry In the phone… he said that he died in a accident and forgot his cell phone at home… Derpy started to scream…. She thought that her life is now an empty hole…. She has only left with 3 boys and her honesty and bravery. That is because she lost her home, her mum, her love… 
But she had left with one question, why did boys cry when they knew that Caramel died… they didn’t even know who he is! So she asked them and they answered that caramel is Braeburn brother. She said that she is serious and they answered the same. So now she said I will go to my room and have a nap. When she went into her room she inspired that she now loves Macintosh! And suddenly he went into the room… She didn’t know what to say… when he came closer she saw only love in his eyes and she said” I…I…I…” and they kissed. Then he asked her a question: How old are you”? And she said that now she can. And they got to bed. So you understand yes?  The day ended really tragic and romantic… so bye! HA…HA…HA… I JUST JOKING! TRACK ME AND I WILL WRITE MORE CHAPTERS!