every time pinkie pie jumped, a new and pointless law was installed?
Pinkie Pie skipped along the road. Celestia followed close behind, marking down a tally of every little skip, hop, and bounce she performed.
- It is now illegal to bounce a ping-pong ball in a bucket full of dirt at 5:00 PM every day.
- All persons under the age of -1 years of age must report the shape of their elbow to the proper authorities.
- The "proper authorities" mentioned in the above law refers to the Royal Canterlot toilet scrubbers. They will gladly take your elbows.
- Cheese is now the only legal topping on any type of ice cream, living or deceased.
- Bathing in chocolate milk is only permitted on Fridays.
- On every third Tuesday of the sixteenth consecutive month following the coronation of Flurry Heart's toy snail, the national anthem will be changed to a flex tape commercial.
- Pinkie Pie-ing is now legally regarded as morally questionable.
Pinkie Pie stopped jumping.