Those Internet trolls will give you a fright
Posting rude comments both day and night.
They rest for a minute, they're really bad
And they're hatin' on you just to make you mad
They don't care about nada, not zilch, no, nothing
'cept bringing about all fandoms' destruction.
Now wait just a minute, there's another side to this
And if I did not defend them, then I would be remiss.
Those trolls have mamas and papas too
They care for their friends just like we ponies do.
Oh, give me a break, you're bein' too kind
These creatures have a one-track mind.
The Internet's not their place to be
But do the consequences they ever see?
No...they don't! And that is just a fact
These trolls, they simply don't know how to act.
That's where I have to disagree
They're just like you, and just like me
Sharing views both far and wide.
You see one comin', you'd better run and hide!
They're big and ugly and mean as sin
Will ya look at the state the comments are in?
They help your content, it'll get known faster.
They've turned my life...to a total disaster!
Well, I for one don't have a doubt
These vermin must be stamped right out.
I second that, they've got to go
These trolls, they've got to hit the road!
It comes down to just one simple fact
They've crossed the line, it's time to fight them back!
Stop the trolls! Stop the trolls!
Make them go and not come back!
Stop the trolls! Stop the trolls!
Make them go and not come back!
Stop the trolls! Stop the trolls!
Make them go and not come back!
Yes...it comes down to just one simple fact
They've crossed the line, it's time that we attack!