Some PONY once told me a pandemic was coming
I didn’t buy a word that they said.
They shut down the school of friendship, moved the classes all online
As coronavirus started to spread.
Well, the case count’s climbing and it won’t stop climbing
Campus shut down, this is terrible timing.
In-pony instruction can’t resume
Goodbye to the classroom, hello Zoom.
Nothing to do, nothing to see
So for now life’s taking a back seat.
This virus is wearin’ a crown
It’s ruling us into lockdown.
Hey now, put your mask on, wash your hooves more, stay home.
Hey now, turn your Zoom on, you won’t feel so alone.
Many months into quarantine
Had enough of this COVID 19.
Now it’s class time, and your internet’s dropping
If you’re stressed about class, try grocery shopping.
Cuz they’re always out of toilet paper
And flour cuz now everyone thinks they’re a baker.
Can tell my hair it’s gonna need a trim
The weather’s gettin’ warm, oh but don’t you dare swim.
Don’t feel inspired, to do chores
Honestly I’m lucky to be feeling this bored.
Hey now, put your mask on, wash your hooves more, stay home
Hey now, turn your Zoom on, you won’t feel so alone.
Many months into quarantine
Had enough of this COVID 19
Hey now, stop the case growth, help the spread slow, stay home
Hey now, turn on Maneflix, streaming your favorite show.
Hope they’re close to a vaccine
Had enough of this….
Some PONY once asked how we’d run an online class
How would we get the students all to engage?
Took some prep, and some missteps
But to all my students I’m in debt
You all adapted so well to change.
Well, the days keep comin’ and they don’t stop comin’
Keep working and baking and reading and running.
A couple more days until finals come
You can’t get smart if your lungs get bum.
Maybe more time for studying
Social distancing ain’t the worst thing (thanks mom).
I hope this is over by fall (too late)
But I just ran out of Lysol.
Hey now, put your mask on, wash your hooves more, stay home
Hey now, turn your Zoom on, you won’t feel so alone.
Hope they’re close to a vaccine
But till then let’s all keep our hands clean.
Two months into quarantine
Had enough of this COVID 19.