Smiling, you realize you don't need any fancy gadgets to get what you need. This is Equestria! The friendliest place on the planet! If you go up to the guards, they'll surely let you in, free of charge!
As you walk up, you greet them with a very friendly gaze. You begin talking, and you feel at ease knowing that their green eyes are giving you all their attention, and you love the-
Wait.
Royal guards only have blue...
Uh oh.
The changelings are upon you before you can say a single word.
Nuts.
FAIL