Dear Twilight [CENSORED],
You massive [CENSORED], you [CENSORED] poisoned my hot coco! What the [CENSORED] is wrong with you! I’ve been throwing up all [CENSORED] morning and I feel like [CENSORED].
I was going to go [CENSORED] easy on you, but this is a declaration of total [CENSORED] war!
When the [CENSORED] day comes, you will regret ever been [CENSORED] born, you massive piece of [CENSORED], [CENSORED], [CENSORED] [CENSORED].
Your [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED],
Starlight Glimmer.
Dear Starlight Glimmer,
Due to your more than colorful language, I took the liberty of casting a censoring spell on this and any future letter you or Twilight write.
Your watchful monarch,
Princess Celestia.PS: I will also have a talk with Twilight about this more than unnecessary action.
Dear princess Celestia,
I’m not apologizing.
Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle.