//------------------------------// // Gigavolt and the Blank Village, dood. // Story: Welcome to Equestria, dood. // by Fusion Fool the 3rd //------------------------------// So this story wasn't completely given up to fuel some weird ass Clopfic, dood. I am only working on it cause I am a perfectionist, and even half-ass clopfics require me to work on them until they are enjoyed by all that would enjoy a clopfic from time to time, dood. Anyways, PRINNIES, DOOD! ~dood~[/hr] Lately Gigavolt has been pretty pissed off lately; she was visited by a zombie few days ago, and the light show at her place was neat, but was depressing to see the demon pony drag a trash bag out of her home, dood. The next day, she was called to fix some stuff at the hospital, only to be attacked by that really weird barking pony, dood. The doctors yelled at her for shocking her into a coma. In fact, yesterday; Gigavolt went to do a maintenance check at the train, she was accused of stealing the conductor’s sandwich; she proved her innocence by locating his sandwich and turning it to ash in front of him, dood. She was not having a good time here, dood. I don’t think it was a good idea to start a food fight in the Sugarcube Corner, just as she walked in to grab a snack, dood. She was messed up by a cake hitting her in the face, dood; funny as hell until she started to shock every patron and worker with a weak electrical bolt, then storming back home, dood. Me, Pinkie, and Super Pal ran to the library to address this problem with Twilight, dood; probably she is the problem solver when it comes to things that may eventually end with Equestria getting the shit beaten out of it, dood. “Hey Twilight, I think that Meany McHellfirepants is becoming grumpy, since she shocked everypony and prinny in Sugarcube Corner today because someone threw a cake at her, I think it was Fusion Fool.” Pinkie said; I turn to her all wide-eyed, dood. “You nuts? It was Super Pal, dood. He was aiming for her head.” I said to protect my well-being, dood. “Nu-uh, dood. Totally you, you saw your chance to hit Gigavolt for making you clean that airship she built because you got drunk and keyed it.” Super Pal said, taking a few steps back. Twilight sighed and closed her newest book. “Ok, let’s settle down; first off, why was anypony throwing cakes around in the first place? And second, what’s this about an airship?” she asked, looking to us three, dood. “Someone threw a muffin at Pinkie and she yelled out food fight and we all started throwing food around, and the airship is pretty much Gigavolt’s favorite child; she built it like 100 years ago, I heard it took her 20 years to complete it.” I continue, “I’m just glad she didn’t bring that thing into Equestria, it’s no Yoshitsune, Metal gear LEX, or Super Robo Suit but it is pretty dangerous with all the electrical cannons she put on it, and the nuke she hides somewhere on it, dood.” Me and Super Pal cringe when we remember that monster’s maiden voyage, it’s small but it proved it had enough firepower to turn half a netherworld to ash, dood. “If it makes you all better, I’ll go talk to her about her anger problems.” Twilight said, dood; making us three breathe a sigh of relief, we then watch her walk out her door and head to Gigavolt’s workshop. Super Pal departed to help Chocolate and Mr. K with Applejack’s harvest, so it was left to me and Pinkie Pie to go and spy on Twilight to make sure Gigavolt doesn’t fry her like that sandwich I mentioned earlier. We immediately notice that Gigavolt’s workshop, with is pretty much a big ass wooden shed shaped like a house with no windows and a neon sign on the top; it looks like her cutie mark, dood. We look around for some way to see inside, until Pinkie grabbed an old fashion drill from a tree and made some holes in the side of her house, we peered in to see that Gigavolt’s house is a mess, machinery and gadgets everywhere, it’s like Rarity’s workshop but with machine parts and technological stuff instead of fabrics and sewing materials, dood. We keep looking within to see Twilight trying not to step on anything as Gigavolt leads her to a guard rail in the middle of the room, Twilight looked confused that there is a guard rail in the a place it shouldn’t be until GIgavolt hit a button, and the two descend below ground, causing me to rage, I turn to find Pinkie; only to see that she snuck in through the front door, I had to follow her, dood. We got in and this place is in worse condition than what we thought, dood; nothing leaking on to the ground at least, but still this is a sty. We go over to where we assumed where they stood before they took the weird ass elevator Gigavolt had in her place, the shutter was blocking us and we couldn’t drill out way in, so we had to press our ear (her ear and the side of my head where I figured my ear was, dood) to the shutter to try and hear what was going on. “I gotta say, this room looks fantastic.” We heard Twilight say. “My workshop may be in organized chaos at this time, but I’m not going to sleep in it, that’s why I made a basement.” Gigavolt replied, we heard cups touching a table, I assume the table is made of glass as we heard two unhealthy clinks, dood. “So anyways, is there a problem? I heard you electrocuted everypony and two prinnies in Sugarcube Corner, and I want to make sure this doesn’t happen again.” Twilight said; we can’t see shit so I can’t describe what she is doing. “I have had a bad few weeks, this place is too calm, and the ponies that think they can have me bent over backwards for them believe they can have me do anything for them, I merely taught them their place.” Gigavolt said. “Okay, so you have had a few bad days, we all get them; Have you considered trying to relax every once in a while.” Twilight reasoned; we heard a sip, dood; that’s as descriptive as I can with a shutter blocking us. “I have tried, your idiot friend, Rainbow Dash keeps taking out my power by destroying the thunderclouds I request from the weather patrol; I am sure the first time she did it, it was an accident; but the next six times, means she does it to spite me.” Gigavolt said, we all notice the power fluctuating, as we all hear Gigavolt curse, me and Pinkie head out to see Rainbow destroying a cloud hovering above Gigavolt’s house, dood. “Hey Dashie, whatcha doing?” Pinkie asked, Rainbow finally acknowledge us, dood. “I don’t know why some moron keeps putting a storm cloud here; it’s starting to get on my nerves.” Dash replied, grunting in annoyance. “Uh, dood? Gigavolt asked the weather patrol to leave a cloud there to power her stuff, dood.” I say, Rainbow’s face just drains. “Why didn’t she tell me? I would have left it alone if she’d tell me about this.” Rainbow said, me and Pinkie turn to see Gigavolt and Twilight coming out of the house. Gigavolt turned her head to Rainbow Dash, she was peeved, dood. “I did tell you, you said ‘kay, I won’t touch your clouds’ after you destroyed the first cloud I had there.” Gigavolt said, glaring at the cyan pegasus, dood. “Yeah, I don’t remember that.” She said, rubbing the back of her head with her hoof, dood. “I realize that, and I fear I will have to remind you again in a month, seeing as your memory lasts that long.” Gigavolt spat. Rainbow swooped down to meet the demon pony face to face; “You don’t tell me what to do.” Rainbow Dash raged. Gigavolt pushed the pegasus out of her face, dood. “Right, that’s Twilight’s job to order you and your friends around; say Twilight, tell Rainbow to stop destroying my clouds.” Gigavolt said; Rainbow’s face went red with anger, dood. “Rainbow, please wait. I know Gigavolt is being a jerk at the moment, but she is having a rather stressful week, give her some time to reorganize herself; and I’m sure she’ll be nice again.” Twilight said; Rainbow cooled off a little but was still glaring daggers at Gigavolt, which brings the question: “Has Gigavolt ever been nice?” I asked. Gigavolt looked to me and said, “I might have been nice before my original death, but that was over eight hundred years ago.” Gigavolt said, she then had a horrible grin on her face as she turned to Rainbow Dash. “Glad to see that you are loyal to your master, mutt.” That did it, as Rainbow gave Gigavolt a hoof sandwich to go, dood, as Gigavolt hit the ground, the demon pony got up and rubbed the spot where Rainbow hit her, “You wish to play like that, then we shall play, mutt.” Gigavolt said, as her horn started to charge up electricity, the energy was making us back away from her has she sent a lightning bolt towards Rainbow Dash, the bolt hit her left wing at a joint, forcing her to the ground, the cyan mare looked to her left wing and tried to move it; only to see it limp at her side, looking useless, dood. “Enjoy your time on the ground, mongrel.” Gigavolt said, walking back into her home and slamming the door shut. Rainbow walked with us back to the library, as Pinkie asked Twilight what Gigavolt’s house was like. “It’s very different from us, she had a very big black screen on one side on the room, a very silver looking kitchen, like everything had a reflective surface; she also had a two rather normal couches and a beanbag chair sitting a few feet away from the screen, with some weird devices connected to a slightly larger machine that was connected to the screen, it looked like a black binder with SS3 on it, I have no idea what it was for.” Twilight said; I started to cry, dood. “She has a Slaystation 3 in her house? That’s cruel to show it off like that when there are prinnies can know how to use it, that could need to burn off some steam playing on it, dood.” I say, with as much charisma as I can put in it. Twilight and Pinkie look at each other weirdly before saying, “What do you mean, play on it? That thing looked too small and too fragile to play on it.” I shake my head, these ponies I tell ya, dood. “No, you know that weird black thing me and the other prinnies play on when we aren’t helping you girls out?” Twilight nods but only confuses the other girls, “it’s like that but bigger, and better, dood. Did you see any games she might have on it?” I asked; Twilight shook her head as Rainbow Dash and Pinkie but in and looks at me, interrogation style, dood. “What do you mean by games? Like fun games?” Pinkie asked. I kinda try to escape only for Rainbow to block me off with her one good wing, dood. “Well, yea; they are fun, but some of them are for like one player while there are others for like 2 or 4 players, besides, I don’t think there controllers would suit ponies.” I said; Pinkie and Rainbow Dash look sad when I said this, dood. “Controllers? You mean those small boxes with those two sticks coming out of it and 6 or 8 buttons on it? That looks like it can be used by ponies.” Twilight said; good god, Gigavolt worked it to play any game she wanted on a bloody arcade stick? Dood, that’s impressive; I can see her playing Hyperdimension Neptunia MK.2 with a reworked Arcade Stick, man I wish I was in her good graces to play on her Slaystation, dood. The rest of the day was rather uneventful, as Rainbow Dash and Pinkie went to Sugarcube Corner, while the other prinnies came to the library to go to sleep; I had to break the news, dood. “Gigavolt has a SlayStation 3 in her house? She is the only pony with power and she has that just lying around her place, dood?” Chocolate said; the others were all shocked by this news. “We need to find a way to get in on that action, dood.” Says Mr. K; with a group nod from the rest of the prinnie. “She kind of sticks to herself, are we even sure she has multi-player games, dood?” Master Cupcake asked, we all stop and look at each other, unsure if we can answer that. “I don’t know, we can go ask her tomorrow, dood.” Mr. K said; we sorta cringe since this is the same pony that wanted us dead like a few months ago. “I don’t think she likes anyone, I don’t think there is a pony she trusts any further then she can throw them.” I say, we continue our discussion till we go to bed at long last, I don’t know about the others but I was dreaming of kicking ass on Slaystation playing Borderlands. The next day, we nearly shit ourselves, dood; Gigavolt wanted to see if the Village of the Blanks existed. “With all the crappy short stories and games about them, I want to see if they are feared as the weakling ‘bronies’ portray them as.” Gigavolt exclaimed, dood. She was packed lightly; Twilight was joined behind her, with the rest of us prinnies, dood. “Can you tell me about the Village of the Blanks? I don’t think I’ve heard of them.” Twilight asked, dood. We were all shaking, as Gigavolt looked to us and grinned. “According to all the ‘myths’. It is a village of cannibalistic ponies that see cutie marks as a sign of great evil, and murder whatever pony has them, to ponies without a cutie mark and unaware of their secret, they appear to be average citizens in a friendly community. To those that are aware or have a cutie mark, they appear to be zombified creatures that have very few similarities to what they once were. No pony knows how they became corrupt, but some believe that it started from the murder of a filly named Ruby. But I want proof, and since I am arguably the strongest around, it only makes sense to find this out personally.” Gigavolt claimed, turning her head to face the entrance to Everfree Forest, dood. “Oh, so we’re going to try and communicate with evil ponies? That’ll be interesting.” Twilight said; she looked visibly shaken. Gigavolt nodded and headed in, we all scramble and follow her, dood. “So what do you plan on doing when we find this village, dood?” Asked Master Cupcake, we all turn to Gigavolt for an answer. “I want a sample of whatever ails them, maybe I can weaponize it for later use or sell it; if they prove ‘pushy’ I’ll wipe them off the face of Equestria.” She said, looking like she wants Plan A to fail so that she can go ahead with Plan B, dood. Twilight gave the demon pony a confused stare, “what samples?” she asked, dood. “Their blood, flesh; maybe the dirt their crappy village is sitting on; on a side note, alert me if you find Ruby’s remains, even a single bone, might prove useful for what I have planned,” she answered, we all shuddered to think. “How did you lose to us?” Twilight answered, looking scared and confused at the same time, dood. “Valvatorez’s rules, the fact that this world makes me more peaceful than I should be; maybe it’s because my demonic power isn’t effective against the Elements of Harmony.” Gigavolt answered again, dood. We continue our trip through the forest, Gigavolt making short work of anything that approached us, dood; manticores, bears, and timberwolves apparently don’t like getting hit by electricity generated from a pony that looks like she’ll turn into Nightmare Moon if you so much as kick dirt onto her hooves, dood. We noticed that the forest was getting darker, and some of it was turning blue, a few of us prinnies turn to Gigavolt to see her smile growing wider. “We are getting closer.” We all stop at seeing a pony ahead of us, looked rather sick-looking, dood. “Go back...” He said. Gigavolt trotted up to him and snapped his neck, dood. We all jaw dropped when we saw that. Gigavolt smirked, moving past the body, we all try to, only to see it getting back up. Gigavolt turned and reduced it to ashes with a lightning bolt, dood. “Pitiful.” Gigavolt uttered, still moving forward. We look at the ashes with some grimace before rushing to Gigavolt’s side, dood. “Here we are.” She exclaimed, dood. We see a ruined village before us, it looked like shit, but there were a lot of ponies who didn’t like us. “Why are you here?” they asked us, Gigavolt walked forward calmly and said “We are here to gather information about you, and your curse; attack us, and I will eradicate you.” The ponies didn’t seem too threatened, as they started to move closer, dood. One pony that was stupid fast ran up to bite Gigavolt, only to get head-butted by the thunder pony; working on her nerves, dood. “I think we should leave, dood.” Mr. K said, now looking for an exit, we are now surrounded by zombie ponies, dood. Even Twilight looked scared, but she tried to hide it, dood. “Please, we are only here to help you.” She tried to reason. Gigavolt stifled a laugh. “You may want to help them, but I don’t care if they end up going to Hades or Tartarus later, interfering with me will only send them there quicker.” She replied, looking to Chocolate, dood. “Golden Shower, your bat if you will.” She said, her hoof stretched out, waiting for something. “My name is Chocolate now, dood.” He said, trying to maintain some dignity, dood. “To me, you will always be Golden Shower, you walking urinal.” She fucking scared him, so bad dood. He handed her the bat and she got into the stance. “Allow me to show you all the power of a level two-thousand four hundred and sixty-sevem demon pony.” She yelled, nailing a creepy pony so hard, he literally flew to the moon; we assumed he is now dead-dead, dood. The other ponies didn’t like that and started to jump Gigavolt, ignoring the rest of us. “Help Gigavolt.” Twilight ordered us. We didn’t want to, but we couldn’t resist a command from the future overlord, so we went in our pouches and charged the group attacked Gigavolt, some of them were ripping at Gigavolt’s flesh, one even succeeded in biting off some flesh. Gigavolt hissed in pain as she shocked all the ponies away from her, dood. I, Chocolate, and Master Cupcake were literally sending these freaks flying with our attacks; Mr. K wasn’t even scratching them, dood. Twilight levitated several of the evil ponies away from us, not doing a damn thing to kill them, but we can’t really expect her to kill anything at this time, dood. “You wish to play like this, very well.” Gigavolt, walked over to us. “I suggest you all leave the area, immediately.” she said, turning back to the attackers, dood. We didn’t need to be told twice, we ran like hell; ponies that were jumping us, were either thrown away like a bad joke by Lady Sparkle, or were sliced in two by one of us, dood. Then we heard something, dood; “Thunder Festival”, it sounded like Gigavolt but we didn’t fucking care, dood. We kept running, until we noticed that it was day again, so quickly, dood. We turn around to see a huge ass wall of electricity surrounding the town, and then it went dark, along with a very, very loud explosion, dood; this sent us flying out of Everfree Forest, we all somehow managed to not explode from the force, which is cool by me, dood. We waited a few minutes to see Gigavolt walking out, slightly battered from the ordeal, a small filly skull sorta coming out of her left saddle bag, and sound of flasks in the right. “It appears that my plan was a success, the village of the blanks was destroyed and I now have the materials needed to see how it was caused.” She said with a smirk, she walked home with an eerie spring in her step. Twilight turns to us and says “She destroyed an entire town of evil zombie ponies. How did six mares and five prinnies beat her twice?” Twilight asked us, we shrugged, dood. Next Episode! Fusion Fool: The world is corrupt, and the streets are in ruins, dood. Twilight Sparkle: Not another one of these. Fusion Fool: Chaser, Applejack Cayman will have to ally herself with her greatest rival, dood. Applejack: Beg yur pardon? Fusion Fool: The Purple Princess (You can't impress), the Duchess of Love and Tolerance, dood. Twilight Sparkle: My brain hurts. Fusion Fool: That's right, Pimplight Sparkle will have to give somepony a taste of her pimpslap, dood. Twilight Sparkle: I can't think anymore, I think you robbed me of it. Pinkie Pie: Pimplight Sparkle? Isn't Rainbow Dash more suited since she is the most shipped out of all of us? Gigavolt: Hold up, you were the little fucks that downloaded Anarchy Reigns onto my computer. Fusion Fool: Next Episode, "Super Sexy Fists of Fire, the Applebuckening." Kill all the mutants, and rack up the points, dood. Ruby: I can't wait. ~dood~[/hr] If this story is somehow popular, I want to ask you guys not to comment in the Anarchy Reigns video that you were brought here by ponies, the fandom has enough haters, and I don't like the idea of being the direct cause of adding more, thank you, dood. Let's hope that I make some progress, dood.