//------------------------------// // You’re mine and I’m yours. Forever // Story: LunaSqueak: adventures of a Lunar Guard // by Kaliann25 //------------------------------// You’re mine and I’m yours. Forever Pip was walking behind Luna trying to make sense of what he was looking at. He was walking through what it seemed like a hallway. But it wasn’t a hallway because there was no floor. There were walls and cubicles, as he was in an office building in Manehattan. This whole thing was very bizarre. The strangest thing was that despite not being any floor, the floor and walls were standing perfectly. And the employees were just walking normally much to Pip’s disbelief. But Luna explained to him that it was okay. Since there was no floor there was nowhere to fall. Made sense, kind off. But the weirdest thing of all were the employees. Creatures of all shapes and sizes walking all over the hallways carrying huge piles of paper, making copies, telling jokes aside the water cooler, shredding documents, etc. Just a regular office. “So where are we?” asked Pipsqueak. “The main office.” explained Princess Luna. “What?” Princess Luna smiled at him. “I understand your confusion. Very few people get to know this is how the multiverse works. Only those who are hired to be the deities of our respective world and some chosen ones can see this. But is not that fancy. We have to come here from time to time to deal with paperwork and present our reports to Mister Boss.” “Deities have a boss?” asked Pip scratching his head. “And you get paid for being a Goddess?” “Of course I do! And my salary is great!” “And Celestia gets paid too?” “Yeah. Tia, Spike, Chrysalis, and the Dragon Lord get paid for being deities. Also Tirek, Sombra and the Storm King get paid, but they get paid by the competitor. We call him The Other One. You met Him, it was the one who tried to hire you in your dreams.” Pip shivered at the memory. “Yeah, we don’t talk about him here. It is a major tabu.” Pip nodded in understanding and continued looking around. The place was extremely interesting. Seeing creatures from all over the multiverse doing minor tasks was amazing to say the least. Then Luna got into a cubicle and entered. Pip followed her and once inside Luna showed him a chair as she started to fill in documents, sign them, make copies and then seal both the copy and the original. “Sorry about this Pip but since I’m here I have to do some paperwork. In the meantime you can go explore the office. If you get lost just ask an employee and they’ll show you the way back to my office. Just don’t go into the Chaos and Destruction department.” “Sure, how do I recognize it?” “You’ll know when you see it, trust me.” said Luna. Pip shrugged and since looking at Luna doing her office chores was really boring he decided to take her advice and go explore. There were lots of cubicles each one of them with some interesting surprises like the creature inside or the type of chore they were doing. Then he saw a large black door with a giant scythe engraved on it. Pip shivered from some reason. Then the door opened revealing a tall figure wearing a black hood, carrying a scythe on his right hand. But he worse part was his face. It was a skull. Pip gulped but didn’t say anything. Instead he looked at the sign on the door. “Department of Recycling. What the hay do they recycle? All the paper from this so called ‘paperwork’?” mumbled Pip scratching his head. “No. Souls.” said a cold voice right behind Pipsqueak. Pip jumped in surprised and looked at the strange being with he scythe on hand. “Eh… hello? No offense but, what are you?” “A Grim Reaper. As for what we do, we collect the souls of the dead then we clean it from all memories and recycle to create a new lifeform.” “Oh! Thank you… I guess.” The Grim Reaper nodded. “It is my turn to ask. What is a mortal doing here?” “I have no idea. I am dating a Goddess of the Moon and after certain incident she brought me here to meet her Boss. I don’t know what we’re here for.” “I see. She really loves you then. Good luck meeting with Mr.Boss.” And the Grimm Reaper left Pip as confused as before, but he shrugged again and continued exploring the offices. After a while Pip found himself in a large hallway full of small cubicles with creatures from all over the multiverse wearing headsets, and… seriously what they were doing? “Thank you for calling customer service, what can we do for you?” Silence. “Oh, I see! I am terribly sorry for the inconvenience. We’ll send an expert to fix the issue right away.” “Oh, I’m terribly sorry for your loss, but let me tell you your significant other is okay now. His soul is at peace now and you can focus on what he left with you. Your children are good men and women who would carry his legacy of kindness and bad jokes. I know, they were pretty terrible. Oh, I’m so glad I made you feel better. Please give us a call back if you need additional comfort or need help with anything.” Pip raised an eyebrow then he looked at the plaque in the corner. DEPARTMENT OF PRAYERS Pip face-hoofed. “Of course! Because, why not?!” Wandering around Pipsqueak noticed a door that kept open but something was not right. It seemed to change constantly. In the space and time, and also appearing at the same time. Also Pip could not make sense of what he was seeing. As the other employees the creatures were all from shapes and sizes, but they looked even weirder than the other creatures, like if the main gods had made them after a night of drinking. Also he saw all kind of wacky gadgets like a pencil with an eraser on each tip and you wrote by the middle. “What the…” “Hey, isn’t that Pip?” asked a known voice. Pipsquek turned. It was no other than the God of Disharmony and Chaos and his Agents of Chaos. Spike the dragon and the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Babs Seed and Rumble. “Spike! Guys!!” greeted the young guard. “Hey Pip, what are you doing here?” asked Rumble. “Luna brought me here for something. But she had paperwork to do so I am exploring the office. What are you guys doing here?” “Just finishing with paperwork.” shrugged Apple Bloom. “But now we’re to the ‘Employee Lounge’ to relax before going back to work.” “Wanna join us?” asked Scootaloo. “He can’t. only Gods of Chaos can enter into our department without suffering any side effects.” explained Spike. “Oh… what would happen to me?” asked Pip as Luna’s warn rang a bell on his head. “You’ll lose your mind. Literally. And it can take up to one eternity or two to find it.” Pip decided not to ask. “Oh well, nice to see you guys. I’m going to see the rest of the office.” “Have fun!” Pip continued exploring. He bumped into a group of employees telling jokes in front of the water cooler. And all their jokes were about the Boss’ Son for some reason. They called them ‘Christian jokes’. So the thing is that the Junior was hanging on the cross, and turns to the good thief. “Dimas, oh Dimas! Do you love me?” The good thief just cries and says. “Yes Master I love you.” Then the Junior turns to the bad thief and says. “Gestas, hey Gestas! Dimas is gay!” Pip shrugged and went back to Luna’s office. “This kind of reminds me the Celestia jokes we make.” Luna was just finishing her paperwork when Pip came back to her office. “Hey Pipsqueak, did you saw something interesting?” “Lots of things. I saw Spike and company too.” “Oh yeah, not even Gods of Chaos are free form paperwork. This is one of the few things that reminds you that being a God is a job.” “I see…” “Anyway, let’s see the Boss.” Luna guided Pip through another hallway where we stopped at beautiful cedar door with a golden plaque that said MR.BOSS. Also there was a small desk with a young cherub with four wings and blonde hair working on a computer. “Hey Gabriel!” greeted Luna. Mr.Boss’ personal secretary just looked at her, and smiled. “Oh yeah, Luna. You have an appointment, right?” “Yes Gabriel, thanks. Also…” She gave a folder to the cherub. “Here, I need you to seal this before I submit it.” Gabriel examined the document and sealed it. “Here you go. I can submit this for you if you want, I could use a walk.” “Are you sure?” asked Luna. “It’s a slow day, I was just playing solitary. Go on, Mr. Boss is waiting for you.” Gabriel put on a sign that said, BE BACK IN 5 MINUTES before heading to Registration and Statistics department. “Thanks Gabriel!” said Luna. The angel nodded and flew off. Finally it was time, Luna and Pip went through the door to finally see Mr. Boss. When Pip saw Him, he almost faints. He looked just like the Being he met in his dream. So young and so old at the same time. Feminine and masculine at the same time. All the races Pip knew and the ones he didn’t knew too. But unlike the Other One he did not emitted an aura of Pure Evil. But Peace. This was Luna’s Boss. Mister Boss, the One-True-God. “Oh Princess Luna, and Piper Squeak! It’s so nice to see you!” Pip smiled nervously. “Eh, yeah hello. My name… well, you already know my name. Piper Squeak, and still don’t understand what I’m doing here.” The Boss looked at the Princess. “Oh, haven’t you tell him Luna?” “Yeah, sorry Boss. But I was thinking that you could help me to explain this to him.” The Being smiled at him. “Oh, not a problem my dear Luna. So Pipsqueak, for your reaction when you saw me I guess that you’ve met my Twin. Don’t you?” Pip frowned and nodded. “Yeah, it was really scary.” “I can’t blame you. But I’m surprised that you did not accepted his offer.” “He was lying.” “He was not. He is unable to fully claim a soul if He gained it by deceiving the mortal. We both cannot mess with Free Will.” Pip shivered. “Still no. It didn’t feel right.” “I am proud of you young Piper, and I can see why Princess Luna loves you so much. So Piper, you were brought to me by your marefriend because she wants to spend the rest of her immortal life with you.” Pip raised an eyebrow. “Is that possible?” “Yes, it is Pip.” said Princess Luna. “You see, one of the rare benefits in my contract says that I can split my immortality with my significant other. Also my medical insurance would over you as well in the rare case you get ill. You’ll get attended by no other than Saint Luke, the Patron Saint of medicine.” The Boss smiled and nodded. “So would you like to be at Luna’s side forever, Piper Squeak?” Pip looked at Luna who smiled at him. “I love you Pip and couldn’t imagine being with somepony else. I haven’t feel this way for anypony, and I know I would never again.” Pipsqueak just hugged her and nuzzled her. “I love you Luna, and I want to be with you as much as possible. If you are willing to do this so I am.” The Boss snapped his fingers. “Okay, it’s done. I linked your life to Luna’s. You would be immune to must diseases but if you catch one, you can go with good old Luke and you’ll be as good as new.” “Just like that? This feels so weird.” “I know it’s weird but you’ll be happily ever after with Luna until the end of your world. But also keep in mind Pip, you may not age and be immune to diseases but you can still get killed so you have to be extra careful.” “Why?” gulped Pip. “Because your life is linked to Luna’s. And if you die, she dies too.” Pip just nodded. “If Luna accepts, I accept. I love her and I am glad she loves me back.” Luna kissed Pip with passion. “It’s done. You’re mine and I’m yours.” “Forever.” finished Pip.