//------------------------------// // Chapter 1: Help? // Story: World Help: Equestria // by Red-spike //------------------------------// Oscar? Oscar Wake up Oscar " "Oscar Wake up or take out the turret!" Oscar would open his eyes to see through the visor of his helmet Sebastian shaking him and speaking to him "Fernando? Boss?" Oscar would say looking at Sebastián and then looking around him noticing that he was in a kind of forest "Where are we? What happened?" "I don't know when we woke up we were in the middle of this forest" Sebastian would say helping Oscar to get up "the pulse of the destructotronic must have teleported us" "Besides there are no signs of Bladimir or the omnimemte anywhere" the chief would say "And the tank?" Oscar would say "We do not know either, we believe that he was disintegrated or teleported together with Bladimir and the omnimemte elsewhere" the chief would say. "And now that?" Oscar would say "The chief said he saw a small town on the outskirts of this forest, we could go there and ask for help," Sebastian would say. "How far is town?" Oscar would say "More less than a kilometer" would say the boss "Great" would say Oscar "Don't complain Oscar at least we are alive" Sebastian would say "How do you say Juan Alberto" would Oscar say "Stop arguing the two of you and let's get going" the boss would say The three would set off in the direction of the town I've already spent two hours walking through the woods "How much more?" Oscar would say "Oscar could you shut up? You have asked that every five minutes and every five minutes I tell you that I don't know" Sebastian would say "Oscar is serious shut up or I will beat you until you throw all your teeth then feed you rocks" the boss would say as he made Oscar "Wait boss I looked" Oscar would say pointing towards the end of the forest "the end of the forest" "Boss I think I could beat up Oscar later, the best thing now is to ask for help and go back to office" Sebastian would say "Rrrr you were saved this time Oscar" would say the boss "Thanks Felipe I owe you one" Oscar would say "Oscar for the last time my name is Sebastian" Sebastian would say "... Francis" would Oscar say "He fucking hated you" Sebastian would say The three would say towards the exit of the forest and when leaving they could see a small town in the distance "We will have traveled in time", Sebastian would say "Either that or we are in a very poor area" would say Oscar "I hope you have a phone" the boss would say The three made their way to town but when they arrived there was no one in sight "Alright where is everyone?" Oscar would say "Is this town abandoned?" Sebastian would say "I don't think the houses look good" the boss would say while inspecting the houses in his wake. "I can't believe it" Oscar would say "What Oscar to find you?" Sebastian would say "Jan Bautista is that perhaps you do not see them" Oscar would say While pointing in one direction Sebastian would look where Oscar was pointing only to find what appeared to be a gingerbread house. "Is that what I think it is?" Sebastian would say "! a gingerbread house!" Oscar would say Oscar would go to the house to raise his helmet a little until his mouth was exposed and then give him a bite, a click would be heard and Oscar would separate while he held his mouth "My tooth! My fucking tooth! Haaaaaa!" would say Oscar "Oscar, did you think that someone would build a real gingerbread house?" Sebastian would say "That several ideas for the future" would say the boss "It's not funny!" Oscar would say as he picked up the broken tooth from the ground. "Monsters better go away" The world aid members would look where the voice was coming from only to find what appeared to be six colored ponies. "Boss, Oscar, are you seeing the same thing as I am, right?" Sebastian would say "I see it and did not create it" would say the boss "Or by God ..." Oscar would say as he took out his shotgun "Satanic mutant ponies" "Oscar do not do anything stupid, they may not know who we are and why we are here, I did that the best we can do is be polite and introduce ourselves" the boss would say "Well I'll try" Oscar would say lowering the shotgun "Why do I believe that this will end terribly bad and I will be hospitalized" Sebastian would say "You better go back to the forest everfree monsters" would say an orange pony with a hat "We don't want problems, we just need help to return our homes", the chief would say. "What do you mean?" I'd say a purple pony with a horn on his head "We are not from here, it is more we do not even believe that we are in the same dimension, I introduce myself I am the head of an organization called world aid which is in charge of helping everyone who needs it, these two individuals are my employees" the boss would say "Nice to meet you, I'm Oscar and my partner here is Rodolfo" Oscar would say Sebastian would say "Nice to meet my name Twilight Sparkle and they are my friends Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and Rarity" Twilight would say "Does that mean they're new to ponyville?" I would say pinkie "Heee if I guess" Sebastian would say "What kind of fucking name is ponyville?" Oscar would say The ponies were shocked by what Oscar said "What to be so vulgar" would say rarity "Oscar!" Would Sebastian say "What? I'm just saying" Oscar would say "Excuse my employee, he is quite ... rebellious" the boss would say "I should try to be more polite and courteous to others" would say rarity "Since I hired him and tried" the boss would say "And to this day he has not achieved it" would say Oscar with pride "Going back to what is important" Sebastian would say and then turn to twilight "Do you know someone who helped us?" "Well I think Princess Celestia and Princess Luna could help them, I must tell Spike that I sent a letter to the princesses to see what they can do about it" Twilight would say "Thank you" the boss would say "One question, where will we live while we wait for your princesses to find a way to take us home?" "Ho well I think you can stay with me in the library" Twilight would say "I don't know Twilight I think there are many and too big for them to live in the library" rainbow would say while flying around the Three "He's right cube sugar they are too much at least let one of them stay in my barn" would say Applejack "I will live anywhere that is far enough away from Oscar", Sebastian would say. "Well, Oscar will stay in the library with Twilight, Sebastian goes with the cowgirl and me with?" Would the boss say "If you want you can stay with me" would say fluttershy in you low "What did he say?" The boss would say "I said if you want you can stay with me" would say fluttershy you are looking a little stronger "Ho good if it's not a nuisance miss" the boss would say "Well since it's decided where they will stay I drink back and write the letter to Princess Celestia" Twilight would say "Wait Miss Twilight" the boss would say "What's wrong?" Twilight would say "I would like to ask your ruler for something" the chief would say "What are you planning to ask boss?" Sebastian would say "Well while we're here the best we could do is work" the boss would say "Boss, are you saying what I think you are going to say?" "No, no no no no" Oscar would say "This is Sebastian, I would like to found a world aid here" the chief would say "!nnooooooooooooo!" would say Oscar