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// Fuck This Shit, I'm Out (Panic!) 
// Story: Cara's Collection of Curious Curios 
// by Esalen 
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“Hey girls, I’m back with the burg-” Twilight stopped dead in her tracks as she opened the door to the map room. Confetti was sprayed across the floor, one of the walls was now bright pink, Rarity was sobbing in the corner, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash were viciously making out, and there was a cow on the map.

“What the fuck?”

“Hey Twilight!” Pinkie fell from the ceiling with a resounding crash, then sprung back up like a bouncy ball. “We decided to break out the cider!” The alicorn’s eye twitched.

“You want some?” Applejack called. A strand of hair popped out of Twilight’s brushed mane and curled up.	

“Oh, um, hi, Twilight.” Fluttershy came up for air, though the smaller pegasus was still pinned under her, a dopey grin across her face. “If you want to, you can join us.” She lowered her face to Dash’s and began her assault on the blue pegasus’s lips once more. Another strand of hair popped up to join the first one, and Twilight’s ears started twitching.

“Don’t mind me, dear,” Rarity blubbered from the corner. “I’ll just drown my sorrows with alcohol, as usual.” She took a large gulp from her mug, belched, and started crying harder.

“What. The. Fuck.” Twilight started to laugh nervously. “What. The. Fuck.” Hairs started springing out of her main, coiling up and only adding to the nervous visage Twilight sported.

The cow mooed.

“Y’know what. Fuck this. Fuck you guys. I’m leaving.” She turned, the burger bag still clutched in her magic. “I swear to Celestia, I can’t leave you guys for a minute without it going to shit.” As she slammed the door behind her, a shard of crystal dislodged itself from the ceiling and crashed into the floor, before starting to burn.