My Life is Warped

by Mister E-Nonymous


Prologue: The Bet and the Consequences

My Life is Warped

Prologue: The Bet and the Consequences


In the city of Seattle, Washington, Raymond Dallas, a senior student of the University of Washington, was going to start packing his bags so he'll be able to move into a new apartment with his pregnant girlfriend. Raymond was 5 foot 2 inches tall. Sure he was short, but he is very athletic. He got into the college thanks to a wrestling scholarship. He had dusty blonde hair, hazel eyes, and wears a red tank top with black pants that aren't that heavy. He was about to move out of an apartment that has two roommates to split the rent, Steve and Fred.

Fred was 6 foot 2 inches and skinny man. He has light brown hair and green eyes. He wears a red T shirt with a white long sleeved shirt under it, a gray pair of shorts, gray socks and black and green shoes.

Steve was slightly shorter than Fred, 6 foot even, and had a well built body. He has short black hair, and dark brown eyes. He wears a football jersey that represents his school colors with the number 05 on it. He wears black jeans, and red and black tennis shoes.

He was getting started on moving out until there was a knocking on his door. He walked over to the door and out of his bedroom was Steve.

He then asked, "What is it, Steve?"

"Bro, your girlfriend is here," said Steve. Then Raymond walked towards the living room and saw his 2 month pregnant girlfriend sitting on the couch. She was happy to see her boyfriend walking up to her.

"Hi, Sweet Cheeks," she said.

"Hi, Alice," said Raymond.

Alice was two inches taller than Raymond. She had some blonde hair, and light green eyes. She's wearing a pink tank top with some yoga pants that have enough room on her stomach for her pregnant belly to be comfortable. She also wore some pink knee socks, and black walking shoes with pink soles.

"I thought I would come over and see how you were doing," Alice said to her boyfriend. "And just think. After we graduate, we'll be married and have a beautiful baby in our lives."

"Yeah," said Raymond. "Speaking of which, our baby is healthy, right? You did go to the doctor's yesterday, didn't you?"

"Oh, don't worry. The baby will be fine," said Alice. "I would be happy if the baby is either a boy or a girl. I hope we'll be great parents."

"Yeah, I hope so, too," said Raymond. Then he leaned in for a kiss that lasted 15 seconds.

As they broke the kiss, Fred came out and asked, "So, we're all out of food. You guys wanna head out for breakfast at IHOP?"

"Sure," said me and Steve.

"Mind if I join you?" asked Alice.

"Sure," said Fred. "We don't mind, do we, Steve?"

"No we don't," said Steve.

Steve and Fred headed out while Raymond helped his girlfriend get up, and stood by her side when the two of them were heading to the door. They all got into Fred's Ford F-150. Luckily, he got one with enough leg room in the back for even grown ups to sit in the back.

As they were heading towards IHOP, they were talking.

"Raymond, it's gonna be a little sad to see you leave us," said Fred.

"Yeah," said Steve. "You were awesome when you were winning all those bets we made you do."

"Really?" asked Alice. "You two made bets with Raymond?"

"And he always wins his bets," said Steve. "Like that one bet where he couldn't clean all of the windows and mirrors in the apartment with his feet in an hour or less. He almost lost, but he pulled it off at the end."

"What were the conditions?" Alice asked.

"He got to drive my truck until he could get his own car," said Steve.

"But if he lost, he would clean Steve's truck wearing nothing but a bath towel," said Fred.

"Wow," said Alice. "That must've been some bet."

"Yeah, it was," said Steve. He then smirked and said, "Hey. How about one last bet before you officially move out of the apartment?"

"Oh, yeah?" asked Raymond. "What do you have in mind?"

"You have to run around University Park in under 5 minutes," said Steve.

"Really?" asked Raymond. "Is that all?"

"If you win, we'll pack all of your boxes into the moving trailer," said Fred.

"But if you lose..." Steve said. He then smirked. "Well, a new yoga studio opened. If you lose, you have to take a class on Sunday."

"Seriously?" asked Raymond. "Is that all?"

"How about we raise the stakes?" Alice asked.

"Who's side are you on?" Raymond asked.

"It's not much of high stakes, now is it?" Alice asked. "Not only does he have to take a yoga class, but he has to do it dressed in female clothing."

"Oohoo!" said Steve and Fred.

"Do you accept the bet?" asked Steve.

Raymond thought about it and then he said, "Alright. Let's do this. After breakfast."

"Good idea," said Fred.


Later that day, the four of them went to University Park. Raymond was getting ready to run. Fred had taken his phone out of his pocket so he can use the stopwatch on his phone.

"Alright, Raymond," said Steve. "Remember, around the block within 5 minutes. You ready?"

Raymond nodded. Then Fred said, "Ready... set... GO!" He then started the stopwatch and Raymond started running. He ran as fast as he could. He went around the first corner, and went down a narrow road. It took him a little while but he then turned around the second corner. There was another road in the block, but he decided not to take it. He continued and then went around the third corner. He the was about to go on and reach the end. He had about 15 seconds left. When he was about to to win, he then tripped on something and twisted his ankle.

He shouted in pain and then he heard his girlfriend call out. "Raymond!"

Fred looked at the stopwatch and saw that it went past the five minute mark. He then said, "Holy smokes! Raymond lost!" Then he and Steve ran towards Raymond to help him up.

"Are you okay, Raymond?" Steve asked.

"I twisted my ankle real good," said Raymond.

"Well, I got bad news for you," said Fred. "You lost."

Raymond lowered his head in shame. A bet was a bet. And he has to live up to it.


Sunday came up. Raymond got up and was about to get dressed, but then there was a knocking at the door. He walked over to his bedroom door and saw Steve, Fred and Alice outside his door. And in Alice's hands was a plastic bag.

"Oh, right," said Raymond. "The bet."

"That's right," said Alice. "And I have the perfect outfit for you to wear." She walked into Raymond's room and walked over to his bed. "I made a few... adjustments to the outfit I want you to wear." She then pulled out a purple sports bra, a black tank top with cyan blue wings sown on the back, some purple panties, navy blue sweatpants with rainbow lightning bolts and a rainbow costume pony tail sown on the rear, some rainbow striped socks, and a wig.

"Seriously?" Raymond asked. "I have to wear all of this?"

"A bet is a bet," said Steve.

"But, what is all of this?" Raymond asked.

"It's stuff I got an idea from the show 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic' and 'Equestria Girls'," Alice said. "You're going to be attending one class with stuff that almost makes you look like Rainbow Dash."

"Seriously?" Raymond asked, blushing.

"Seriously," said Alice. "Go on, and put them all on."

"This is going to be embarrassing," Raymond mumbled. Alice then closed the door after walking out. Raymond sighed and then he stripped down and put on the girly clothes. He then walked out of the room, adjusting the wig he was wearing.

"Let's get going," said Alice. "Your class starts at nine." That made Raymond sigh. He then followed Alice, Steve and Fred out and they headed off to Steve's truck."


They arrived at the new yoga studio. It was known as the Equestria Yoga Studio.

"Equestria?" Raymond asked.

"Yep," said Alice. She then pushed him inside and said, "Now, go on. You're gonna be late for your class."

He was pushed inside and he saw a bunch of woman with colorful hair inside. And it turns out, he was the only man in the class. He got nervous and walked to an empty yoga mat. Just then, one woman came in. She had a hippy hairstyle with an orange bandanna with white flowers on it.

She then said, "Nice to see our newest class member to join us."

"I'm only here for one class," Raymond said.

"Oh, don't worry," said the instructor. "You might want to take another class if you enjoyed it."

"Not likely," said Raymond.

The instructor then said, "Alright, class. Let's start off with a Bound Angle Pose to stretch out the muscles in your legs."

All of the woman and Raymond then started doing what the instructor was telling them to do. The class was going to take a while for them to finish.

But unbeknownst to Raymond's knowledge, his body was slowly changing, starting with his legs. His legs then started thinning, and the hair on his legs disappeared. His feet became smaller and feminine. Then his thighs started getting a little bigger, making his legs look more feminine.

"Very good class," said the instructor. "Now, let's move into the downward dog position."

The class then got up and started changing position. Raymond felt a little off, but he shrugged it off and got into the downward dog position. As soon as he got in position, he didn't notice the tingling sensation coming from his rear. His hips were starting to widen and his butt was starting to bloat. He was gaining the hips and the butt of a young woman. Raymond's crotch then started tingling.

"It's probably nothing," Raymond thought to himself. "I'll just use the restroom once this class is over."

But what he didn't know was that the tingling in his crotch was that his testicles were turning being pulled into his crotch, becoming ovaries. And that his penis was slowly pulling itself in, making it a vagina, officially making him female from the waste down.

"Good job, class," said the instructor. "Now let's move into the chair pose."

Then everyone stood up and then moved into a position that looks like they're sitting in a chair, and extending their arms into the air. Raymond didn't notice that her stomach area was pulling itself in. The fat in her stomach and her abs vanished and her figure curved in, giving her an hourglass body.

"Now, everyone," said the instructor. "Lean back while standing perfectly straight."

The class did as she told them, including Raymond. She failed to notice that her chest was swelling up, filling up the sports bra with a small set of B cup breasts. Then her arms then started getting smaller and her hands starting to get dainty.

"Now, let's finish of the class by taking the corpse pose," said the instructor.

Then everyone laid on their backs, stretching out all of the muscles in their body. And Raymond didn't notice that her face was starting to tingle. Her face then started rounding out, and the wig she was wearing fused with her head, making the wig her actual head, and becoming a pony tail in the back. Her nose shrank, her eyes got a little bigger, her Adam's Apple vanished, and her lips went a little puffy.

"Alright class," said the instructor. "That was very good. I shall see you all again during our next class."

Then most of the woman got up from their yoga mats, and started getting ready to leave. As for Raymond, she was a little embarrassed on getting up.

She then sighed and said, "Well, at least I don't have to do this anymore." Her voice changed to of a raspy girl's voice. She didn't notice it when she spoke. She then went wide eyed. She sat up and asked herself, "What's wrong with my voice?!" She then looked down at her body and saw that she was in a completely different body, but still wearing the same outfit. "What's going on?" She then looked in the mirrors behind her and saw that she completely changes from top to bottom. She was freaking out until one woman in the class came up to her and hugged her. She had scarlet and orange hair.

"That was a great first day of yoga class, Rainbow," said the woman. "Now, your mom knows how to keep you loose for another year of high school. Happy 16th Birthday, Rainbow Dash."

Raymond then went wide eyed in shock. First, he lost a bet and had to take a yoga class dressed as a girl. Second, he transformed into a 16 year old girl without even noticing the changes. And lastly, she noticed and now the woman who is currently hugging her thinks that Raymond is now that woman's daughter, and named Rainbow Dash.

"What the heck is going on here?!" she thought loudly in her own head. "I've become... Rainbow Dash?!"