EDITATION INSERT
"Howdy y'all! It's me Apple Bloom. A warning to our viewers. The last bit of this video contains context that's... kinda bloody. It also in no way reflects Pinkie's attitude. If you wish to avoid seeing the -Hurk- bloody video part, then skip starting from this moment, until you reach here. You have been warned. Also I say a single swear by accident, but I censored it."
*CAMERA BOOTING UP
*SYTEM CHECK
*ALL SYSTEMS OPERATIONAL
*ERROR
*ATTEMPTED RECORDING. Three second footage of CMC Founders in Boutique.
*RECORDING STARTS
"Howdy everypony!" Applebloom said cheerfully. "It's me, Apple Bloom, with mah friends Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo! And today, we are reading fanfiction!" Applebloom held up her tablet to the camera.
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Ohh hey I suggest apple bloom to read fanfiction.
"We're reading a story from the tablet." Applebloom explained. "And we're gonna complete any challenges we accept, or call it a fail."
FlyBoy9er9er
Do or do not, there is no try, young Apple Bloom.
"Where did you even get that?" Scootaloo asked.
"Uhh Granny Smith." Applebloom quickly answered. "She collected lots of odd stuff. Even this thing."
"But isn't that a human tablet?" Sweetie Belle asked.
"Uhh... Maybe? Granny had an exciting life." Applebloom said with a shrug. "But that's not the point." Applebloom said. "The point is that you have a big tv that we can hook this up to."
"Why are we doing that again?" Scootaloo asked.
"So we can record what we're readin." Applebloom answered. She momentarily pondered on why the voice only ever arrived when a video was being recorded. The Narrator had no response to give. "Anywho, this FanFiction is apparently a website from another world, or somethin. I dunno. We're reading a story from fim fiction dot net" Applebloom hooked the tablet up to the tv in Sweetie Belle's bedroom.
WARNING: THESE STORIES ARE EVENTS PURLY FICTION. PLEASE DO NOT LET THEM IMPACT YOUR MENTALITY OR VIRGINITY
DO NOT CONTINUE IF YOU PLAN ON LETTING THEM IMPACT THESE THINGS.
CONTINUE?
Sure Nah
Applebloom and her friends stared at the message. "I... Sure?" Applebloom said out loud. They were brought to the FiMFiction site. Applebloom saw in the recently updated section "Applebloom tries..." She tapped on it.
THIS HAS BEEN RATED 4th Wall CONTENT. INTERACTION MAY SUMMON THE LIMBER CHEESE LOG OF HANDS. DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE?
Yes No
Applebloom clicked on no. "I don't even know what that means, but it send a chill up mah spine." She tapped on another story.
DIEsel SweeTIES
*ERROR SCREEN GLITCH
*Recording CMC Founders (Children) reading story. Silence from all. Sweetie Belle seems most confused.
*ERROR REPAIRING. APPLEBLOOM E.A.R SYTEMS
back online. The Cutie Mark Crusaders looked at each other in confusion as they finished the story. "Is the robot bad?" Sweetie Belle asked.
"I don't think so?" Applebloom said. "There was fun levels and whatnot."
"Yeah, but we're the main characters. Kinda. And then it said three marks in the granite. Three cutie marks on graves, I think." Scootaloo said.
Applebloom shook her head, before turning to face the camera. "That just left me kinda confused. Good story, in mah opinion. Seems fun, just..."
"The ending is reeeeaaaaly confusing. And who would ever actually do that? Thankfully Cozy Glow is just their oc." Sweetie Belle answered.
Applebloom frowned. "Wait a minute." She reread the part where she was splashed with jam. "Was Ah eatin by timberwolves or somethin?"
"I was killed by the hydra." Scootaloo said. "By tripping. Lame."
"Insect 13: Flyder and Flora 3: Poison Joke. Mentioned that those two items combined could cause fatal effects when merged together with unicorns." Sweetie Belle quoted. "Yeah, those aren't graves. I think the robot took our cutie marks when we were about to have a heart attack or strait up terrified."
"Yeesh. Why would anypony make a story like this?" Scootaloo questioned. The three took a moment to stare at their blank flanks, wondering what the removed cutie marks looked like.
"For fun?" Discord said with a shrug. "This is a story from another world. Though I doubt any actual filly would ever do something so evil."
The three imps of Chaos jumped back, tumbling on each other. "AHHH!"
"Sorry, did I fright-" Discord stopped, looking around suspiciously. "Who's speaking in that unknown font? Seriously? Where is the 4th wall?" Discord summoned a hammer, swinging it through the air. "Where-" his eyes caught sight of the camera. "Of course! Hidden where it's meant to be placed!" He sat down, crossing his legs. "Why do you girls have a camera?"
"It's for my vlog." Applebloom said, helping her friends up.
"Oh? Do tell." Discord said, leaning his upper body towards the three.
"Well, the vlog is us doing stuff folks tell us to do to try to get our cutie marks. But we also can do stuff for fun." Applebloom answered.
"Oh! May I join you for this episode?" Discord asked, gaining puppy dog eyes. A puppy version of him walked over on his ears.
"I'd like my eyes back." it asked in his voice.
"Oh fine." Discord plucked off the puppy dog eyes, showing his normal eyes beneath. He slapped them onto the puppy.
"Thanks." The puppy floated out the window, getting smacked by Opalescence on the way.
Applebloom shook her head. "Anyways... We've finished the reading of the fanfiction. We just gotta watch Smile HD to check of the list."
Discord frowned. "Smile HD? What is that, some sort of remix to Pinkie's smile song?" He stuck his claw in his mouth. "Yuck."
"Oh come on, I'm sure it can't be that bad." Sweetie Belle responded.
*
Discord snapped his fingers, summoning buckets for them all to vomit in.
*
"Ugh..." Applebloom moaned. "That- HURK BLARG" Applebloom's head ducked out of sight as she vomited into the bucket again. "That was Smiles HD. Never b*cking again."
"On the bright side, Fluttershy was awesome." Scootaloo said.
Sweetie Belle stared at her empty bucket, her body refusing to vomit. "So. Much. Blood."
The door slammed open. "Sweetie Belle! Did I just here cussi-" Rarity stopped, probably looking at the scene in the room. Discord aimed the camera weakly at Rarity. The movement of the camera showed Discord's bucket of... literal rainbow, with the screen showing Pinkie with the orb of energy about to destroy the planet and Fluttershy. "Should I even ask?"
Applebloom took back the camera while the Narrator apologized for not warning Applebloom, while also explaining that a warning still woudn't come next time. Opalescence ran out of site, out of the room. "That's all for this episode. See yawl... Next time."
*VIDEO END*