What If...

by TheMajorTechie


Luna passed a law that everyone had to wear elephant boots?

The planet rumbled as billions upon billions of elephants thundered under the feet, hooves, claws, and whatever other limbs the inhabitants of the world happened to have. Earthquakes shook the land everywhere at every waking moment of day, and Sweetie Giraffe loomed higher than ever before.

Ever wondered if it's possible to shatter a planet with nothing but elephant boots?

Guess what?

Sweetie Giraffe's special elephant-giraffe boots loomed over the very planet itself.

"TOO SHORT. MUST DESTROY."

The entire planet proceeded to be obliterated in the usual laserfire of Sweetie Giraffe and her weaponized elephant-giraffe boots.