Ponyville,equestria.
February 11, 2012
Morning hits in Ponyville, me and Smokey woke up and eat breakfast and head off to spy on the cmc.
Me and Smokey jumped inside the bush and I ignited my alicorn horn to grab my spyglass out of my sattlebag and looked at the inside of the cmc's clubhouse.
"What is it, buddy?" Smokey asked
"Well, smokey," I answered . "The cutie Mark crusaders are making the hearts and hooves day gift for cheerilee."
- Meanwhile -
"Hmmm…" wondered Apple bloom as she walked through a mess full of hearts and hooves day decorations. "... I just don’t feel like it’s quite…finished."
"I know what you mean. If it’s for Miss Cheerilee, it needs to be perfect. Hearts and Hooves Day only comes once a year, after all." Sweetie belle asked apple bloom as scootaloo (who was still in need of flying lessons) approaches.
"I say we add a little more ribbon!" Scootaloo said as she hold up a spool of ribbon.
- Many craftsmanship of decorated gift later -
" Now that’ll show Miss Cheerilee how much we care about her! " said Apple bloom with confidence as she and sweetie belle looked at the enormous heart made from pink construction paper, with a lace border and plenty of glitter. Bows in four colors—red, yellow, pink, violet—are stuck on around the edge, and the whole is liberally marked with hoofprints in white, pink, and violet (aka, the ominous heart of hearts and hooves day source). "Just have to get it to the Hearts and Hooves party at school." As apple bloom and sweetie belle grabbed the ominous decorated gift in to the small envelope.
"I think we’re gonna need a bigger envelope." Said scootaloo.
- Meanwhile -
Me and Smokey hopped out of the bush and I ignited my alicorn horn to put away the spyglass in my sattlebag and pull the notebook out of my sattlebag and wrote "the cutie Mark crusaders are decorating the hearts and hooves day gift for cheerilee" and put away the notebook in my sattlebag and I ignited my alicorn horn to grab a walke talke that says "special strike" written in it.
"Chief?" I asked.
Chief (golden Freddy) picks up the walky talky and answers.
"what is it, boy? " Chief answered.
" I want to inform you that the cutie Mark crusaders are creating a gift for cheerilee and now she's going to have a date with big mac. " I asked. "What shall I do?"
" shoot him to sleep with the day gun I gave you and bring him to me. " Chief answered. " it's time for you to date cheerilee and this time, don't drink the love poison. "
"Yes, chief" I said as I hang up and ignited my alicorn horn to put away the walky talky in my sattlebag.
- Meanwhile downtown in Ponyville -
Big Mac is working to get some hay.
With Smokey on my back, I ignited my alicorn horn to put my ray gun on big mac.
"You are not dating. Anypony." I said as I shoot my ray gun at big mac.
Big Mac is unconscious.
- Meanwhile in the special strike universe -
Big Mac woke up and he looked at the shadow Freddy army surrounding him.
Big Mac is ready to leave as shadow Freddy stop him.
"Get out of the chair and I shoot." Said shadow Freddy.
Big Mac stopped and sat back down in the chair.
"Puzzle shield told us we know about your relationship. Now. Who did you date?" Asked General shadow Bonnie .
"eenope! I am not telling you anything!" Answered big mac in a frighten voice.
General shadow Bonnie turned to big mac and said as the light shines on general shadow Bonnie. "I am going to repeat myself one more time. Who. Did. You. Date?"
- Meanwhile back to Ponyville -
I closed the portal and put away my special strike ray gun in my sattlebag.
As scootaloo along with her two friends, Apple bloom and sweetie belle on top of the remaining hay stack, scootaloo asked. "Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves Day? "
I looked around and thought I hear a ghost.
"Uuuuh... No. I hadn't. Although, me and Smokey have alot of things to do that day. But, if you want," I answered and continued . "... I'll be happy to. Right Smokey?"
" Yes. " Smokey answered.
(Happy gasps from the fillies, who jump down off the stack.)
(Mandolin/other percussion in; double-time feel)
Sweetie: We did it, girls, we’ve found the one
(A heart-shaped frame appears around puzzle shield in confusions as he stared at the heart shaped frame and glows warmly; she hops away, the others following.)
Who will send our teacher’s heart a-flutter
(Bloom, at the rear, stops short.)
Bloom: Wait a minute! Let me get this straight. (Puzzle shield passes behind her, With Smokey on his back.) Are you talking about puzzle shield?
(Song ends with a stinger)
- Meanwhile back to puzzle shield 's house in Ponyville -
Well, that was the first time I ever been in the musical number "the perfect stallion" .
Anyways, me and Smokey are in our house in Ponyville, I was training to be a Jedi, and Smokey is watching me.
The cutie Mark crusaders spies on me and Smokey.
"Sweetie Belle is right!" Scootaloo said. " puzzle shield is the perfect match for Miss Cheerilee. He’s really nice, " she continued. "And Jedi knight in training. "
" Hmmm…" Apple bloom said while staring at me and turn to sweetie belle. " but he’s also pretty shy. He’s never gonna ask Miss Cheerilee to be his very special somepony."
"Maybe he doesn’t have to." Answered sweetie belle.
"Huh?" Apple bloom said in confusions.
Sweetie belle continued. "If we can get puzzle shield and Miss Cheerilee in a really romantic setting, I bet she’ll ask him!"
" sounds like a plan to me! " answered scootaloo.
"So, what are we waiting for?" Said apple bloom. "Let’s get out there and create the perfect date!"
The cutie Mark crusaders all got a high hoof.
- Meanwhile in the special strike universe -
Big Mac woke up tied on the chair I'm a prison cell and looked at the two shadow freddies sitting on the chair with popcorn in their cup holders.
" why are you doing here? " big mac called.
"To watch the fight." Said shadow Freddy.
"What fight?" Big Mac asked .
As the button drops down by a machine and stops at the shadow Freddy, he answered. "The fight that will start right now." Shadow Freddy pushed the button.
The chair has spun in in front of big mac and who sats there?
... Ponified dr. Eggman.
"Snoo pingas usual I see." said the pony version of dr. Eggman pulling up a needle (a needle that use to take other ponies dna).
Big Mac is in shock.
- Meanwhile back in Ponyville -
The cutie Mark crusaders are building a gazebo in my backyard in my house as scootaloo watched out for cheerilee and gasp in surprised.
"They're coming!" Called scootaloo . "This is gonna be perfect! Miss Cheerilee is gonna have the best Hearts and Hooves Day ever!"
"With her new very special somepony!" Said sweetie belle as the cutie Mark crusaders giggle as cheerilee approach to them and stops.
"Hi, girls!" cheerilee called.
" Hi, Miss Cheerilee! " said the cutie Mark crusaders, usionly.
"So you three said you needed help identifying a tree you found here near the gazebo?" Asked cheerilee to the cutie Mark crusaders.
They point at the statue of Kylo ren when he's a Jedi.
"That's the statue of Kylo ren." Said cheerilee .
"Is it?" Apple bloom said as she, sweetie belle and scootaloo giggle sheepishly.
I open my front door to my backyard with Smokey on my back ready to help the cutie Mark crusaders built a gazebo which is already build. I paused.
"Oh…uh, sorry, puzzle shield. " Apple bloom asked me. "We went and fixed up the gazebo all on our own. See?"
" Ooooooh... " I answered.
"... I don't get it."
Smokey Who was on my back just face slaps.
"As long as you’re here, why not have a bite to eat from this romantic-looking picnic?" Asked scootaloo. "Oh, gosh, seems like there’s only room for two."
"I guess we’ll just be goin’, then." Said apple bloom as she chuckled and the cutie Mark crusaders dashed out of here and ready to spy on us in the bush.
Sweetie belle turned on the record player and "Frank Sinatra: the way you look tonight" plays.
"What's their problem?" Smokey asked as he got off my back and sat on the ground and watch me and cheerilee.
"I don't know." I answered.
"Sooo,... Beautiful day we’re having." Cheerilee asked.
"Of course it is." I answered .
"Any big plans for tonight?" Asked cheerilee again.
" Uhh.. No. Actually, " I continued. " I got things I got to do in the special strike universe. And train myself to be a Jedi before I go to bed. "
"Uh huh." Cheerilee said.
As cheerilee stared at me, she leans closer to me, I do it back ( since big mac is gone, my first mlp otp was created by the name, "cheerishield" as in cheerilee x puzzle shield).
Finally, the love is coming.
"Puzzle shield?" Cheerilee asked .
"Yes, my friend?" I answered .
(Plankton (v.o.): Here it comes!)
" You have something stuck to your teeth. " cheerilee said.
The music in the record player scratched to a halt.
"OH, COME ON!!" Yelled sweetie belle as she popped out of the bush as scootaloo drags her back to hiding.
(P.s. That's the sound of the fandom's reaction to pony life. Ohh, pony life has ruined the mlp fandom for the last time.)
(Dr. Robotnik (v.o.): I have to give you a promotion.)
- A few moments later -
The cutie Mark crusaders walked of their lack of correction for the ship setting in the downtown area in Ponyville. In shame.
" Do you think it just wasn’t romantic enough? "Asked Apple bloom.
"Maybe it was too romantic. " answered scootaloo in a low spirit.
"Either way, we failed." Said sweetie belle.
"There’s gotta be somethin’ else we can—" but Apple bloom 's sentence has been cut off as they bumped into none other than, Freddy fazbear (hottest dog), with foxy the pirate, Bonnie the bunny, withered Bonnie, easter candy cadet, Springtrap, and ennard (still has a cannon voice a the radio static).
Freddy stopped reading the book of hearts and hooves day magic and stated at the cutie Mark crusaders and faceslap.
"What's the cutie Mark crusaders doing here?" Asked the hottest dog version of Freddy fazbear.
"I don't know. They just randomly materialized here." Bonnie answered .
"Randomly materialized?" Asked Apple bloom. "Why do we--"
"Wait. Wasn't twilight sparkle suppose to show up?" Withered Bonnie asked.
- Meanwhile in twilight's library -
Twilight Sparkle was writing a book name "twilight 's epic book" ( based on the animation "twilight's epic book" by: Derek pony during season one to three )
- Meanwhile back in downtown Ponyville -
"She said she. Needed some alone time." Bonnie answered.
"So anyway, we were just taking a gander and analyzing this book about hearts and hooves day magic." Hottest dog Freddy fazbear continued . "Somehow it contains a love potion. But if it lays on the wrong hoof, it'll leads to disastrous consequences. "
The cutie Mark crusaders suddenly have an idea and went to Freddy.
"Did you say 'a love potion' ? " asked sweetie belle.
"yes. It contains a recipe for it. " Freddy continued. "But be warned, you don't know what happens if you make it incorrectly."
"I…don’t suppose we could borrow that book for a little while, do you?" Asked sweetie belle.
"I don't know if it's save." Freddy answered . "This book is very dangerous."
" Freddy. If it's possible to hand the book to the cutie Mark crusaders, should we warn puzzle shield? " Bonnie asked.
" fine. But if they done something wrong, it's on them. " Freddy answered as he handed the book of hearts and hooves day magic to sweetie belle.
"I hope puzzle shield doesn't drink the love poison." Foxy asked .
Freddy look back and saw the cutie Mark crusaders already left.
Freddy yelled. "Oooh, fu-"
(Easter egg: in "special strike by: the hottest dog", after the shadow Freddy army knocks down the door and says "nobody move or we fire." Freddy fazbear stood there when security puppet leans to the left and Freddy angrily said " ooh, fu-" but cuts him off and all been ending up in the prison cell.)
- meanwhile back at puzzle shield 's house -
I closed my closet door for my book of magic spells.
Me and Smokey quickly find a spell of in order to avoid the love poison.
"Aha!" I said .
"What is it, buddy?" Asked Smokey.
"The 'time-freeze' spell." I answered . "If I wanted to avoid the love poison, I'll have to freeze time."
My puzzle scenes gone off as my shoulder aches.
"Oh, no." I wonder .
"What is it, buddy?" Asked Smokey, shockingly.
"My shoulder is aching." I answered .
"What does that mean?" Smokey asked.
"That means, the cutie Mark crusaders are already there." I answered .
- Meanwhile in the backyard in puzzle shield 's house -
" I feel kinda bad trickin’ puzzle shield and Miss Cheerilee this way. " Apple bloom said in fear.
"What’s the problem? We all agree these two are perfect for one another." Sweetie belle asked.
"Ooh, ooh! Here they come!" Scootaloo said in excitement.
As me with Smokey on my back and cheerilee walked in, I fear of what's going to happen next.
"Hello again, girls. Hello, puzzle shield." Said cheerilee.
"Hi, Cheerilee." I said .
Cheerilee continued. "Would you three like to tell us why it was so very important that we meet you here—"
"Punch!" Sweetie belle interrupted.
"Excuse me?" Asked cheerilee.
"What was?" I asked .
Sweetie belle laugh nervously and continued. "Punch! We made punch. We were gonna set up a stand and try to sell it, but…heh…we needed somepony to taste-test it first. We thought you two would be perfect together. To test it. Together. So, uh, we’ll just leave you two alone." And then the cutie Mark crusaders dashed to his in the bush. And sweetie belle dashed back and said. "Together, to-"
"We get the point, sweetie belle." Me , smokey and cheerilee said as we interrupt.
"Oh, right... Carry on." Said sweetie belle as she dashes to the bush.
"I’m very sorry about this." Cheerilee asked.
"That's alright." I answered .
Cheerilee continued. "I mentioned to the girls that I don’t have a very special somepony, and I believe they’re putting us in these awkward situations because they’ve decided it should be you."
(Puzzle shield (in mind): remember, when the time is right, freeze time and drink something else, like,... Cider or something.)
Cheerilee smiled and stared at me.
I laughed and she laughs back.
"suppose we should just humor them for a moment. Uh, this punch does look delicious." Cheerilee asked.
- Meanwhile back in the special strike universe -
The cupcakes version of pinkie pie and the rainbow factory version of rainbow dash all tied up in ropes as big mac was lied down on the floor in defeat.
"I am sorry, guys." Said big mac as shadow Freddy pinned him down with his foot.
"Thanks to your friend, now we know who he's dating with. And until then, your going to stay right here." Shadow Freddy continued. "When we get back, the chief will take care of big mac later." Shadow Freddy left the room as big mac was in his last life already.
- Meanwhile in the control room in the special strike universe -
The chief looks into the camera that shows me with an trolling grin (aka, my ready to freeze time look) with cheerilee ready to pick up the love poison as general shadow Freddy came in with a clipboard in his hand.
"Chief, we have imprisoned the one you requested." Asked General shadow Freddy.
" I'll be there in a moment. " Chief answered as general shadow Freddy left.
(Chief (in mind): come on, puzzle shield. You got to be ok by now.)
- Meanwhile back in the backyard in puzzle shield 's house in Ponyville -
As me and cheerilee prepares to drink, we clink our drinks.
"To good friends." Said cheerilee as we clink our drinks.
I quickly ignited my alicorn horn for the 'time - freeze " spell to freeze time.
Everything freezes.
Time stops.
"Physic!" I said as I threw the glass of love poison to the ground.
I paused for a few seconds.
I laughed.
(Easter egg/ reused sounds: I use celestia 's laugh from celestial advice)
- A few moments later -
Time still stops.
I still laughing.
As I stop laughing for about a few seconds, I got myself back up to my hooves.
"Soo,... Now what?" I asked myself.
"Now," I thought . "Now it's the time to get myself some cider."
- A few drinks of cider later -
I was now drunk.
After every drinks of punch and cider (well,.. seven chapters ago and six for right now), I was now drunk.
I stumbled towards cheerilee.
"Heeeeeey, *hic* cheeeeerileeee." I slurred. "I thing you had a *hic* funny cutie Mark."
My drunken stupor just made me lie down on the floor, laughing.
"Whooooa. I have wings." I slurred as I looked at my wings.
"Does that *hic* mean I can fly? " I asked, slurrely.
Time still stops as I prepare to fly, but because I was drunk, I lost my flight so I crashed into my roof to my bed in my bedroom.
"Wooow!" I slurred . "That *hic * didn't hurt. "
- A few moments later -
As time still stops, I woke up in my bedroom with a spliten headache and with a frazzled mane and tail after getting drunk.
"Uhhhhh-hoooooow..." I grouned . "... My heeaad."
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I looked at my calendar that still saids "hearts and hooves day" .
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"Wait a second!" I exclaimed as I lead out a small hiccup from that last cider .
- Meanwhile in the backyard in puzzle shield 's house in Ponyville -
as I rushed out my backyard door.
"I'm doom! I'm doom! I'm so doomed!" I exclaimed as I passed by the cutie Mark crusaders still in the bush as time still stops. "Curse my drunken stupor! oh. Why does this always have to be me?! Why, oh why, oh why?! "
I stopped in front of cheerilee.
(Puzzle shield (in mind): ok. On the count of three, I'll use my alicorn magic to resume time. One,... Two... Three!)
I ignited my alicorn horn to resume time.
As cheerilee already drank her love poison, she lead out a small hiccup and then, she stares at me with her eyes magically change hearts and hooves day colors.
I was so shocked.
Cheerilee once again as usual leans closer to me.
(Puzzle shield (in mind): is this it?...
... Is my task complete?...
... And who made her gazed in love with me?)
"Puzzle shield?" Cheerilee said .
"Yes, my friend?" I asked.
(Puzzle shield (in mind): ... And I hope she don't said-)
"Will you be my very special somepony?" Asked cheerilee.
(Puzzle shield (in mind): she says we're going to humor them. So just say "yes" and get this over with.)
"Nopony ever asked me that before but....." I gulped and answered . ".... Yes."
As I said that word, sweetie belle popped out of the bush,... Again.
"YES!!" Said sweetie belle, quietly.
"He’s her special somepony, she’s his special somepony!" Sang the cutie Mark crusaders as they hopped around the gazebo.
"He’s my special somepony." Said cheerilee, in an sexual tone.
"Ooh,... Nooo..." I whispered to myself .
"Aaaaaw!" Said the cutie Mark crusaders.
I continued whispering to myself. "... This... Is not good. .. Not good at all."
"He’s my schmoopie-doopie, sweetie-weetie pony pie." Said cheerilee, sappily as she touch my chin.
The cutie Mark crusaders are confused.
"Help me!" I called at the cutie Mark crusaders. "I've been attacked by love! Ohhoh, why *hic* me! I hate this jo-ho-hoooob!"
" did he just say-" Apple bloom said.
"What?" I replied to Apple bloom. "You thought I drank the *hic* love poison? "
"woah!" Asked sweetie belle. "What happened to your mane? "
" And your tail? " asked scootaloo.
"And why do you have the hiccups?" Asked Apple bloom.
"Well,..." I answered to the cutie Mark crusaders. " You see, I froze time and *hic* avoid the love poison. And somehow I got drunk after a few ciders. When I woke up with a headache, a frazzled mane and tail, and I somehow still have the hiccups, and I found out it was still hearts and hooves day. "
"I don't think think she thinks that!" Scootaloo said as she pointed at Cheerilee, with the love poison effecting her. "Look!"
"What do you mean she-" I said in fear as I turn my head towards cheerilee. "Oh, no!"
"You’re my cutie-patootie, lovey-dovey honey bunny." Said cheerilee,... again. But this time, the love poison on Cheerilee is getting worse.
"Smokey! Do *hic* something! Like call the chief , or something!" I called at Smokey, he was shocked from what he had just saw. He grabbed my walky talky out of my sattlebag and call the chief.
- Meanwhile in the special strike universe -
General shadow Freddy was putting a code to unlock big mac 's prison cell with the chief.
"Are you sure he's in his cage this time?" The chief asked .
"I assure you, he's still remain in his cage this time." Answered General shadow Freddy as cell door opens and when the light shines, it's big mac, now tied up in the chair.
The chief's walky talky rang as he picks up.
"Yes, boy? " Asked chief.
Finally, smokey answered in fear through the walky talky. "Chief! Puzzle shield is in trouble! Cheerilee drank the love poison and now puzzle shield needs you and your troops here to save him!"
" We're on our way. " the chief replies and hangs up.
The chief looks displeased.
General shadow Freddy was in fear as he dashed to grab a pillow of princess molestia and dashes right back to him.
"Please, punch this instead of me." Said General shadow Freddy in fear.
Finally, the chief punch the pillow of princess molestia instead of General shadow Freddy in anger and push the red button that says, (alarm).
The alarm was set off.
- Meanwhile in emogak's prison cell -
The shadow Freddy looks annoyed.
"I'm a mary sue. I'm a mary sue. I'm a mary sue." Emogak said repeatedly .
(Easter egg/ reused sounds: in 'nightfall studio channel update (animation) by: nightfall studio ' after she revealed herself that she was a lamp all along, she say's 'I'm a mary sue ' repeatedly just like a record player repeatedly played the same note)
"She's been asking the same question for thirty minutes." The shadow Freddy said as he broke the fourth wall.
The same alarm was off.
- Meanwhile in the lab -
"Your going to be brave for experiments." General shadow Bonnie said to shadow chica, tied up in the chair as he hold up a needle
The alarm was off.
(The chief (p.a.): Attention all union class stalks. Puzzle shield is in trouble by cheerilee who has drank the love poison. Get your ray gun and aim it on Cheerilee. Now dismissed.)
As the portal to the backyard in puzzle shield 's house in Ponyville were cheerilee was ready to run me on the nose (Which is kissing by the way ), the shadow Freddy army got their ray gun and head in the portal.
-Meanwhile in the backyard in puzzle shield 's house in Ponyville -
"Puzzle shield?" Apple bloom asked. "What's going on?"
" I don't *hic* know! " I answered in panic. " but she's getting ready to kiss me! "
"I had a special somepony. A-" cheerilee was cut off as the ray gun from General shadow Bonnie was fired.
Cheerilee is unconscious.
"Puzzle shield?" General shadow Bonnie asked.
" yes? " I replied in relief.
"You need to take cheerilee to bed. She needs rest." General shadow Bonnie asked.
"Yes, rxq." I answered as I put the unconscious cheerilee on my back and teleported to her house to get her to bed.
" cross this one off the list? " General shadow Bonnie asked to the shadow Freddy army as he and the other shadow Freddy army went in the portal back to the special strike universe.
"Yes, rxq." All shadow Freddy army replied.
- Later that evening -
When me and Smokey sleeping in our bedroom, Some red light came from the distance near my house and watched the whole events was none other than, Satan shield exe, in the ruins of the separatist base in mustafar where Darth Vader had kill them after the events of revenge of the Sith. He's an alicorn with sharp teeth that looks like a vampire, His eyes looks like nightmare moon but with yellow, his mane and tail is the same style as mine, but with black, orange, red and yellow, his coat color is red, the tip of his wings are black, his horn's magic color is black with red fire, he's a mare, his cutie Mark is a red bloodied pentagram (devils trap) inside a black shield with the devils horns in it, and his eyes, mane, tail, and cutie Mark glows in the dark just like mine. And as he walks, he leaves fire as hoof prints.
"so. He and Smokey managed to avoid the love poison? Hooray." Satan shield exe talks to himself as he ignited his dark, devilish alicorn magic to activate a list of new villains as his eyes shines yellow.
"But there is one thing he and Smokey can't escape.
Operation,... Doom!" As the frame that he ignited with his horn, shows the lost narrator, it went to static.
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The static sound stops as it still statics.
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(Darth Vader breath foreshadow)