Isekai: Sword And Sorcery

by The REAL Seth Standmore

Chapter Four: An Iron What?!?!?! Let's Fight Instead!!!

INTRO THEME

C.L. Strife PRESENTS

ISEKAI: SWORD AND SORCERY

CHAPTER THREE:

THE LIMIT'S ON FREEDOM'S

That night Fluttershy arraigned a big feast in my honor to welcome me to Ponyville. I was there and so were Fluttershy Twilight Sparkle Rainbow Dash Applejack Spike Rarity Cheerilee Dr. Whooves Derpy Whooves (who we also learned was actually named Rose Bubbles) Diamond Tiara Silver Spoon Cranky Doodle Dunkey Scootaloo AppleBloom Sweetie Belle Lyra Bon Bon Starlight Glimmer Sunset Shimmer Octavia Melody Vinyl Scritch Berry Punch Colgate Button Mash and Mare Mare.

I was sitting at a big table at the front of the room with Fluttershy on my right side. I noticed her looking peculiar at me, and I frowned suggestingly at her. "Why do you keep looking at me like that?" I questioned.

Fluttershy blushed. She looked away. "Nothing!" She blushed.

I frowned but shook it off. These pony's would probably be staring at me for a while... I doubt any of them had ever seen a human before. So I took a look at my big dinner of spaghetti in front of me and spooned some up in my fork. "This is some delicious stuff!" I proclaimed to the cook pony.

The cook pony, whose name was Tasty Cooking, smiled at me. "It is my honor to serve you." Said Tasty Cooking.

The Rantor was in the chair to my left side. I insisted on keeping a chair open for him so that he could be in it, this meant Rainbow Dash wasn't allowed to sit down and instead she just floated over the table getting hair and feathers over everything while also chewing with her mouth open. "I don't see the point in this stupid feast." The Rantor grumped grouchily. "We should be out there tracking down the people who tried to kill you. And surely there are more pedophiles in town. We should kill them!"

I smirked. "Aw come on The Rantor, surely you don't mean that. Here have some spaghetti and you'll feel better."

I picked some spaghetti up on my fork and mashed it on the part of his handle that looked like a mouth. He grumbled and groaned and the spaghetti and sauce got all over him. "Hey stop that! I am a thousand year old blade of destruction, what do I look like a toddler? This is most indignifying!"

I smirked, "hey that's okay, you deserve a little dinner after the way you killed that pedophile, now open up and down the hatch!"

Rainbow Dash said "They're called MAPS" she muttered Rainbow Dash.

All the sound in the feasting hall fell silent as all the eyes landed on me and Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash the Gay Pony was staring at me with her cerise orbs narrowed angrily.

Putting down my fork "What did you say?"

"I said there called MAPS you jerk! And how dare you talk the way that you did! There are a lot of MAPS in this community who are going to feel judged and prosecuted because of what you did, it makes it harder for them to express themselves and they're uncomfortable now!"

I put my fork down and smirked at her. "Well I'm sure they're all going to feel very comfortable in their coffins."

Rainbow Dash threw my plate of spaghetti against the wall, she had sauce on her face because she didn't know how to use a napkin. "I've just about had it with you!" She proclaimed. "I'm sick of acting like you're my friend when you're just a jerk!"

"Oh yeah?" I smirked and stood up putting down my fork I put my hand on the Rantor. "Do you feel like settling this with watashi another way?"

"Hell fucking yes I do, shit! I wanna see what you're really made of! I challenge you to an iron pony competition!"

I smirked. "Why don't we just have a fight instead? I'm probably a better athlete then you anyway."

All the pony's in the feasting hall gasped. Rainbow Dash said "Yeah alright. I'll fight you. Let's do it right now. But on one condition, you have to put that fancy sword of your's away, I want to see what you can do without it."

Standing up and smirking, putting down my fork I said, "I don't need the Rantor to show you what I'm made of, let's do it!"

***COMMERCIAL TIME***

As we walked outside The Rantor said "Are you certain of this, young fool, you do not know what this creature is capable of doing to you."

"I saw how they handled the manticore earlier and trust me, I know what I am getting into." I smirked to the Rantor.

Rainbow Dash and I stood in front of the feasting hall about ten feet and eleven inches apart from one another, Fluttershy hugged the Rantor really close and tight making the Rantor sweat drop and huff out a puff of air like an anime.

Mare Mare standing apart from us said. "Alright gentlepony's this will be a standard fight the first one to give up will lose, are you ready?"

"I was born ready." Said Rainbow Dash arrogantly.

"What a coincidence." I fell into my fighting stance. "So was I."

Rainbow Dash and I stared each other down. Her eyes narrowed. My eyes narrowed to.

Mare Mare said "FIGHT!"

Rainbow Dash streaked toward me but I spun out of the way at the last second and dodged her hoofs, I smirked. "Heh, is that as fast as you can go?"

Rainbow Dash growled and said "Rrrr shut up!" She ran stampeded toward me with her hooves flying and lashed her hooves at me in punches one, two, three. I knocked them away and tapped her in the belly, she dropped down and folded up her wings in moaning.

I pretended to yawn. And said "Oh sorry were you trying to hit me or tickle me?"

"Rrrrr shut up!" Rainbow Dash got up and flew at me, but she flew in a circle around me at the last minute. I said "Nani?" and suddenly I felt a huge hit in the back of my head, it didn't hurt but it surprised me. "Ah so you have a ltitle bit of strength after all!" I proclaimed.

"Yeah now take this!" Rainbow Dash flew high in the air. Then like an arrow she fell back down toward me.

Fluttershy said. "No Mingus watch out! She's using her ultimate technique!"

"SANIKKU RAINBOOMU!" Rainbow Dash proclaimed as she collided with me a mushroom cloud the color of rainbows eroded out of our body's, I knocked away and landed on a big crater unhurt.

Rainbow Dash panted and said. "Heh, looks like he isn't so tough without his special sword."

But when I climbed out of the crater dusting myself off. "Hm, you got some skill pony, maybe I need to take this seriously."

Rainbow Dash gasped. "Take this seriously???"

"Yes....... you see I'm not even using half of my power." I smirked. "Wanna see?"

Using shadow-teleport powers I vanished into the shadows and reappeared behind Rainbow Dash.

"Heh.............. nothing personnel Kid."

She turned toward me in slow motion just as I struck her between the wings knocking her foreward she flew through the feasting hall breaking the walls. But I moved faster with my shadow-teleport inside of the feasting hall and kicked her up just as she knocked through it.

"Time to finish this!" I leaped into the air (an mingus carrot fly he can just jump a lot like Mario) and met Rainbow Dash high in the air, holding my fists together triumphantly

"このポニーは雌犬です！" (an That means Meateor Smash)

I pounded her and she bombed toward the feasting hall exploding into another mushroom cloud when she landed. Floating in the air I summoned a holy wind to knock the dusta way. I could see Rainbow Dash down in the crater. She was moaning and not moving but she was also still alove.

I landed, Fluttershy ran up to me. "MIngus are you okay?"

"Just fine Fluttershy." Said me Mingus. I hugged her tight. The Rantor approached me held by Fluttershy.

"Young man there might just be some hope for you yet."