//------------------------------// // Chapter 3: meeting ponyville and new ponies // Story: the globetrotter in equestria // by Red-spike //------------------------------// It was already dawn, Jack and Trixie were crossing the forest towards Ponyville "So you're saying that ponies not only use humans as pets but also for sexual purposes?" Jack would ask as he walked to the front of the caravan which was being towed by Trixie. "In a few words, yes, some ponies also use them for labor, such as digging or harvesting crops, even though they must be trained for that" Trixie would say. "I see, do they fight humans too?" Would say Jack "I've heard about that but it's illegal so it's not allowed" would say Trixie "Well I think that's inevitable" Jack would say "Well the great and powerful Trixie has told you a lot about her world. Don't you think it's time for you to tell something?" Would say Trixie "What do you want me to count?" Would say Jack "I don't know, how is your world or its history?" Trixie would say. "My world as far as I am is half destroyed by the falling of the bombs in the Great War that occurred 200 years ago" would say Jack "Great war?" Trixie would say "Yes, the third world war, nobody knows what was the real reason why the war started but I think that doesn't matter anymore" Jack would say. "But I guess everything has recovered right? 200 years is a long time" would say Trixie "Not so much, outside of Washington DC everything is a wasteland, filled with psychopaths and mutant beasts such as mole rats to bloodthirsty. And the ruins of DC are full of ghouls and super mutants who old to kill everything that is not one of them" Jack would say while he was seeing the exit of the forest "it seems that we are leaving this forest" As he left Jack could make out a small town in the distance "So this is ponyville" would say Jack "Well let me tell you a few things first. Take off your clothes" Trixie would say "What?" Would say Jack "You heard me take off your clothes" Trixie would say "May I ask why you want me to undress?" Jack would say "Humans tend to be older naked but some ponies put clothes on their humans and it would be too suspicious for a human to go around dressed in armor and carrying weapons" would say Trixie "I think I know where you're going" Jack would say while he was using his pip-boy to change his armor for his armored suit from the shelter "How about like this?" Trixie would see Jack in his jumpsuit "I don't know ... those clothes are pretty weird not to mention they seem to be made for a battle" Trixie would say. "Well is this or a power armor" would say Jack while having a duel of looks against the unicorn "can I at least wear underwear? "No" would Trixie say "... well if it is so that no one suspected" Jack would say while he is using his pip-boy to take off his jumpsuit, leaving only boxer briefs and a gray shirt, both garments with clear signs of dirt "ready, something else?" Trixie would see Jack's body seeing that he was in a good physical condition to which the unicorn would blush "Come on, I see you're okay, I bet a lot of mares will notice you" Trixie would say "I hope not, by the way, do you know of someone who could help me get back to my dimension?" "Mmm well the only ponies that could give you back would be the princesses" would say Trixie "Well where are they?" Would say Jack "They are in canterlot" Trixie would say. "Well we'll go there later, for the moment let's go" Jack would say as he headed towards ponyville being followed by Trixie "Another thing the humans of equestria are not very expressive" would say Trixie "That you mean?" Would say Jack "Humans are not capable of smiling, crying" would say Trixie "They express themselves like wild animals in a nutshell, a wild animal doesn't show many emotions other than anger and teeth" would say Jack Jack and Trixie would continue advancing until they reached what seemed to be a market, Jack would see all the stalls and ponies present in the town market "I hope no one suspected" would think Jack Jack would see some other human undressed around following their pony owners, Jack would feel a few small blows on his leg and when he turned he would see Trixie "Come let's eat I'm starving" I'd say Jack would follow Trixie to what appeared to be a fast food restaurant. "The great and powerful Trixie is hungry and must satisfy her hunger" would say Trixie Jack and Trixie would see a sign on the door stating that humans were not allowed "Don't worry, the great and powerful Trixie will solve it, wait here" Trixie would say as she entered the establishment "Please, I didn't cause any problems", Jack would think as he saw Trixie arguing with one of the employees through one of the windows. "This woman will get me in a lot of trouble here." In that Jack would hear several voices and when he turned around he would see ponies seeing him especially mares "I hope Trixie hurried up" would think Jack At that Trixie would leave the restaurant with an angry expression on her face. "Let's go Jack" would say Trixie Jack would follow Trixie to a park where he would sit on a bench "What happened there?" Ask Jack in your low voice while checking the surroundings "Those fools didn't want to let you pass, and they didn't want to accept the requests of the great and powerful Trixie" would say Trixie "You didn't need to do that, you could have ordered something to go, plus I ate canned food before you woke up" Jack would say quietly "even though I would have liked to eat food that is not 200 years old or is semi rotten and has radiation " "Well with Trixie you will always have the best" Trixie would say "Well what now?" Jack would ask in your low voice "How about we start my revenge" Trixie would say "Well what do you want to happen to that Twilight Sparkle, an accident?" "I was thinking better of a scare" Trixie would say "Do you want me to go home at night and scare her?" Jack would say quietly. "That sounds good for and then-" Trixie would say. Jack would give Trixie a little blow which would shut up "Why did you do that?" Trixie would ask To which Jack would tilt his head slightly to the left, Trixie would look only to see a yellow pegasus with pink mane carrying a small white rabbit with him. "Ho she is one of Twilight's friends" Trixie would say Jack would see the pegasus which was talking to the rabbit and then look at him, the pegasus would quickly turn to face the human observing with eyes of curiosity and fascination "Hoo what a cute human, is Trixie yours?" Would say the pegasus "If it's mine, what was your name by the way?" Trixie would say "Ho I'm fluttershy" would say fluttershy in you low almost inaudible "Well fluttershy I bet you're fascinated by me human" would say Trixie "Your human?" Would think Jack "If it's very different from the humans I've seen, where did you get it?" Would fluttershy say "A great wizard never reveals his secrets" Trixie would say "Hoo can I touch it?" Would say fluttershy "Of course he is very docile" would say Trixie fluttershy would fly until she could stroke Jack's head "Great step from hero of the wasteland to being pets of a species from another dimension ... and fallen down" would think Jack "I see that your human gets along well with ponies" Fluttershy would say and then look in her saddlebag from which she would take an apple which she would offer Jack "have it eat" Jack would take the apple and then bite it, Jack would be fascinated by its taste "! God! ... this is the sweetest and juiciest thing I've ever eaten in my damn life" would think Jack Jack would eat the apple quickly "It seems he was hungry, when was the last time Trixie ate" would say fluttershy Jack would finish the apple leaving only the heart of this which he would throw, Jack seeing what the ponies were arguing decided to lose a little karma and steal an apple from fluttershy, but just when he was about to reach into the pegasus saddlebag this would be stopped by the white rabbit which would bite Jack's hand "Damn rabbit, are the animals intelligent here too? ... Are humans the animals here? That would be very ironic" would think Jack The rabbit would stick out its tongue at Jack which would be noticed by fluttershy "It seems that you're still hungry" would say fluttershy which would take another apple from her saddlebag "here" Jack would take the new apple to take a big bite "Seriously Trixie, what have you been feeding him?" Would fluttershy say "You know fruits and vegetables" would say Trixie "Have you given him enough food?" Would fluttershy say Jack kept watching as the mares kept arguing about whether they gave him enough food or not, until suddenly Jack felt that something or someone had crashed into him "But that is not the rabbit, why if I do I will eat it" would think Jack Jack would get up to see who had crashed into him only to see a gray pegasus with yellow mane and eyes which pointed in different directions. "Peerrdon, are you okay?" The pegasus would say