//------------------------------// // Chapter 15: Deleted Scenes and Bloopers // Story: Lightning's Birthday Bash (#4) // by LightningStar626 //------------------------------// Chapter 15: Deleted Scenes and Bloopers. "Ah…! This is the life, huh? Nothing could possibly ruin this perfect dream." "Happy Birthday, Lightning!" called a loud, high-pitched voice. "Aaaahhh!" ~Lightning jerked awake, her eyes wide with fright. Suddenly jolts her head up and bangs it straight onto Pinkie's. They both groan in pain, then start laughing.~ "Too close?!" Pinkie shrugged. "Waaay too close." Lightning laughed. "Do it again, guys." said the director off camera. "We need something to break down the door…" Arianna pointed. "But what?" ~The Pixels try to think of a plan to break the door, then they all look at Jace, and smile. The smiling began to turn creepy real quickly though. Jace stepped back when he realised all eyes were on him.~ "Why are you all looking at me like that?" He nervously asked. ~Seconds later, The Pixels were holding Jace altogether below their chests and charging at the cell door, with Jace's head was heading straight for it first.~ "Not the face! Not the face! NOT THE FACE!" ~The Pixels began shouting and soon enough Jace's head became in contact with the door with a lot of force-*SMASH! All the Pixels crash and tumble into the tightly shut door without doing any damage to it at all. It didn't even budge.~ "OWW!" yelled Jace. "Don't you ever get tired lugging that big raccoon tail around, Lightning?" Devil asked. "I mean, I guess it's good for fighting and flying and stuff, but for sitting and other stuff, I would think it's uncomfortable." "Eh. It is a little but you learn to get used to it." She simply answered. "Ah. Well, I thought I'd ask you, because...you would know. "Is your Penguin outfit thing a coat or is it covered in, like, really tiny feathers?" "Well, a bit of both. It's a coat on the outside but on the inside, it's full of very warm and fuzzy feathers." Lightning shrugged. "Oh right." Devil blinked. His watch suddenly chimed. "Time's up. Back at it I guess." ~Devil smashes his tea cup on the ground and it shatters on contact. He then pounces on Lightning and both continue to brawl and rolls over the floor.~ "See?! Completely fine. So have some." Devil glared. "I don't want to." Lightning simply answered. "We made it for you, eat it!" "I said, no!" ~Devil growls and scoops up a little bit of Frank's cake off his plate. He thrusts the handful into Lightning's mouth and gets it all over her face and shirt.~ "There. You're good? Good." Devil nodded. ~Lightning muffles then spits out the cake straight into Devil's face. The people off camera start giggling. Lightning looked at them in confusion, then turned to the fourth wall.~ "Oh sorry, was I not meant to spit it in his face? Oh! Sorry, man." She turned back to Devil and laughed. "You know what? I'm just gonna go back in my trailer and take a break." Devil waved his hand at the camera. "We'll shoot this again tomorrow, ok?!" The director said. "Okay!" Both Lightning and Devil respond. ~Song: Sugar, Sugar- (The Archies)~ Mirus: Sugar… Oh honey honey… You are my candy girl… And ya got me wanting you... "Shut up, Mirus!" Fierra yelled, throwing a tomato at him. It hits him square in the face. "Whaaat? I can sing!" "No, you can't!" "Oh, shoot! The phone's ringing! Uh, Johnas! You take care of it!" ~The fourth minion gets out the phone from the backpack and gives it to the first minion.~ "No way! Portas has the best Lightning impression!" ~The first minion went to shove the phone in Portas' hands, but he threw it too hard so it ended up flying out of the door.~ "Ooop. Bye Phone!" The minion laughed. "Oh my gosh!" Lairry gasped, then snickered. "I am so glad that wasn't actually my phone…" Lightning panted. "Tell the prop designers we're gonna need another phone." "What do you know? It is me! Watch this, Left foot, Right foot! Left foot, Right foot! Sugar crash!" ~Mirus suddenly jumps up and turns to his back. He crashes to the floor and groans, making everyone around him super confused and embarrassed. Jace felt totally skeptical. Fierra facepalms and stares at Applejack, believing this is her fault since she didn't keep an eye on Mirus very well. Arianna blushes, and tries to shield her face from how shameful she is.~ "Sorry about this, girls. He's had too much sugar." Jace apologised. "How much exactly?" Twilight asked. Jace opened his mouth to answer, but went blank. "What was my line again, I'm sorry?" ~Everyone around him began laughing.~ "547 pieces." Twilight said. "Oh yeah…" "Yeah, about 3 hours time. I guess the shop would just be simpler. On the bright side, they do parties, the factory does not. And they do make mint chocolate better." Karly said. "Yuck! Mint chocolate! No, it tastes like a bush!" Karly raised a brow. "Lightning, you love mint chocolate." "Oh! Right! Yeah, the bushy texture is marvellous!" ~Wendy, realising that she said the wrong thing, began to sweat. She attempted to cover up that little misconception, but Karly started to see right through her now.~ "Lightning, you acting a bit off. Are you alright?" "Yes...Perfectly normal!" "Have you got BS?" "BS? I'm sorry?" "It stands for birthday stress! You couldn't have forgotten that because you have a great memory...unless…" Karly gasped. "You're not Lightning!" ~Wendy swooped behind Karly and quickly pinched on her neck. She fainted instantly. Wendy caught her in held her in her arms.~ "Tsk. I should have done that hours ago." "You 5 are not going to this ambush." Devil said. "Since you did a terrible job at guarding Lightning, I'm giving you the job of guarding Kaci while I and the rest of your clone brothers are going to the party." "Oh what?!" "Come on!" "Well, shoulda seen this coming…" "I don't even like chocolate anyway!" "Yeah, neither do I. It's a stupid sweet. Did you know that chocolate was actually made to be gross when it was invented? Yeah? It contained alot of disgusting things, even other foods, like potatoes-" "NERD!" All the minions shout. ~Lightning and the minions continued skating down through the ramps and railings. The minions were closing behind on Lightning, so she had to find a way to lose them somehow, of course, she noticed that they didn't put on helmets, so she thought, if she makes them injure themselves on the head, it will stop them or slow them down. She wheels on a ramp and sloped down a half-pipe and does a flip. She suddenly crashed into another railing and facepalmed the ground.~ "Ooh…" The minions groaned. "OWW!" Lightning yelled in pain. "You ok, Lightning?" Johnas skated up to Lightning and helped her up. "Yeah, I'm ok…" "Um, your nose is bleeding…" Themas pointed. "Let's get you to the nurse." ~Themas pulled out a handkerchief from his pocket and put it over Lightning's nose to stop the bleeding.~ "Thank you, Themas." "No problem." ~Minion 2 groaned as Minion 5 rolled his eyes. Lightning sees that she's heading to a skating tunnel but doesn't break a sweat. She hops in and skates upside down in the tunnel in a loop and then her head on the wall upon landing.~ "Ouch…" She groaned. "She's injured herself again!" Minion 2 called. ~Minion 2 stops skating lifts Lightning off the ground. She stumbled a little and was about to fall over again, but Minion 2 grabbed her and held her up properly.~ "There you go. I gotcha." "Thanks...sorry, I have never skated before…" "It's ok...You'll get there...we have time." Minion 2 smiled. "I know, but still…" Lightning shrugged. ~Before anyone could say anything else, they heard a groan. They turn to the ground to see Mirus waking up.~ "Sweet geez and louise...what happened?" "Oh, hello. Mirus, wasn't it?" Sunset asked as she helped him to his feet. "Yes, hello, That's my name, don't wear it out please or put it on a hot wash and expect it to not be shrunk, thank you!" Mirus smiled and saluted Sunset. "..." "Sunset?" Twilight tapped her shoulder. "Hm? Oh! Sorry, I was caught off guard from that…" ~The Rainbooms start snickering.~ "What? My introduction? It is a fine introduction, thank you very much! Do not get confused!" Mirus spoke like a 19th Century gentleman. "I won't next time, sorry." Sunset laughed. "What was with that 19th Century talk, Mirus?" Rainbow asked, smiling so hard. "What's wrong with speaking like this? I think it is absolutely magnificent! Such balderdash!" "Um, you do know what balderdash means right?" Twilight asked. ~Everyone starts laughing again.~ ~Lightning was sat beside a round table, looking through the script.~ "Giant boulder in the blimp?! How the hell is that thing not gonna bring down the whole thing?!" "Well, it's not actually real, Miss Star!" "Yeah, but it's supposed to be in the film!" "Good point...oh well." "Wh-Really? Really? You guys are so lazy..." Lightning sighed.