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// Luna's Birthday - benxlabs 
// Story: May - 2012 (T.W.G.) 
// by The Writer's Group 
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Author: benxlabs


Prompt: Celestia and cake.


Title: Luna's Birthday




"OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!1111!!!!" Luna was simply ecstatic. Her birthday was tomorrow. And birthdays meant lots and lots of presents, and a day of being the boss. She could tell Cellie to do whatever she wanted. She wouldn't refuse. It would be her birthday! Luna cackled maniacally as she envisioned all the embarrassing things that she could force her sister to do. Celestia, meanwhile, was not so amused. 
"Ugh! Where did I put that moonshine again?" Celestia groaned. Tomorrow was her sister's birthday, and she hadn't even began to prepare yet! Naturally, the cake was the most important thing. She reviewed the ingredients list. Dark chocolate? Check. Marshmallows? Check. Frosting? Check. Moonshine? Ugh! If only she could remember where she'd put it! 
"Go scrub the toilets, Cellie!" Luna was rehearsing her grand speech for her sister. This would be so much fun! She reviewed her list of things for Celestia to do. One: Dress up in a clown costume and give a royal proclamation. Two: Clean all the royal toilets. Luna paused. "You know, it would be so much more fun if I I...dirtied the toilets before hand, wouldn't it?" And so she set out to do her "chores".
"Buck. I suppose I'll have to go buy some more." Celestia finally remembered where the moonshine had went. Rather regrettably, it was in her tummy. She recalled that fateful night involving Twilight and some...moonshine. She blushed. That night had sure been fun. On that happy note, she set out to the Royal Canterlot Brewery. 
"This is going to be SO. BUCKING. AWESOME." Luna was jumping up and down, giddy with joy. Having finished her little "chores", she had proceeded to continue reading off the list items. Three: Make Cellie play Truth or Dare with Cadence. Knowing her, things could get quite saucy, quite fast. Four... hmm...she hadn't thought of four things yet. There weren't many things that were embarrassing. How unfortunate. She would have to limit herself, or risk a royal spanking the next day. That would not be pleasant. 
"Thank you for your business, ma'am." The cashier waved goodbye to the Princess as she left the brewery. Now fully stocked with moonshine, she returned back to her private quarters. Now for the cake. While doing some incognito work in Ponyville, she had taken some baking lessons from Pinkie Pie. They would sure come in handy right now! Alright. First step, unpack Pre-Baked cake. 
What? You thought Celestia would have to bake her own cake? No way! That's dangerously close to actual work! 
Next Step: Generously lather cake with frosting. Step 3: Place marshmallows on cake. Step 4: Place in oven. Soon, she had herself a delicious looking cake. It was very delicious looking. Very, very, delicious looking. Truly worthy of a Royal Birthday. But a little taste wouldn't hurt, would it? Just a tiny, Princess-like taste? Just a tiny nibble? She felt her mouth beginning to water, as the scent from the cake beckoned her closer.
"Good night, sister." Luna yawned. Today would be the best day of her life. She looked forward to that. It was just too bad she failed to notice the crumbs on Celestia's chest and the frosting in her mane.