Author: Cytotoxin
Prompt: It’s rainin’ colts! Hallelujah it’s raining colts!
Title: The End
Twitch-a-twitch-a-twitch-a-TWITCH! Pinkie Pie shuddered violently, her limbs splaying as she popped up into the air like an air balloon. "Aagh, what, what!? I`ve never had that twitch before! It`s going to be a super-duper dozy!" - apparently, even the party mistress had some reservations about the ominous future her twitches tended to predict. Ducking behind a tree, she took stock of the surroundings.
The area seemed to be quite mundane and orderly, however, completely devoid of any of the usual dangers twitches might have predicted. Except... That cloud... Was there a rain scheduled today?
Pink mare pulled out a calendar and consulted it thoughtfully. "Nope. No rain today. Guess I`d better get Rainbow Dash." - she concluded, tucking the calendar back into her mane. Now, where would the pegasus be?... Oh. Wait. Inside the cloud?
"Dashie!" - she hollered, waving to the sky enthusiastically. Cloud rumbled slightly. "Dashie, Dashie, DASHIE! C`mon, this is important!" - apparently, the second plea had reached the pegasus after all. She burst out of the cloud, wild-eyed and disheveled - "Pinkie!... RUN!"
Rumbling within the cloud increased manifold. Rainbow cast a spooked look over her shoulder and sped up again, gliding close to the ground. Pinkie Pie gave chase. "What`s going on, Dashie?" - she inquired on the run. "Pegasus mating season."
Suddenly, the cloud burst open, disgorging forth a flock of winged stallions. "Weeeee! It`s raining colts!" - whooped Pinkie, as she followed Rainbow Dash. "Yes, it does, now RUN or get gangbucked!" - hollered Dash as she picked up speed again. "...Hm. A touch choice. Guess that`s what the twitch meant." - mused Pinkie on the run.