Author: overdonefictions
Prompt: How did Celesta and/or Luna really get their ability to control the sun/moon?
Title: Hit me
Celestia stood by the statue of Discord. This was two days after Luna and Celesita defeated him, and they learned that the Sun and Moon do not change by themselves. Unfortunately, Discord was gone, and the secret to control of the Celestial Orbs were gone with him.
She sighed. There was only one thing left to try.
Luna approached, sensing her sister's intentions. "Are you sure?"
"Yes"
Luna turned to the shrub nearby. She pulled out a lack briefcase. The light of the Sun gleamed off of it, and the clips holding it closed released. The case opened. Inside there were...needles.
Celestia floated one over to her. She held out her arm and stuck the needle into her arm. She winced slightly, then pushed the liquid inside the needle into her veins. She felt her heart pump harder. Her muscles contracted. She felt powerful.
She looked up at the sun. She flew up into the sky. Out past the atmosphere. She grabbed the sun and punched it. The sun shattered into star dust. She had successfully set the sun. She cried out "YEEEAAAH!" and flew back down to the surface.
Luna looked at her quizzically. "You could have just used you magic. Drugs work for that too."
"I know. I did it for dramatic effect."
"Whatever."
Next it was Luna's turn to test her mettle. She pulled out a needle. She held out her arm reluctantly. She inserted the needle into her flesh. Her blood pumped with the sudden rush. She grinned. This was what it felt like to be god!
She looked at the moon with a look of distaste. She wrapped her magic around the sphere and tossed it out of the way. Now the moon was too, gone.
Celestia realized what they had done. "Luna? You realize we've just removed the sun and the moon from view from Equestria?"
"Oh. Illusions?"
"Sounds good."
End
Don't do drugs kids, or else you'll destroy the sun and moon.