//------------------------------// // So This Just Happened And A Family Reunion // Story: Redsopine and Walter have a barfight // by redsopine //------------------------------// Redsopine calmly walks over to the school house tapping his head as he thinks before grinning as he spots four demons run out of the portal and start throwing other demons back though the portal he jogs over and shouts out. WHAT KEPT YOU I THOUGHT YOU WAS GETTING LAZY AND WOULD MISS THE FUN! CAN IT RED HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE TOLD YOU TO NOT OPEN A HELL PORTAL JUST FOR A FIGHT WE JUST SPENT HALF A HOUR TO STOP ACE FROM COMING THROUGH AND DRAGGING YOU BACK IN CHAINS FOR A UNSANCTIONED SUMMONING OF THE PRISONER BLOGNOTH. WHO WAS KEPT THERE BECAUSE HE CAUSES WIDE SPREAD DEBAUCHERY WHICH ONCE IT STARTS IT DON'T STOP STILL THE AFFECTED DIE. Shouts a giant bear that looks like he was made of stone grabbing two imps and tossing them back though the portal. TERRA THAT WAS NOT ME I RAN INTO WALTER AND WE GOT SEPARATED YOU ALL KNOW HE'S INSANE AND DOES STUFF FOR A LAUGH I MEAN HE IS CURRENTLY GIVING UMBRA A BELLY RUB WHILE MUNCHING ON POPCORN! Red says pointing Walter who had a comical oversized bucket of popcorn and currently was giving a panther cub a belly rub as he purred. Ah that's the spot I still don't know how you keep grabbing me but I'm not complaining oh hey boss what's up and if I was you I would run because it looks like your sister's behind you with a baseball bat. Redsopine turns around in suprise and ducks the bat as a angry Rainbow swings it at him again. YOU INCONSIDERATE JERK YOU HAVE BEEN BACK IN TOWN FOR TWO WEEKS AND HAVE BEEN AVOIDING THE RENT AGAIN AND THEN I HEAR YOU WAS ARRESTED FOR A BARFIGHT AND THAT THERES A GIANT DEMON RUNNING AMOK FROM SCOOTALOO AS SHE CRASHLANDS THOUGH MY WALL. She swings again as Red move out the way and a random demon gets smacked in the face before a red dragon claw grabs them and throws them at Terra as a blue feathered dragoness boops dashie on the nose. Really Dashie a bat what happend to you being able to turn clouds into tasers when punching and kicking though nice swing Ohhh that yer hehe i got slapped with a cese and desist by blueblood after i showed rarity how to do it with her magic and she slapped him with it at the gala though princess Luna offered me a job in the night guard hrmmm say Gelu would any of these guys be weak to lighting? Oh most of them are think you could make a barrier to keep them in we coukd use the help throwing them and ugly other there back though Redsopine trys to quietly slip away as they are discussing stratagy and speaks to the other demon Ignis. Soooo hows the rebuilding going am i still banned from the city of DIS for destroying half of it It's still being rebuilt and yes your still banned and yes you are behind on the rent at Rainbows and no i won't let you hide at mine from her. "You smell of a Freeloader." Walter whispered as he slunk up behind Red his right mechanical eye glowing as he looked at Red. "And I smell the scent of an unpaid tab from a bar three dimensions over but how can I smell it from twenty years in the past?" He asked before he was suddenly back beside Umbra petting him as if nothing had happens. Ooooook is anyone gonna tell him about the time dilation effects so in one universe its a diffrent era and year or should I? Umbra purrs again before giggling as a pink hand boops his nose " Hey pinkie hows the multiverse seeing going? Its going ok you adorable kitty you though how does Dashie and Scottaloo remember Red if the rest of use don't? Oh thats easier then you think nearly every multiverse version of This freeloader over protective jerk of a brother has this erasing the mind of people effect unless he wants to be remembered only family is not effected and seem to know what variation there talking to and as such treat them the same as they would there universes Red and this guys skipped town on me in five realites left me with his bar tab in 3 and owes me two weeks rent. Red blinks before speaking. Wait how the fuck did you know all that and how comes all the demons are just watching our interaction instead of attacking oh thats why yikes thats what happens when moonie is allowed out with Luna there more scared of her and decided to watch and not end up like BLOGNOTH how did she even bend a spherical demon like that. WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS MESS AND WHO OPEND A HELL PORTAL WITHOUT A PERMIT AND LET CERBUERSE CHEW TOY OUT. Shouts nightmare moon as she is holding a rather blooddied spear up before throwing it into the portal as walter flys up to her and honks her nose before flying off saying. Meep meep. Oh just great i thought we kicked him out our reality already how does he keep showing back up anyway everyone go back to your fighting and carnage just dont kill any civilians and no corruption of them and if you value your sanity do not agree to a pact with the cutiemark crusaders. with that nightmare moon flies back to canterlot as everyone looks around. So that just happend i call dibs on the big dude with my bat. Shouts Rainbow dash as she flies at a huge demon and smacks them at sonic rainboom speeds sending it flying into the air.