Six ponies sat at a round table. Two alicorns, three earth ponies, and one unicorn zony. Snickers shot a glare at Kiwe. Kiwe narrowed his eyes back and stared his friend down.
“This is getting intense,” Silver Spoon whispered. Diamond Tiara nodded back.
“Do you have two of stars?” Snickers asked Kiwe. Kiwe groaned loudly to the ceiling, passing the card to Snickers. “Ha! Bookie, I win! I win!”
Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara set their cards down and looked at one another, then watched as Kiwe slid his last cookie to Snickers with his hoof.
“Take my cookie, I don’t even want it,” Kiwe mumbled glumly.
“Oh, I’m taking it… and giving you half for being my brother from another mother,” Snickers said, biting the cookie and passing the rest back.
Kiwe grabbed the treat in his magic and chomped it down, humming in delight as it tickled his taste buds. Silver and Diamond looked at their cookies and just traded them while Luna’s wings flared and she looked pointedly at Celestia.
Luna turned to Celestia with a playful look. “Sister, didst thou eat mine confection?! Open thy mouth and I’ll retrieve it from thy gullet with my own hooves.” With that, Luna tackled Celestia and the two rolled around, play wrestling on the carpet while the apartment staff watched with awkward expressions, unsure of how to take the nigh immortal rulers of the land play-fighting like earth pony foals.
“I’ll bet you two cookies Auntie Luna wins,” Snickers exclaimed.
“I’m in!” Basil shouted before he could stop himself. Oregano bumped his hip to his brother’s. “I mean, I have no part to play in this.”
“Do you hear that, Sister?” Celestia asked. “They’re betting on me winning.”
Celestia rolled over with Luna twice before ending up on top and pinning the mare’s wings down with her knees and her forelegs with her own. Luna looked up in shock when Celestia had her pinned. “Celestia?!? You and your sun-butt are squashing me.”
Luna fake wheezed, bringing even more awkwardness to the staff, who did notice the size of Celestia’s rump with appreciation.
“I am not that big, and if I am, it’s from carrying the nation on my back for so long,” Celestia snarked.
Most of the ponies held their tongues, but their smiles said more than enough. Luna turned to dark mist and flowed back to the table, taking her seat once she was corporeal again.
Luna made a declaration that finally broke most ponies in the room’s constitution. “Chef, bring marzipan, cakes, and tarts to my room with each meal. If I am to win in a contest with my sister, I must fill my rump with sweets and rest on my laurels until my posterior is nearly as grand as hers.”
Celestia gasped in actual surprise. “Luna? Did you really just call me fat?”
Luna scoffed. “Neigh, Sister. I said you have a large posterior, and I cannot deny it may put my own moon to shame some days.”
Celestia’s ears lowered for the first time since Snickers had seen the alicorn and while seeing the slight weakness was almost enough to make him feel for her, it wasn’t enough to stop him from grinning at the sisters as they argued.
“Very well, if that’s the way you feel,” Celestia stood tall, “I will accept victory now. You are simply jealous of the royal rump, and only call more attention to it out of envy.”
Celestia turned and moved her flank by Luna’s head. “Get your smelly rump away from my sensitive snout, lest you poison me with your most foul air.” Luna said.
Celestia turned around quickly and slapped Luna with her wing. “Oh, my mistake. Silly wings just have a mind of their own at times.”
Luna, taken by surprise, snapped at Celestia. “Go feed a rabbit with your voluptuous udders! Oh… oh my, I apologize, Sister,” Luna said, honestly meaning her apology. “That was too far.”
Celestia held up a hoof. “It’s fine, Luna, there was no harm done.”
“No, Celestia,” Luna said with a winning pout, “I have insulted rabbits everywhere, and I must apologize to each and every one.”
Celestia’s wing struck at Luna again as they joined the room in their laughter.
…
Snickers yawned after hours of playing cards and having fun playing tag, hide and seek, and I-Spy. He had finished with his friends in the bathroom and still tasted cinnamon as he led them into bed.
“Why does Kiwe even have a room if he’s sleeping with us?” Diamond asked, a bit huffy.
“Because, it’s the only way to not hurt anypony’s feelings… hey, what’s this?” Snickers asked when he’d climbed onto his bed and looked at the pillows. A small rectangular box rested, tied with a brown bow that sparkled from glitter.
“That’s a box, my boy,” Blueblood said, trotting into Snickers’s spacious room with the Princesses behind him.
“Well, duh,” Snickers replied with a roll of his eyes. “Is it for me?”
Blueblood raised his snout slightly. “This is your room, is it not?”
“Wow, somepony’s snippy. Laxxie, give Blueblood a kiss,” Snickers said. While Blueblood held back a kiss from the relatively unknown predatory tree-spirit, Snickers took the box in his forehooves. “Okay, that’s enough, girl. Take a rest.”
Blueblood sighed and smiled appreciatively. “Ah, thank you for that. I’m not sure, but I think it may try to take a bite out of… wait, why am I sticky?” Blueblood asked, looking at his foreleg and the drops of fluid Laxxie had drooled onto him.
“Because you just got licked by a timberwolf, silly. They’re very sticky.” Luna said and even Celestia snorted.
“Auntie Celestia, Luna’s being mean again. Ugh, seriously, what is this? It’s ruining my fur.” Blueblood whined.
Celestia tutted the stallion. “Blueblood, we had this talk when you were seven. You’re a stallion now and should know all about that part of--”
“Auntie?! Not in front of the foals,” Blueblood pointed to Snickers and his friends, all looking at the box.
“So, can I open it?” Snickers asked Blueblood.
Blueblood nodded while his eye twitched when his fur pinched from pulling against the sap. “Sure, I see no reason as to why you can’t.”
Snickers bit the string and held the ends of the box between his forehooves while using his lips to lift the lid.
“Oh, what if it’s a bangle?” Silver Spoon asked.
“A necklace?” Diamond Tiara offered.
All four looked at the item in the box perplexed. “It’s… a ruler?” Snickers asked, then all eyes turned to Blueblood. “I don’t get it.”
Blueblood stood tall and proud. “Yes, nephew. So that we may see how long you sleep.”
There was a thwap sound as Luna and Celestia reacted by swatting the cheeky stallion with their wings. Blueblood laughed, the Princesses frowned at him, while the foals rolled their eyes.
“Nephew,” Luna said. “That was a terrible joke, and you should feel shame for it. My gift, on this first night, is actually something useful.”
Luna’s horn glowed and a box appeared on the bed. “Oh, what’s this one?” Snickers asked.
“Open it to find out,” Luna said, repressing a grin. Celestia and Blueblood narrowed their eyes at her.
The box was opened and Snickers looked at a melon with curiosity. “Um, thanks?”
“Wait a moment,” Luna said. The room darkened and the melon began to glow more as the darkness set in. “It’s a glowing fruit from the farms in the west. In case you need a… light snack!” Luna chortled and giggled. The lights in the room returned to normal and the joke went over far better as each foal was giggling into their hooves, looking at the fruit they’d definitely be sampling after lights out.
Celestia sighed in defeat. “Fantastic, I have a gift to offer as well, only it’s not silly or… whatever Blueblood’s was meant to be,” she teased the pouting stallion.
“Well, it was funny when it happened to me,” Blueblood grumbled.
“Be that as it may, here is my gift to you.” Celestia’s horn glowed and a small pony doll appeared in front of him.
“Aries!” Snickers shouted, wrapping the doll in a hug.
Celestia’s eyes watered and she fell onto her haunches, a forehoof raised to her chest plate guarding her heart. “Oh, Aquelis; you remember your doll?” Celestia’s voice wavered. “I’ve saved her all these years in the vault, but you remember her as though you’d lost her in the gardens.”
Snickers inhaled the scent of the doll he held and then pulled back with a snort. Snickers looked at Celestia, then the doll in his forelegs. “This isn’t the one from Mom?”
Celestia looked at Snickers. “I… am your mother. That’s your Aries, from before you… left me.”
Snickers tossed the doll away from him and turned to the pillows. “That’s not my doll, you’re not my mommy. I’m sorry, but I just don’t know you, Celestia. Goodnight.” Snickers climbed under the covers and turned away just as the doll stopped bouncing, it’s small button eyes peering at Celestia.
Celestia couldn’t restrain herself and covered her face with her forehooves as she started to cry. She grabbed Aries in her magic and vanished, leaving a heartbroken stallion and uncomfortable alicorn behind.
“I… think I’ll take my leave for the evening. Snickers, and friends, I wish you the sweetest dreams and most restful of nights.” Blueblood bowed and stepped back, then turned and left the room with Luna following.
Luna turned back to the foals and tried to say something, but instead offered a small smile to the fillies. Luna glanced at Snickers quickly, then left as well.
Silver Spoon, Kiwe, and Diamond Tiara were still sitting where they were when the shocking event had happened. After so much fun, to see Princess Celestia crying; it shocked them all. None of them had even thought it possible for a Princess to be anything but happy - or angry at enemies of the nation - and now their hopes of a fun time were shattered.
Back to the reality that seemed to surround Snickers, Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara moved to either side of Snickers on the bed, while Kiwe moved to the outside by Silver Spoon.
Both fillies hugged Snickers and gave him a nuzzle. “We’re here for you, Snickers. Not even a Princess will hurt you with us here,” Silver said quietly.
“And we’d get banished before we let any of them touch you without a fight,” Diamond added.
“And no matter what, you’ll always be a pony worth fighting for,” Kiwe said.
Snickers sniffled and, facing Diamond Tiara, hugged her with both forelegs. “I miss my mommy,” he whispered. “I wish I never came here, but I can’t be around those other ponies,” he finished with a slight snarl.
“I get it, and remember that…” Diamond hesitated, unsure of whether to say ‘we love you’, or something else she couldn’t think of. Thankfully, Silver Spoon hugged Snickers from behind and nibbled his ear, distracting Snickers and Diamond.
Snickers inhaled loudly and shivered. “S-silver?” Snickers exclaimed, feeling himself growing hard at the moment, pressing out from the pajama bottoms he wore and pressing between himself and Diamond as it grew. The thought was brief, but that thought was enough to dispel the hiding spell, letting Diamond see what was tickling her teats.
Diamond’s heart raced, feeling him between them. Her first reaction was to shove him back and slap him, but her body reacted and pressed her labia forward to graze his member while he was distracted. Diamond shivered and her coat bristled at the contact and sensation. Her desires were growing by instinct to be rutted by him and her tail flagged from under the sheets.
Glad to not be seen reacting, she scooted her hind back to keep him from her nethers while staying close and forcing a frown over the slight smile she felt on her lips. “Hey, stop it, Silver Spoon,” Diamond commanded and glanced down. Silver leaned up and looked between her best friend and her love with suddenly widening eyes.
“Sorry, I didn’t think he’d react like that. I was just doing what my daddy does to make my mommy stop being down.” Silver stared at the top of Snickers’s penis hungrily, but a shove from Diamond forced her back down to her own pillow.
Sage entered the room. "Is there anything else I can do for you this evening?" When Kiwe looked at her and shook his head, sage bowed. “Lights off, please.”
After her command, the lights clicked off leaving the room lit by moonlight.
Several minutes passed; Snickers and Kiwe fell asleep while the fillies stayed awake.
"Silver Spoon?" Diamond said, leaning up and whispering in a sound slightly more than a breath.
Silver replied, equally quiet. "Hrm?"
"I love you, and the rest of our herd. But, I want Snickers to be my first, too." Diamond said.
Silver leaned up with wide eyes and a grin. "Same time?" Silver said.
Diamond frowned. "No, gross. I don't want some filly watching me at that moment."
"Whatever." Silver rolled her eyes. "Like, do what you have to; but I called him first."
"Did not."
"Did too," Silver Spoon said firmly, then leaned closer and nibbled Snickers's ear.
Diamond huffed and turned over, knowing what was about to happen. As Snickers grew, he brushed against Diamond's tail and, just as she was about to shift to let him enter her moist tunnel, her hind legs kicked.
The motion woke Snickers, who noticed right away his problem. "Sorry, let me button this thing better," Snickers said, fumbling under the covers, trying to get his full erection into his pants.
Silver Spoon sighed and rolled him onto his back. "Me and Diamond are gonna help you."
Snickers blushed. "Wh-what do you mean?"
Silver straddled his hind legs while moving the covers aside to get a full close up cause of her physical desire. "We're gonna give you the shivers, then you'll be better and go to sleep."
Diamond nervously sat up and scooted by Silver's side. "What are you talking about? I've never touched one before, why's it gotta be his, and now?"
"Do you want to try something a little more personal?" Silver asked and waggled her eyebrows.
Snickers began trying to think of unsexy things, but the scent of one, or both, fillies being aroused negated those thoughts. When Silver’s shoes thumped on the bed and she wrapped her soft, warm, smooth hooves around his member, Snickers sat up and scooted back. In the moonlight, Snickers saw Diamond sitting nervously looking away while Silver Spoon had fallen back and was on full display for him, without knowing it.
Snickers got up onto his hooves and Silver gasped, thinking this was the moment he’d take her. Her tail whipped up and her legs closed around it, guarding her sensitive parts from what might have happened; had he not run the length of the bed, stopping at the edge.
“I have to take care of this myself. I’m sorry, but… I’m not ready.” Snickers said softly, then hopped to the floor.
Silver trembled as a wave of fear ran through her. She looked at Diamond, who was still sitting in the same place, watching Snickers trot to the bathroom. “Diamond,” Silver said, voice weak and she squeaked.
Both their attention was drawn to Kiwe, who was facing away from them. His horn glowed faintly from something in his dream, but he was still asleep.
“Diamond,” Silver whispered again. “I… I’m not ready. I don’t want him under my tail, I was so scared when he was so close.”
Diamond inhaled deeply and mewled.
Silver rolled to her side and looked at the silhouette of her friend, the moonlight striking her back and hiding her front from her. “Diamond Tiara? Are you…” Diamond shook her head and got to her hooves. “You better not be, I’m seriously scared here, and I need you to be here for me.”
Diamond sighed and gulped loudly, wetting her dry throat. “Y-yeah… I’m here, I was just thinking about Snickers. Ya know how it is,” she said, returning to her place in the bed. “So, what can I do to help you feel safer and better?”
…
Snickers closed the door and reached for the light switch, then swore at the wall. After calling for the lights to turn on, he went to the mirror and looked at himself. He was still clean and attractive. His mane was a little frizzy from being in bed, but that was to be expected. He stepped on the cold water pedal to fill the sink and when it was about a quarter full, he dipped his muzzle in the water and slurped some.
Gargling it, he spat it out and then looked under himself. “What the fuck just happened out there? Is it something in the water that makes fillies go bat-shit crazy for my dick? Is it magic? Do I have magic balls? My dick’s three colors, are those some crazy combination that makes fillies want it?!”
Snickers shouted in frustration and stomped his hooves, feeling himself swaying and pulling under his body, getting bumped by his legs and even whacking his chest a couple times in his tantrum.
“Damn this thing! It’s fucking huge and ruining my life! All I want to do is be normal. Is that so much to ask? To go a few days without getting some filly to show me her slit to get me to drop out of my sheath?” Snickers reared up and stomped his hooves onto the floor. “And it won’t stop making me want them,” he sighed and sat down.
“I just want to be normal. I don’t wanna have sex, but…” Snickers sighed and opened his mouth, leaning down to do something he hadn’t since he was at the hospital that transferred him to Rarity.
After several moments passed, Snickers sat up and, having his mouth empty, coughed and wiped his lips. “Damn it, why does it feel so good? Everything about sex here is just… feeling it in my mouth and throat… I don’t know how much longer I can stop myself from just giving in. I swear, if I get a filly pregnant, I’m going to move to another city, change my name, and live under a bridge until I’m eight.
“Wow,” Snickers said, bumping his own head, “great job being a father, asshole. You’d abandon your foal like your dad left you?” Snickers frowned and noticed his forelegs were working on their own, running the length of his torment. “Fine, just once; then I’m done for the next couple days.”
…
Snickers opened the door and turned off the bathroom light. He walked through the room and climbed onto the bed, noticing two ponies weren’t there anymore. Snickers sighed and rubbed his mane. “I miss Mom,” he said to himself. His ears perked and he left the bed again, went to his trunk, and opened it. Digging through the clothes he’d brought, he came across Aries, the same doll Celestia had offered to him.
This one, though, smelled like Rarity. Snickers hugged the doll and gave it a nuzzle before setting her on his back. He quickly found the book he was gifted by Celestia and took it to the writing desk.
Using a pencil, he prepared to write, but stopped before the first word could be written. He thought about what to write for several seconds, and finally put pencil to paper.
Dear Mom. I miss you.
-Snickers
He set the pencil down and licked his lips by habit. He noticed the pencil was made from something that didn’t dry his lips and he smirked. “I’ve found the answer to dry lips; Ponyville will welcome me back someday as a hero.”
The book glowed, to his surprise. Words appeared beneath his in elegant Ponish.
We miss you, too, Darling. I hope you’re doing well, being so far away from your bed. I wish I could give you a kiss goodnight.
Snickers felt his heart ache as he read the message in his mother’s voice.
I want a kiss goodnight. It’s been crazy here. The whole day’s been crazy. from waking up, to my freakout, to leaving, to getting to the castle, and all this, I even almost got laid tonight, if you can believe that.
Snickers giggled and waited for almost a minute. About halfway through, he thought he caught a tiny blue spark from outside in the corner of his eye, but when he looked he didn’t see anything outside the window.
That’s lovely to hear, that you’ve found such a lucky pony. As long as you’re happy, safe, and don’t rush into anything, my little prince, I’ll always expect the best. Oh, I’m not making any sense, am I? I understand you’ve been through a lot today; we all have. I had no inclination that waking up this morning, I’d be saying goodbye to my
Several seconds passed and some of the letters she’d written began to bleed together, making Snickers wonder what was happening.
son.
It’s not going to be easy, earning your trust and love again, much less the respect you gave me. No, trust is the most important, darling. I can’t keep my mind on track at the moment. What, pray tell, have you been doing all day? Shopping? Fine dining? Clearly romance is something you do naturally.
Snickers rolled his eyes.
I do love you mommy. Your always going to be my mom, you earned that, and I love you for putting up with my Shit for so long. I kinda think i rushed leaving to be Honest.
I was kinda joking about getting laid, Silver and Diamond wanted me to relax after I was mean to Celestia and made her cry because she keeps calling me akwelis and so they offered to give me a hoofjob, but i left, and went to the bathroom to cool off, and that’s all I’m saying about it. haha.I met Luna and shes scary. I mean she looks scary but is actually really nice and silly, and Celestia and Luna play fighted all night, and Prince Blueblood told me about how you introdused yourself to him and how he had to pretend to be a jerk, but is actually really nice and played cards with us for a round, and hide, and seek, and he wouldnt play tag though.
he said it was uncouth to gallop but Celestia and Luna did with all four of us. What did you do today.
Snickers sighed and rested his chin on his forehoof as his eyes grew heavy and he yawned quietly with a chirp at the end that made him giggle.
His eyes closed as more words appeared on the page and his head lowered to rest on the book as a comfortable sleep took him. The feeling of Rarity being close was enough to pull him into a restful slumber that lasted the night.