Equestria Girls Random Moments 3

by Arthor2017


Random Moments 3 - #02

Private Detective Office.

Rarity was resting placidly on her chair, since she didn't have much to do after all the cases had been resolved, when a fat lady in her mid-forties stormed in with tears covering her eyes.

"Help Detective! I was robbed in broad daylight! I didn't even realize it until it was too late!"

"Now darling, there is no reason to despair." Rarity says waking up from her now interrupted sleep. Despite the woman's screams, she maintains her composure. "Please take a seat and tell me your name."

" * Sniff * … I'm Mrs. Barbie Q.…"

"Alright Mrs. Q, now tell me what was stolen from you."

"My cell phone! My cell phone was stolen! Please help me find my phone! MY PHOOOOONE!"

"Calm down dear, I don't need you to freak out any more than you already are. I'll take care of the situation, in the mean time you stay here and entertain with these fashion magazines."

Thus, Detective Rarity leaves the office to fulfill her duty.

( Fifteen minutes later )

"I'm back!"

The woman was impressed by the time it took for Rarity to return from her mission. "Oh my. That was pretty quick!"

"I am quite efficient." Rarity says smiling proudly.

"I can see it now. Well, where is it?"

"Right here! ... and it's number +1 (408) 785-9962."


Zephyr Breeze was heading towards Rainbow Dash's house. The athlete had called him early for lunch and Zephyr thought she had prepared something delicious for his birthday, so he picks up his pace to get there fast. Once outside the building, Zephyr rings the doorbell of the house being greeted by a Rainbow Dash carrying brooms and mops.

"Well, it was about time you finally came! I'm cleaning the whole house, I hope that doesn't bother you at all."

"Uh ... of course not, not at all." Zephyr assures.

"But don't just stand there like a fool! Come in at once!" Rainbow yanks Fluttershy's older brother inside and sits him down near the table where she serves him a simple bowl of vegetable soup as she continues with the cleaning.

"But what is this! This is how you celebrate my birthday? With a miserable soup?"

"And what did you want? Lobster? Pheasant? Caviar? ..."

"I'm not asking that much… but not even a bottle or can of soda to uncap?"

Then Zephyr begins to protest. "Oh hay no! I have to uncover something!"

"With pleasure!" Rainbow Dash exclaims handing Zephyr a plunger. "Here. Start uncovering the bathtub! "


On the outskirts of the city, under the inclement sun, a group of inmates was chopping stones in a quarry under the constant surveillance of the security guards.

Among the prisoners was Trixie Lulamoon perspiring from trying to chip her stone. The worst of the case was that she had to do this until twelve noon, and it was only 09:10 am.

"When Trixie was told she had to spend four years in the shade , this wasn't what she had in mind!"


Classical age

On the hill of a city-state stood a splendid temple built with the finest stones brought from the heart of the mountains. A pantheon made in honor of the local goddess and guardian of the city, Faust.

Inside were two of the priestesses, Fluttershy and Amethyst Star, preparing the incenses for the celebration that was to take place that afternoon. Amethyst gets bored with incense and decides to start a conversation with her friend.

"Fluttershy, did I tell you the Gods appeared before me?"

"No, never. When did it happen?"

"Long ago, in a dream." Amethyst replies. "They came down from their heavenly abode and gave me to choose between two alternatives: to be the richest in the world , or to be the most beautiful in the world."

"And which one you choose?" Fluttershy asks.

"Isn't it obvious?" Amethyst poses denoting her statuesque figure.

"What a coincidence. I must confess the Gods also appeared before me in a dream."

This comment takes Star by surprise. Of all the people she knew, she never thought these things would happen to someone like Fluttershy. Especially Fluttershy.

"Don't tell me! And what did they say?"

"The Gods gave me to choose between two alternatives, like you, but mine were different. I had to choose between having a lot of courage or having a good memory."

"And what did you choose?"

"Uh… well… I can't remember." The pink haired girl answers.


One weekend afternoon Shining Armor receives a couple of distinguished gentlemen, it seems that they were very important people.

"Good afternoon gentlemen, what brings you to my home?"

"We come on behalf of the Canterlot Museum of History."

"We were informed that you have in your possession a large collection of ancient weapons."

"Indeed gentlemen, I have a variety of weapons made here in Canterlot itself."

"Fascinating detail!" Exclaims one of the museum representatives.

"How did you get the valuable collection?"

"It was passed through my family. From generation to generation." Shining Armor shows the gentlemen representatives to the living room where there was a variety of slingshots made of wood displayed on a frame.

"And here are the slingshots of my grandparents, great-grandparents, and great-great-grandparents!"


Bulk Biceps exercised his arms by constantly lifting weights without showing the slightest sign of exhaustion.

"Wow Bulk, you're on fire! When it comes to exercising your body, you take it very seriously." Flash Sentry says admiringly along with his friends, Brawly Beats and Ringo.

"Thanks! I have to keep these arms in shape to play domino."

"Dude, you don't need to exercise to play domino!" Replies Brawly Beats.

"But I play it with bricks." Bulk Biceps admits.


Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle were resting in the Canterlot High's training ground when Scootaloo walks up with them.

"Hey girls, do you want to hear a spicy story?"

The two Crusaders exchange glances. They had heard all kinds of stories but never a spicy one because those kinds of stories were reserved only for adults and adolescents, they believed. Either way they were going to find out sooner or later, and what better time than now!

"I would like to hear it."

"Same here. Shoot it Scoots!"

Then the purple haired girl takes a deep breath and begins. "Once upon a time, there was a tiny chili pepper who wanted to know the world...!"