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// COCKtail 
// Story: The Alley Outside of 7/11: An Anthology 
// by The Red Parade 
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It was a perfectly calm day in Ponyville.

“FUCK!”

The birds were chirping and the sky looked about the same as it always did.

“SHIT!”

Strawberry Sunrise decided to enjoy her evening by making a nice cocktail.

“FUCKFUCKFUCK!”

She took out the ingredients and put them on the counter.

“NOOOOOOOOOOO!”

As she put together the drink, there was a knock at the door.

“FUCCCCCCCCK!”

It was Twilight Sparkle. She did not like cocktails.

“SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK.”

When she saw Strawberry making a cocktail, she FLIPPED THE FUCK OUT and started BREAKING SHIT all up in her business.

“WHYYYYYYYYY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN MEEEEEEEEEE!”

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that in 1998, Buck Showalter intentionally walked Barry Bonds with the bases loaded.