Phil cantered down the road, waving at all the Phils minding their business. It was a good day for Phil. Phil had so many adoring fans.
Phil met up with Phil and the fountain of Phil, where they Philled their Phils with the fresh Phil. Phil and Phil then joined Phil in lecturing the Phils of Canterlot about how Philship is Phil, and how everyPhil should be Phils with each Phil.
"Wait--" Phil raised a hoof. "Who am I?"
"Psh, you're Phil!" Phil chuckled, brushing off Phil's question. "Now, turn to page Philty-seven for today's Phil on the history of Phils."