All of the sudden, the clock started to play the song, "I Got You, Babe!" It's 9:05 am. and Rainbow Dash starts to wake up.
Upon waking, she groaned, "I hate mornings." Then, she took a bath and brushed her teeth. She looked at herself in the mirror and said, "Today's going to be a great day. I can just feel it."
She then remembered that she had to help her friend Twilight with her taxes. Dash thought that it was weird that Twilight needed help with her taxes, since she was the smartest pony in Ponyville. And who could not forget the fact that Twilight would sometimes go around town screaming, "I'm the smartest pony in the world! Whooo-Hooo!" (But, then again, when she would go around and scream that, she was usually pretty drunk.)
Just as Dash arrived at Twilight's door, it swung wide open. Dash asked Twilight, "How did you--."
Twilight interrupted Dash and said, "...open the door so fast? Well, it was easy. All I did was calculate the time that it would take you to get here and then I just waited at the door." She then mused, "I guess my timing was off because I waited for four hours."
Dash said, "So you waited for four hours just to open the door before I knocked?! Wow, that's crazy, Twi--- ...umm, Twilight, where are your wings?"
"What wings? I never had wings.", replied Twilight.
Rainbow Dash says " Wait, what?! But you did have wings. Remember yesterday, we where helping Applejack to make some cider."
Twilight says "Noooo yesterday we did winter wrap-up don't you remember?"
Rainbow Dash just stood there confused at what her friend Twilight had said. Then she said,, "Umm, we didn't even do winter wrap up this year. You know what, nevermind. What do you need help with on your taxes?"
Twilight looked at Dash confused, and then she said, "Yeah, umm, I need help with the ...uhhhh."
All of the sudden, Pinkie Pie literally popped up from out of Twilight's tax forms and winked at Twilight, "Hi Twilight! How are you doing today?"
Twilight said, "Pinkie Pie, what the heck! You almost gave me a heart attack."
Pinkie says "Oh, sorry Twilight. I was just so excited to see you." Then she noticed another old acquaintance and exclaimed, "Oh, hi Dashie! How are you doing? "
Rainbow Dash was just standing there, really freaking out. She recalled the last time that the two of them had met: Pinkie Pie had tried to kill her!
"Holy shoot, Twilight, why did you invite Pinkie here?! And how did you get out of jail Pinkie!", exclaimed Rainbow Dash.
Pinkie Pie looked at Dash confused and then she laughed, "Ha-ha that's a good joke Dash! As if I would hurt any pony, especially you. Dash, you're my best friend. Why would I hurt you?"
Dash said, "What the fudge. What? Wait! What?"
Twilight said, "Dash, I think you need some coffee or something, because your brain seems to be acting weird. I mean, Pinkie being evil and trying to hurt you?! Come on Dash?" Twilight chuckles. Rainbow Dash looks at both of them, amazed to the point of laughing at what she had just heard. Then something weird happened, and I'm not talking about leave out your burnt toast on a cold winter night weird, I'm talking about your grandad dancing on top of your new car in only his underwear weird.
Time stopped for Dash. It literally stopped. The ponies walking down the street stopped walking. The birds flying above stopped flying. Twilight, who was just now talking, stopped talking. Time stood still.
Dash stood still. She then looked around and said, "Hello, can any pony move Twilight? Are you okay? What the heck is going on?!" Then Pinkie moved.
Dash said, "You! You did this, you sick freak!"
Pinkie replied, "Whoa Dash, I did no such thing. I Pinkie Pie Swear."
Dash said, "Oh yeah, sure you didn't. you tried to murder me, Pinkie. Did you forget or--."
Dash was interrupted by Pinkie who said, "Look Dash, I didn't hurt you at all, and I would never hurt you. Never Dash. You know that we're friends and that friends don't hurt each other. Okay?"
Dash was surprised by Pinkie's response. He thought about it and told her, "Okay, Pinkie, you win, but, I'm still watching you."
Pinkie said, "Okay." Then she bounced in the air multiple times.
"Look, Dash, I have to tell you something really important. Are you ready?"
Dash cautiously said, "Yeah, I'm ready.?"
Pinkie took a deep breath in, then she slowly exhaled and said, "You are in an endless time---."
Pinkie Pie froze. Dash was really confused now.
Dash said, "What does that mean, Pinkie? Are you okay? Oh-h-h, crap, now she's frozen! What do I do? Hmm-m-m."
Rainbow Dash then heard a really creepy voice: "Rainbow."
Rainbow Dash looked around, but she saw nothing. She said "Who's there? I'm not scare. I can beat you up in 10 seconds flat........probably."
Again, the creepy voice said, "Rainbow, come and find me, please."
Dash said, "Ummm, I don't think so. Does it seem that I'm stupid or something."
The creepy voice said, "Ok, fine. If you won't come to me, then I'll come to you."
Dash said, "Wait, what?"
A white glowing ball came hurdling towards Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow dash says "holy shhhhhooo--."
She was hit with the glowing ball and then, all of the sudden, the clock started to play the song, "I Got You, Babe!" It's 9:05am and Rainbow Dash woke up.
Upon waking, she groaned, and then she looked around and said, "Wait didn't they already play that song yesterday? Nah It must have been a rerun."