Sgt. Frog and My Little Pony Crossover

by MidnightCrew


Chapter 10

"All right!" Pinkie announced. "Let's play Pin The Tail On The Pony! Yay!"

Giroro went up first. "Fine, I'll go." She put the blindfold on him, but then the tail was jerked out of his hands. "What the- Rainbow!" She just giggled. "OW! WHAT THE-OH VERY FUNNY!"

Keroro laughed. "You have a tail! Hahaha!"

Giroro growled as steam came out of his head. "If I could find you, I'd kill you!"

Kululu pulled off the blindfold. "Show time, ku ku ku."

Keroro backed up. "I-I didn't mean it, Corporal! Seriously! Take a joke!"

"I'LL KILL YOU!" Rainbow flew down and picked him up. "HEY!"

She set him down away from Keroro. "Don't hurt him, we don't need any blood to stain this floor."

Pinkie grabbed the mic. "Aaaaand now, we will play Sim Gretina's remix of This Day Aria for no reason at all!"

"YAY!"

This day is going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
Everypony will gather round
Say I look lovely in my gown
What they don't know is that I have fooled them all

I could care less about the dress
I won't partake in any cake
Vows, well I'll be lying when I say
That through any kind of weather
I'll want us to be together
The truth is I don't care for him at all

This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
But instead of having cake
With all my friends to celebrate
My wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all

For I oh so love the groom
All my thoughts, he does consume
Oh, Shining Armor, I'll be there very soon

No, I do not love the groom
In my heart there is no room
But I still want him to be all mine

We must escape before it's too late
Find a way to save the day
Hope, I'll be lying if I say
I don't fear that I may lose him
To one who wants to use him
Not care for, love and cherish him each day

Finally the moment has arrived
For me, to be one lucky bride
Oh, the wedding we won't make
He'll end up marrying a fake
Shining Armor will be

This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
But instead of having cake
With all my friends to celebrate
My wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all

Mine, all mine

"Uh, what does that song mean?"

Pinkie changed the CD. "Long story. Hey Rainbow, wanna help me make more cupcakes?"

She shook her head. "I've told you a million times, I'm not good at baking."

Pinkie frowned."Awwwwww."

Rainbow sighed. "Okay, but I'm not gonna be able to make good food." Pinkie smiled and headed for the basement as she followed. They were gone for a long time.

"Are they coming back?" Tamama stuffed a cupcake in his mouth.

"I don't know," Twilight said. Then Rainbow screamed from the basement.

"You can't do this to me, Pinkie! I'm your friend!"

"Of course you are, silly. That's why I'm so excited to have you here. We get to share your last moments together, just you and me."

All of the friend's eyes grew. "OH NO!"

"Well, that's enough reminiscing. It's time to begin."

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! STOP, PLEASE!"

"HOLY FROG, WE GOTTA GET DOWN THERE!" Giroro yelled in fright.

Kululu actually looked worried. "Rainbow?" he called down anxiously. Keroro hugged Tamama, who was shaking.

"Hope you don't mind, I think I'm gonna wing it now."

Fluttershy let out a little sigh and fainted. Dororo quickly soaked a cloth in water and put it on her head. "Wh-wha...?" she murmured.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Spike whimpered as Twilight grit her teeth. "WE'RE GOING DOWN THERE! The ten of them ran down to the basement, having no idea what they would see next.